The 'Is it Sunday already?' Thread
Clank
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Mornin' poop-eaters
Half way through a mahoosive mug of tea having consumed porridge. Once sorted, I shall be heading Cannockwards for a pootle on the bike with Gazlar and FoxC where, undoubtedly, I shall be able to show the world that folk like me shouldn't be allowed on mountain bikes for their own safety.
How are you lot gonna be spending the last few hours of freedom from work?
Onwards! To Cannock! And bicycle-based asshattery!
Half way through a mahoosive mug of tea having consumed porridge. Once sorted, I shall be heading Cannockwards for a pootle on the bike with Gazlar and FoxC where, undoubtedly, I shall be able to show the world that folk like me shouldn't be allowed on mountain bikes for their own safety.
How are you lot gonna be spending the last few hours of freedom from work?
Onwards! To Cannock! And bicycle-based asshattery!
How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Pretty much this, +potatoClank wrote:I shall be able to show the world that folk like me shouldn't be allowed on mountain bikes for their own safety.
Onwards! To Cannock! And bicycle-based asshattery!
I've had less than 5hrs sleep... But I don't have a hangover. I do however remember a rather unnecessary conversation with my ex fiancé that I'd really rather forget
Better get this shiteshow on the road
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foxc_uk wrote:I do however remember a rather unnecessary conversation with my ex fiancé that I'd really rather forget
To ensure no further future repitition of said convo, may I suggest the old CC Three-step?
Ditch. Head. Backwards.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Just landed back after two weeks of beer and sun in foreign climes and its chuffing freezing here. Yesterday it was 33°c and today its about 5°c. Been travelling for 29 hours so far and slowly getting closer to home.
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Not many Crudders out of bed this morning by the look of it.
Today will be a day of not a lot after an impressive bout of doing sweet FA earlier. Can't even be bothered to make brekky so will grab a bacon & egg sarnie for lunch from my local eaterie if my stomach can hold on for that long! Tempted to find a pub to go see the Mankchester Derby."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Afternoon Losers!
I've been up and about doing usual Sunday shenanigans and just got home for a sandwich. Nothing special to report really, though I'm trying to figure out the best way of asking someone on a date, even though the girl in question has a boyfriend she's been seeing for 3 years. The thing is, I don't consider myself a particularly atractive guy, but her boyfriend is definitely in a lower league than me!
Hopefully I'll have asked by the end of the day. We shall see...
Laters!It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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Office on a Sunday afternoon, fighting the hangover that remains from Friday night works party.Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.0
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Haven't seen anything on the news about a crazed ginger sexually assaulting random female bikers at a popular west midlands mountain biking venue? Is Gaz keeping to his restraining order or has Clank got there first!Loving life in rural SW France
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Body is broken after an excessive w.end on London to celebrate a deal. Many highlights including turning up for the champagne afternoon tea at the savoy after 3 hrs sat in a great Mexican bar with the current wife, it was messy
Today is picking up kids and some work0 -
So did you go for it or wimp out?thekickingmule wrote:The thing is, I don't consider myself a particularly atractive guy, but her boyfriend is definitely in a lower league than me!
Hopefully I'll have asked by the end of the day. We shall see...
If her boyfriend is pig-scaringly ugly, she's probably not that into looks so you're in with a shout even if you do make John Merrick look like a ladies man
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bg13 wrote:Haven't seen anything on the news about a crazed ginger sexually assaulting random female bikers at a popular west midlands mountain biking venue? Is Gaz keeping to his restraining order or has Clank got there first!
Tour.
What happens on it, stays on it.
A Lady never tells!How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Evenin' mongs!
More like is it Monday tomorrow!
Epic weekend, have a huge Christmas tree, 7ft tall and nearly 6ft wide. Took an hour to dig up and fit I Battlewagon II.
Loads done with the kids, nearly 4 hours on the rollers and 5 hours walking the terrierist in total. Watched Predators last night, great film by the franchise standard, loved the weapon drops at the end, they could do with making a sequel where they get off the planet and return to a ruined earth. Shame the AvP never followed the graphic novels properly.
Had a ride out on the inbred as well across flooded fields and deep mud, loved the speed rather than plugging away on the 456.
Anyway where's day five of Crudmas?Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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I can neither confirm or deny anything.Clank wrote:bg13 wrote:Haven't seen anything on the news about a crazed ginger sexually assaulting random female bikers at a popular west midlands mountain biking venue? Is Gaz keeping to his restraining order or has Clank got there first!
Tour.
What happens on it, stays on it.
A Lady never tells!
Except that was possibly one of the best mince pies I've eaten in a while.0 -
foxc_uk wrote:I can neither confirm or deny anything.
Except that was possibly one of the best mince pies I've eaten in a while.
Good day, good company, fine pies.
What's not to like? Apart from the Brummy 'octopus', that is.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Hello Scuttlers
Gazlar here. By the way I forget whos comment it was, but I will accept being called most things, ginger is not one of them, how very dare you.
Cannock wasa combination of win today and some fail. Drove as far as Newport this morning before realising I had not got any contact lenses in......fail, Cannock, good company in the form of Foxc and Clank......win, Rode smoother and quicker than I have done in ages another win, lost the bolt out of the rear dropout and had to limp the bike home with the dropout cable tied in place......fail but also a win for doing werewolf with said cable tied on dropout.
I also have a very large announcement to make, yes i did get Foxc to eat my pie (mince) but seeing as she was good enough to meet me and a lovely girl, I feel it would be inappropriate for me to continue my stalking, so I am holding out an olive branch of friendship (plus as well i'm doing my own head in with my same bloody gags every time)
But now off to crudmas for one last stalking hurrah0 -
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So did you go for it or wimp out?thekickingmule wrote:The thing is, I don't consider myself a particularly atractive guy, but her boyfriend is definitely in a lower league than me!
Hopefully I'll have asked by the end of the day. We shall see...
If her boyfriend is pig-scaringly ugly, she's probably not that into looks so you're in with a shout even if you do make John Merrick look like a ladies man
I wimped out, mainly because we were never alone, so I didn't have the opportunity. Feck it, a facebook message will do. I think you're right though, I just don't know if she's actually really into her fella or not. She hasn't let on that she's not into him, I'm just hoping for some good news really. It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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