The Donkey Cheese Racket

cornerblock
cornerblock Posts: 3,228
edited December 2012 in The cake stop
That Novak Djokovic has only gone and snapped up all the donkey cheese in the world. The old cheeseboard won't be the same without a bit of donkey cheese! And no cauliflower donkey cheese either. :(
You greedy bastard Djokovic!

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  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    I know where there's a lactating donkey......
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    At £400.00 a lb get milking.
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Never milked a donkey - do you sneak upon them or just face them down? I'm not good with big hairy kicking eeyoring quadropeds.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    pdstsp wrote:
    do you sneak upon them or just face them down?

    No you're thinking of an ass.
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    I might be thinking of an ass, though I don't quite know how you knew that.
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    Donkey. Cheese. Two words that should never be juxtaposed. Never. :shock:
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Why? What's wrong with cheese donkey?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    edited December 2012
    There are times when everything seems sorted and the world is just how you expect it to be.

    Then, along comes a thread like this :lol: WTF are you talking about?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Capt Slog wrote:
    There are times when everything seems sorted and the world is just how you expect it to be.

    Than, along comes a thread like this :lol: WTF are you talking about?

    We are talking about donkey cheese.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Indeed. We are talking about the cheese from a donkey, donkey cheese.
  • chrisaonabike
    chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Indeed. We are talking about the cheese from a donkey, donkey cheese.
    Quite so, I thought it was perfectly clear.

    The topic of discussion, obviously, not the cheese. That's not clear. And apparently, its other name isn't a typo for puke.
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Oh.

    I thought it was some sort of in-joke or euphemism, and as such I never thought to google it. :roll:

    But I now see that it is indeed real cheese made from a donkey's milk, and not as I'd feared, scraped from under a donkey's foreskin.

    Everyday's still a school day.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • AndyPkr
    AndyPkr Posts: 20
    Well done chaps. This has to be one of the funniest threads I have read in a very long time. That last comment had me rolling on the floor.
  • chrisaonabike
    chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
    Capt Slog wrote:
    and not as I'd feared, scraped from under a donkey's foreskin.
    .... "cutting the cheese" being that well known euphemism for donkey circumcision.
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    I am not the only one looking for donkey cheese :shock: since that selfish git Novak Djokovic scooped it all up.

    I hope you choke on donkey cheese Novak! :evil:
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Certainly my recipe of roasted otter with donkey cheese sauce has had to be amended since that selfish Serbian tennis player snaffled all the donkey cheese.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    He is expecting a big queue at his restaurants then - I've never heard ennywon say do you fancy a quick pint and a donkey cheese butty.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

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