What do you call a....

chrisaonabike
chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
edited December 2012 in The bottom bracket
... man with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a man with three wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with four wooden heads?

I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.

Next!!
Is the gorilla tired yet?

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  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • chrisaonabike
    chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
    CrunchyToes wrote:
    ...with a spade on his head?

    Doug!
    ... without a spade in his head.

    Douglas.
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    ...with leaves on his head


    Russell.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • Wardster00
    Wardster00 Posts: 143
    .......with a rabbit up his arse?

    Warren.
  • BigJimmyB
    BigJimmyB Posts: 1,302
    Deer with no eyes

    No idea
  • BigJimmyB
    BigJimmyB Posts: 1,302
    Man with a p3nis in the middle of his face
    f**k knows

    A man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool
    Bob

    A woman with one leg
    Eileen

    A Sikh man with one leg
    Balan Singh

    A Russian man with 3 testicles
    Oodiya Nikabolokov
  • Wardster00
    Wardster00 Posts: 143
    ......a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no idea.
  • BigJimmyB
    BigJimmyB Posts: 1,302
    Lesbian dinosaur
    Lickalotapus

    Irish homosexual
    Gaelic
  • chaos75
    chaos75 Posts: 72
    ...a dear with no eyes, no legs and no penis?

    Still no fcuking idea.
  • chaos75
    chaos75 Posts: 72
    A lady throwing her bills on the fire?

    Bernadett

    A man with a car on his head?

    Jack

    A woman playing snooker, balancing a pint on her head?

    Beatrix Potter
  • BigJimmyB
    BigJimmyB Posts: 1,302
    Man with a seagull on his head
    Cliff
  • davehmercer
    davehmercer Posts: 82
    ...a man between 2 houses?

    Ali
    :D
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    ...a Frenchman being mauled by a bear?

    Claude.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    ...a poisoned man who needs to be cut out?

    Lance.
  • garrynolan
    garrynolan Posts: 560
    Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other...


    Irene
    Visit Ireland - all of it! Cycle in Dublin and know fear!!
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  • Wardster00
    Wardster00 Posts: 143
    .....a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh
  • not-another-hillǃ
    not-another-hillǃ Posts: 1,310
    A woman in the middle of a tennis court?

    Annette
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Cornerblock wrote:
    ...a poisoned man who needs to be cut out?

    Lance.
    Hey, this is supposed to be jokes, leave that stuff for Pro Race ;-)
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    bompington wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    ...a poisoned man who needs to be cut out?

    Lance.
    Hey, this is supposed to be jokes, leave that stuff for Pro Race ;-)

    :lol: I do apologise.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 992
    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no skin?











    Venison.
    Old hippies don't die, they just lie low until the laughter stops and their time comes round again.
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  • snoopsmydogg
    snoopsmydogg Posts: 1,110
    eskimo house with no toilet?

    an ig

    man with a paper bag on his head?

    russel
  • not-another-hillǃ
    not-another-hillǃ Posts: 1,310
    An American hanging round your neck?

    Ty

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