I'm still struggling to find a job

willhub
willhub Posts: 821
edited December 2012 in The bottom bracket
But I hear organs are worth a few quid, I can get $91,400 for my kidney, $57,000 for my heart, and about $116,000 for my lungs.

Decided I'm gonna stick em on eBay, not bothering with an auction though no one will bid then buy it for 1p, I'll stick to buy it now.

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  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    hmm a kidney seems a good sale. I wouldn't bother trying to flog the other two though as you won't get an opportunity to cash the cheque.
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Spending your time watching Home & Away does not sound like a "struggle" to me...

    Oh wait a minute I have seen that televisual marvel :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Pop down the butchers, buy a few kidneys, then when someone buys one on ebay you can send that and keep your own. By the time they notice the difference they'll be dead.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,745
    willhub wrote:
    But I hear organs are worth a few quid, I can get $91,400 for my kidney, $57,000 for my heart, and about $116,000 for my lungs.

    Decided I'm gonna stick em on eBay, not bothering with an auction though no one will bid then buy it for 1p, I'll stick to buy it now.
    Why is the heart the cheapest of the three??
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    Might have a job in Jan.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    wah-hey!

    fingers crossed.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Try 4th category racing. You can get at least £10 for a win. You'll have to cycle to the start of the races or you'll negate all the profits and go to Merseyside to get a lesson in robbing containerships from the West Indies or the Dominican Republic so you can get your store of bananas. Cleat robbed the local poundshop of all the christmas crackers and escaped on a trike with trailer, now we are suffering the consequences.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    I'm not doing that, I'm doing inbound call center work in Manchester for RBS if I do get it.
  • BigJimmyB
    BigJimmyB Posts: 1,302
    Good luck with it. Glad you got something (hopefully) sorted (despite being a fairly itrregular poster here I know you've been looking for a while now).

    While you earn some £'s, have a think about what you'd really like to do and keep pressing to get there.

    All the best.
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    willhub wrote:
    I'm not doing that, I'm doing inbound call center work in Manchester for RBS if I do get it.
    Stealing jobs from hard working Indians....
  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    I'm Yorkshire I get priority.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    willhub wrote:
    I'm Yorkshire I get priority.

    Not in Lancashire you don't.
  • fevmeister
    fevmeister Posts: 353
    Drug dealer? Low set up costs and high profits, plus low taxes, flexible hours and be your own boss?
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
    But heaven knows I'm miserable now

    I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
    And heaven knows I'm miserable now

    In my life
    Why do I give valuable time
    To people who don't care if I live or die ?

    Two lovers entwined pass me by
    And heaven knows I'm miserable now

    I was looking for a job, and then I found a job :D:D 8) :cry::cry::cry:
    And heaven knows I'm miserable now

    In my life
    Oh, why do I give valuable time
    To people who don't care if I live or die ?

    What she asked of me at the end of the day
    Caligula would have blushed

    "You've been in the house too long" she said
    And I (naturally) fled

    In my life
    Why do I smile
    At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye ?

    I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
    But heaven knows I'm miserable now

    "You've been in the house too long" she said
    And I (naturally) fled

    In my life
    Why do I give valuable time
    To people who don't care if I live or die ?
  • Buckie2k5
    Buckie2k5 Posts: 600
    Fevmeister wrote:
    Drug dealer? Low set up costs and high profits, plus low taxes, flexible hours and be your own boss?

    and when you get caught you can do 1hr a day on the prisons excercise bike ;) its a win win
  • lucan2
    lucan2 Posts: 294
    Buckie2k5 wrote:
    Fevmeister wrote:
    Drug dealer? Low set up costs and high profits, plus low taxes, flexible hours and be your own boss?

    and when you get caught for the 5th time you can do 1hr a day on the prisons excercise bike ;) its a win win

    FTFY

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