Self defence 101...
The Northern Monkey
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LoL i say good for him
if your stupid enough to attack somebody you had better expect it back 10 fold
it sounds crazy but i was attacked about 15 years ago in mcdonalds, i was in line when the guy at the back of me pushed me and said my jacket was fake !?! he then pushed again and we were both at the counter fighting, the next thing i know i have hold of his jacket/jumper and i throw him over the counter.
the police arrive and arrested both of us, 2 minis later i was set free because the staff and security (who all ran off) all said it was the other guys fault and thank god one of the police man there was somebody i went to school with and he said everything is fine and would i make a statement and did i want to take it further.
LoL Crazy but true0 -
why was you wearing a fake coat?winter zombie wrote:LoL i say good for him
if your stupid enough to attack somebody you had better expect it back 10 fold
it sounds crazy but i was attacked about 15 years ago in mcdonalds, i was in line when the guy at the back of me pushed me and said my jacket was fake !?! he then pushed again and we were both at the counter fighting, the next thing i know i have hold of his jacket/jumper and i throw him over the counter.
the police arrive and arrested both of us, 2 minis later i was set free because the staff and security (who all ran off) all said it was the other guys fault and thank god one of the police man there was somebody i went to school with and he said everything is fine and would i make a statement and did i want to take it further.
LoL Crazy but true0 -
in newport years ago i saw something very similar. i was in boomers chippy after a night out and a guy was getting arsey and slapped the girl serving, she had the metal chip scoop thing in her had and smacked him around the head with it
pretty much knocked him, out and he had blood coming out of a big gash on his head...served him right imo0 -
VWsurfbum wrote:
why was you wearing a fake coat?winter zombie wrote:LoL i say good for him
if your stupid enough to attack somebody you had better expect it back 10 fold
it sounds crazy but i was attacked about 15 years ago in mcdonalds, i was in line when the guy at the back of me pushed me and said my jacket was fake !?! he then pushed again and we were both at the counter fighting, the next thing i know i have hold of his jacket/jumper and i throw him over the counter.
the police arrive and arrested both of us, 2 minis later i was set free because the staff and security (who all ran off) all said it was the other guys fault and thank god one of the police man there was somebody i went to school with and he said everything is fine and would i make a statement and did i want to take it further.
LoL Crazy but true
JUST LEAVE IT MAN!!! HE'S NOT WORTH IT!!!0 -
When I worked at McDonalds (not a joke, I actually did work at McDonalds many years ago) we used to get kids lobbing the sauce pots from the alley that ran down the side of the store, through the window. It happened all the while so the one day two of us decided to sneak out the back of the back doors and sneak up the back of the alley, while another two went round the front and cornered the kids, we didn't batter them, they were kids, but we did give them a bit of a scaring, and one lad took the sauce gun out and covered one of them in McDonalds special sauce.
Anyway we realised these kids had quite strong Irish accents as we let them go about their business and low and behold, ten minutes later a bunch of transit vans turned up at the store, which was quickly locked, and a pile of rat tailed pikeys hopped out and put the windows through.
By the way, if you want to edit this post into something sordid, then it means you are a paedophile0 -
Too easy, even for me.
I mean, "McDonalds special sauce".... SERIOUSLY!
As for the peado bit.You promised you'd never tell if I let you have Maddie when I was done.0 -
yeah but ffs its been 5 years now, have you still not finished up0
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Not yet. I believe the correct term is "doing a Fritzl"0
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you mean youre still knocking her downstairs through?0
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welshkev wrote:in newport years ago i saw something very similar. i was in boomers chippy after a night out and a guy was getting arsey and slapped the girl serving, she had the metal chip scoop thing in her had and smacked him around the head with it
pretty much knocked him, out and he had blood coming out of a big gash on his head...served him right imo
Boomers! Now that brings back memories. Mostly bad.0 -
97th choice wrote:welshkev wrote:in newport years ago i saw something very similar. i was in boomers chippy after a night out and a guy was getting arsey and slapped the girl serving, she had the metal chip scoop thing in her had and smacked him around the head with it
pretty much knocked him, out and he had blood coming out of a big gash on his head...served him right imo
Boomers! Now that brings back memories. Mostly bad.
lol, it's still there!! i walked past it the other day on the way to watch the rugby 0 -
I bet they still haven't changed the oil, 1.30am bones in a box to keep me warm on the long walk to Allt-yr-yn. grim0
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Gazlar wrote:Anyway we realised these kids had quite strong Irish accents as we let them go about their business and low and behold, ten minutes later a bunch of transit vans turned up at the store, which was quickly locked, and a pile of rat tailed pikeys hopped out and put the windows through.
Just want to point out that just because they had Irish accents, it doesn't mean they're going to be pikeys ! I'm sure that's not what you were trying to infer 0 -
Redjeep! wrote:Gazlar wrote:Anyway we realised these kids had quite strong Irish accents as we let them go about their business and low and behold, ten minutes later a bunch of transit vans turned up at the store, which was quickly locked, and a pile of rat tailed pikeys hopped out and put the windows through.
Just want to point out that just because they had Irish accents, it doesn't mean they're going to be pikeys ! I'm sure that's not what you were trying to infer
I forgot to say that they were rat tailed haircut and living in the area if wolvo known for pikeys, this Ian how we realised they might be little micks.0 -
they were lucky, sounds like the guy hadn't been out of prison long, shot and killed a high school classmate in 2000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8y2DMdN ... =endscreenCat With No Tail wrote:hahaha, pwned!Specialized Hardrock Sport Disc 10- CANYON Nerve AM 6 20110 -
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YeehaaMcgee wrote:What's a fake coat?
Is it like a vest, that looks like a coat?
I had a fake cardigan a few years ago, it was just a jumper with buttons on. I felt like such a fraudster.Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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