CC social ride Sunday 9th Dec

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    How's that going to work then? Is Gazlar going to ride 500 yards behind you?
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Yes we have a rope system, if the rope goes slack at any time then Im being fingered by the fuzz .

    I imagine twas much the same for Michael Hutchence.

    No Im ok i have my warder in the form of Clank and I've even promised to be on my best behaviour, kind of like when a victim of crime meets their assailant. Plus everyone who has met me would agree Im not some gobby wierdo, i know, shocker gobby internet person is shy geek in real life ;)
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Gazlar wrote:
    No Im ok i have my warder in the form of Clank and I've even promised to be on my best behaviour

    Yes, because my parole officers agreed I was a model citizen upon release.

    My mistake - they said I 'wasn't permited anything capable of sustaining a sharp point'.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Shh your ruining my attempts to make us look normal and not like pervy chuckle brothers.....or chuckle brothers as they'd be known
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  • sanchez89
    sanchez89 Posts: 567
    hmmmmm, im tempted to attend this 'meeting of interesting people' even though i ride there vitrually every week im sure i would be towards the back of the group. and not for 'perving' purposes either :)
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  • SuperNoodlez
    SuperNoodlez Posts: 18
    This seems very relevant :mrgreen:
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  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Based on last week's feeble attempt at riding the Monkey I can say I will be at the back
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Based on last week's feeble attempt at riding the Monkey I can say I will be at the back

    But for serving purposes. Wouldn't that be the ultimate Greek tragedy if Sunday afternoon id been sexually assaulted by foxc .

    Somehow i think Im safe from her

    Cland does worry me though ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Gazlar wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Based on last week's feeble attempt at riding the Monkey I can say I will be at the back

    But for serving purposes. Wouldn't that be the ultimate Greek tragedy if Sunday afternoon id been sexually assaulted by foxc .
    You should be so lucky!
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Based on last week's feeble attempt at riding the Monkey I can say I will be at the back

    But for serving purposes. Wouldn't that be the ultimate Greek tragedy if Sunday afternoon id been sexually assaulted by foxc .
    You should be so lucky!

    Perhaps my use of the word tragedy was a touch derogatory, i think we will both be safe :D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    How about just 'assaulted'?
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I do fear that that may be likely, pad up and full face for the cafe methinks
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Gazlar wrote:

    Cland does worry me though ;)

    I like pointy things!



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