pre apocolyptical morning thread (thursday)

Gazlar
Gazlar Posts: 8,083
edited December 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Morning scuttlers

Well the world ends tomorrow so in recognition im clocking off at lunchtime today and having tomorrow off.....sorry the apocalypse means you won't get to start your new job foxc but as a consolation if you want to go out with a bang..............

No thought not....

Joking aside now another standard day really last bit of xmassing to do and Mrs gazlar is off to pembs tomorrow it means a quiet weekend too. Im planning a gym sesh today but my carpal tunnel is playing me up so might have to wait a day or two.

Little else to report......at ease
Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
Amy
Farnsworth
Zapp

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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Greetings mortals,

    Gazlar owned my ass on my near epic fail by about 11 seconds.. :oP
    Another day of laze and fail at work today whilst I nurse my mosquito bites as they feasted upon me last night..
    Not much to do here, just watch episodes of "Breaking Bad" and a few movies that I have on hand
    Wishing you all a day as unproductive as mine
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    11 seconds? You wish....i believe my post was up 7 minutes longer than yours.....i suppose at your age you probably have a case of the peles ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Morning Losers!
    These pills are weird! They warn that they may make you feel drowsy, but it's more like a doping session. For a couple of hours, I just don't know what to do with myself, which actually feels pretty awkward at work!
    Tonight I'm off to Bury for the first of many carol concerts. I'm looking forward to it as it's the GMP band playing, which is good fun, and who knows, it might get me in the mood of Christmas. Here's hoping!

    Laters!
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,209
    Yeah its turdsday, getting closer to the w.end - which as the sister in law has dropped a sprog will be spent up & down the motorway, but worse is I may miss the rally boys christmas party tomorrow night :(

    Today is meeting in birmingham which has involved the normal blast down the toll and stuck in traffic on the m42.
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    morning tards

    doing nowt as its the end of the world tomorrow!

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 2121753571

    onwards to loafing, daytime telly and possible boozing!
    Loving life in rural SW France

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    Ribble Audax
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Mornin' Hollyoaks-watchers

    Now we've got the 'who-can-post-before-who' wazzing contest done and out the way (Round four to Gazlar), we can get down to the serious CC business of semantics, pickiness, bitterness and smugness (I like to the think of the CC as being like QI - but with people saying 'f**k' more).

    Now, the Apocalypse: there's a few things the Mayans didn't account for:
    1) Leap years
    2) The Catholic Church scrubbing four years from the history books because they didn't like them
    3) The change from the Julien to the Gregorian Calender
    3) Their counting system going something like 'Individual, couple, several, many, s**t-loads'

    The Apocalypse, my friends, should already have been and a gone, like, a decade ago, or some s**t.
    .....and yet here we are.

    In the mean time I've got some robot shenanigans to be getting on with, so until the world ends (or I get bored, whichever comes sooner)....

    Onwards! To coffee! And industrial-mecha based asshattery!
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    morning all,

    i've got some stuff to do today, then i've got a bit of christmas shopping to finish off at lunch (*note a few hours this afternoon)

    then i go home and celebrate my mums birthday with some cake, then i'm off to forest of dean for a ride later.

    all in all a good day 8)
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Morning bumders

    Anyone know what time the apocolypse is happening tomorrow because I'm trying to make bike related plans and it's just a bit of a nuisance not knoing exactly what's occuring, it's verging on being rather rude if I'm honest. I mean it's all very well the world ending but I think we could have been given more details :roll:

    Today I will be making Scalextric tracks. That is all. Win.

    Laters
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    If in doubt, blame Wiggle.
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    'ning
    Couldn't get to sleep last night as I had so much going round in my head about packing/clearing out shoot. Feel like garbage today. I am however, wearing a dress, as I might be meeting a bloke for dinner...
    Today is the day of double fuddle, beige food, as far as the eye can see!

    29 working days (including today) left... !
    Kisses
    FoxC
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  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    Morning ladies.

    Things to do before the apocalypse

    1. Cancel the milk
    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

    Giant Trance
    Radon ZR 27.5 Race
    Btwin Alur700
    Merida CX500
  • cicatriz
    cicatriz Posts: 411
    I have decided to start the wind down to Christmas early so I'll be doing as little as possible to get by today. Everything is in place for an early finish tomorrow. All I have to do is pack the car tonight then a two hour drive to the parents house, see them for an hour then catch the train to Edinburgh. With any luck I'll be sitting in Tiles bar by 8pm tomorrow night drinking several pints of Deuchars.

    Now to finish the last of the cake.

    Later......
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Morning homos. Been dead busy at work lately. today is no exception to this.
    Laters.
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
    Rockhopper Communter
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    Not much to do here, just watch episodes of "Breaking Bad"
    Sweet 8) What series are you on? Its probally risky saying it here but i'm on series 5 episode 7... only one more episode this year! No spoilers please :twisted:

    Today is sh1t. Absoloutely pouring it down on the ride to work this morning. There's about a half mile stretch of road with no escape from the puddles :cry: AND i forgot my wallet so no lunch... AND i forgot my fags :evil:

    At least i got a good, varied use out of the emoticons today
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    foxc_uk wrote:
    . I am however, wearing a dress, as I might be meeting a bloke for dinner...

    Well that throws a spanner in my pre apocalypse plans. Btw that wasn't stalking that was flirting......i thought we had something warm and fuzzy between us on that ride............what do you mean clank doesn't count...

    Ah well in that case lets fill my mouth with cake and sit crying
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • MissCMC
    MissCMC Posts: 545
    Still stuff going wrong in the office. I know I'm in charge but if it's not my file I don't want to know the problem I want to know the solution and then I will approve how you are proposing to proceed. And why are a lot of other solicitors knobs? Particularly the stuffy old men type?

    Yes I got out of bed on the wrong side this morning. And the rain hasn't helped matters.

    On the sunshine side I have a ticket for the Bruce Springsteen concert at the Millenium Stadium in July. However the 'to do list' for the Chief Brideslave for my Christmas holiday looks like it is going to absorb all my time.
    Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    MissCMC wrote:
    Yes I got out of bed on the wrong side this morning. And the rain hasn't helped matters.
    .

    I think its Cardiff as I'm in an absolute stinker today now, especially at Mrs G's sister and her Newton Dorkner BF.....New years eve was supposed to be a bit of a party at ours, but I was on early mornings the next day, so I said I'd try and swap to a week of lates so I wasn't in bed early and noise could be made. I managed to swap yesterday even though it meant me giving up a cushy 40 hr week for a 48 hr one, I tell them this morning and get an oh, were going to Tribe of Frog in Bristol now sorry, Mrs G didnt know and shes tor between having new year alone or leaving me alone when I get in at half 11, and the worst is as the trains arent running I could have booked the day off but have only been told this today, the last I asked I had no chance.

    I'm really getting furious at being mugged off, between her sister and her lazy retarded BF and ex BF i feel like i have got 3 teenage kids to look after.

    The only difference is my kids will be a fark load more awesome.

    Anyway, rant over, now time for some sympathy hugs

    btw heres crudmas, please laugh politely at it otherwise i may end up going on a rampage in Aldi using chainrings as shurricans
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • MissCMC
    MissCMC Posts: 545
    Poor you Gazlar! I think if things keep going the way they are I may just storm out of the office in a huff and refuse to come back until I am plied with chocolate and alcohol. Thank god tomorrow I will be out of here at 5.30pm. I'm even bringing the wine for the start of the evening to work.

    Trying to organise my parents and siblings this morning into purchasing concert tickets was a challenge too far at 8.30am! Set me right up for the day.
    Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Whats the worst that can happen........world ends tommorrow so what they gonna do, sack ya? you wanna go and get drunk and make a papier mache c0ck and stick on aneurin bevan ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    Whats the worst that can happen........world ends tommorrow so what they gonna do, sack ya? you wanna go and get drunk and make a papier mache c0ck and stick on aneurin bevan ;)

    that made me laugh....i'm in. :lol:
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    The world must be coming to an end, Location manager bought everyone bacon rolls.

    Hope the world does end tomorrow, been asked to do and extra 2 1/2 hours :? which I'm not looking forward to.

    On a brighter note, have to phone the sibling and get sizes for neice and nephew's presents.
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    welshkev wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Whats the worst that can happen........world ends tommorrow so what they gonna do, sack ya? you wanna go and get drunk and make a papier mache c0ck and stick on aneurin bevan ;)

    that made me laugh....i'm in. :lol:

    I'm not using yours as a mould though kev......not again
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bobs bikes
    bobs bikes Posts: 589
    well my day started well, we had a powercut last night, and the card machine has blown up.... feckin mayans didnt take visa eh? the front door keeps blowing open cos the seals have gone, due to some planks pulling a push only door and snapping the retainers! ...... and we are busy! so i am finally eating food now! BYE!
  • MissCMC
    MissCMC Posts: 545
    I'll be in Uplands so not sure where the local Aneurin Bevan statue is! Last time I was out in Uplands my friends and I got flashed and threw a kebab at the weirdo...
    Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Uplands? the aneurin bevan statue is in town by little waitrose.

    I know where Uplands Car Radios is, its just round the corner from me. dont worry I aint gonna turn up though
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Secret santa has been round the office.

    I got some stress-boobs, some chocodicks, and a snowman posing pouch. Very metrosexual.
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
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  • MissCMC
    MissCMC Posts: 545
    I'll be in Uplands or Mumbles in Swansea (classy I know). I know where the statue is in Cardiff. We regularly used to adorn his head with a traffic cone as students.
    Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I said i wasnt going to turn up, theres no need to mumble your location ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Evening all,

    Today i have mostly been feeling rough, felt rough yesterday but like a trooper i went to the Christmas curry and am paying for it... My insides are definitely now my outsides(you all wanted to know i'm sure...

    Onwards towards feeling sorry for myself :(

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