It is that time of year again.

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  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    I friggin LOVE arson at Christmas time.

    13th again, it's a Friday too.
    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    I'll take the 15th.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,179
    matthew h wrote:
    13th - unlucky for some
    We have a wiiiner!

    never did get my prize!

    I will go the 16th
  • Looks lacking in security this year, I'm going for this weekend - 7th
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    14th
  • 15th i'm thinking..
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    I'm going for the 12th.... just happens to be my birthday too
    A berm? were you expecting one?

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    I'm going for the 7th
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    How have I not seen this before!?

    I'll say the 8th
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    11th
  • njee20 wrote:
    How have I not seen this before!?

    I'll say the 8th

    Possible smear on your computer screen where you didnt wipe it down properly after a session.
  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    Of course, I forget that I spend most of December furiously pleasuring myself!
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    6th
  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    I'm going early. I'm saying the 5th.
    I love horses, best of all the animals. I love horses, they're my friends.

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  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    I'll go for the 10th if not for the only reason that I'll be warmer than you lot on that day!
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  • njee20 wrote:
    Of course, I forget that I spend most of December furiously pleasuring myself!

    Well its cold outside, got to do something when it's so manky outside motivation goes to pot.. a good walk is a way to burn that excess energy ;)
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    15th i'm thinking..

    Look back three posts, y'slacker - already bagseid it!
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    late to the thread so I'll go late with the 20th
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
    http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss14 ... 010362.jpg
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    The grassy b*****d is still there!

    http://www.visitgavle.se/sv/gavlebocken
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  • FFS... cruddy trip to Sweden anyone?
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    FFS... cruddy trip to Sweden anyone?
    I so want to go, but i think i may be arrested for arsen and perving
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • VWsurfbum wrote:
    FFS... cruddy trip to Sweden anyone?
    I so want to go, but i think i may be arrested for arsen and perving
    It's a goat! A good looking one admittedly, but still a goat
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    It's a goat! A good looking one admittedly, but still a goat

    dude-wait-what-lolcat.jpg
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gävle_goat
    Check out the entry for 2013, they bloody fireproofed it!
    1976 hit by car. Brilliant
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • Have you just linked to the letter G?

    Are you from Sesame St.?
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • COME ON THE 16TH!!!! BURN YOU BIG STRAW FCUCKER BUUURNNNNN!
  • COME ON THE 16TH!!!! BURN YOU BIG STRAW FCUCKER BUUURNNNNN!
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    "2013 As in 2006 and 2007, the straw used to build the goat has been soaked in anti-flammable liquid to prevent it from burning in the event of an arson attack.[46] The inauguration ceremony took place on 1 December."

    "2006 On the night of 15 December at 03:00, someone tried to set fire to the goat by dousing the right front leg in petrol (gasoline). The red ribbon on that leg was slightly burned and fell off. The lower part of the right leg was scorched, but the rest of the goat failed to light. The leg was repaired that morning.[26][27] The Natural Science Club's goat was burned at about 00:40 on 20 December; the vandals were not seen and got away.[28][29] On the night of 25 December, a drunken man managed to climb up on the goat. Before the police arrived on the scene the man climbed down and disappeared.[30] He did not try to set fire to the goat. The Southern Merchants' goat survived New Year's Eve and was taken down on 2 January. It is now stored in a secret location.[31]
    2007 The Natural Science Club's goat was toppled on 13 December and was burned on the night of 24 December.[32] The Southern Merchants' goat survived."

    Suspect the Horny bar steward is going nowhere!
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  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    FFS, where's a creative arsonist when you need one?
    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

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