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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    If you stop looking, you will find.

    I'm Mr smug :wink:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    If you stop looking, you will find.

    I'm Mr smug :wink:

    Yeah if you have a would like to meet rather than a need to meet kind of attitude its easier to be discerning.

    Im not a Mr smug Im just grateful, i mean as a short term piece of eye candy Im great and physically adept but long term Im bloody hard work so i am grateful someone puts up with my eccentricities
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Well if your ever in Wales again tax i will go ride with you and introduce you to many ugly blokes as i can lol
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Well if your ever in Wales again tax i will ride with you with as many ugly blokes as i can
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    You're in the wrong city.
    Wear less clothing when out riding or in general.
    There's no law that states you can't steal someone's bloke.
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Well if your ever in Wales again tax i will ride with you with as many ugly blokes as i can


    If you wanna get a date mate just ask ;)
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    miss notax wrote:
    i'm not ready to jump on the dating bandwagon just yet

    Then don't waste your time worrying about it. Spend your time doing something fun instead.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    EH_Rob wrote:
    miss notax wrote:
    i'm not ready to jump on the dating bandwagon just yet

    Then don't waste your time worrying about it. Spend your time doing something fun instead.

    she can't, she hasn't got a man to do that with :lol:
  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    :lol::lol:
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away....

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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    I'm sure there aer plenty of volenteers
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    Common misconception - people who aren't in relationships are somehow less happy or able to do fun things.

    Obviously it won't help, but I just wouldn't worry about it.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Well if your ever in Wales again tax i will ride with you with as many ugly blokes as i can

    Hello......although i refuse to make eye contact with waylander, although i will allow a high 5 on the vinegar strokes
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Gazlar wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Well if your ever in Wales again tax i will ride with you with as many ugly blokes as i can

    Hello......although i refuse to make eye contact with waylander, although i will allow a high 5 on the vinegar strokes

    Can we shout "hell yeh" at the same time?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Well if your ever in Wales again tax i will ride with you with as many ugly blokes as i can

    Hello......although i refuse to make eye contact with waylander, although i will allow a high 5 on the vinegar strokes

    Can we shout "hell yeh" at the same time?

    I was thinking a more sedate "well played sir" would be in order
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Or a quick tilt of your trilby and a manly nod?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,820
    Gazlar wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Well if your ever in Wales again tax i will ride with you with as many ugly blokes as i can

    Hello......although i refuse to make eye contact with waylander, although i will allow a high 5 on the vinegar strokes

    Can we shout "hell yeh" at the same time?

    I was thinking a more sedate "well played sir" would be in order
    Seems like a good time to repost this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_jIj4UWuRg
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  • phoebian
    phoebian Posts: 497
    On a fourth meeting in September, my "date" told me she was "falling for me" whilst we was "you know..". It scared me and I told her where to go. She cried a lot and I felt slightly bad.

    But at least I get my weekends to myself to go biking. Plus I just moved from Essex back to Birmingham to start my new job. She was from Ipswich. If she was a mountain biker maybe my thoughts would have been different. Who knows.

    (This is my contribution to this relevant topic)
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  • MissCMC
    MissCMC Posts: 545
    And it's not just women who have unreasonable and very specific ideas on what a relationship should be, what it should contain or consist of. Real men, the world is lacking in real men who can mend things and don't need a manicure or spray tan every week.
    Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.
  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    Men have manicures and spray tans?
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  • neilrosser
    neilrosser Posts: 236
    Manicures? I usually dig out the crud with a stanley knife. And I've usually got some sort of oil/grease on me somewhere.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    MissCMC wrote:
    And it's not just women who have unreasonable and very specific ideas on what a relationship should be, what it should contain or consist of. Real men, the world is lacking in real men who can mend things and don't need a manicure or spray tan every week.

    Nowt wrong with keeping your nails in order, never stopped me fixing stuff, or farking stuff up trying to fix it
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    MissCMC wrote:
    And it's not just women who have unreasonable and very specific ideas on what a relationship should be, what it should contain or consist of. Real men, the world is lacking in real men who can mend things and don't need a manicure or spray tan every week.

    Nowt wrong with keeping your nails in order, never stopped me fixing stuff, or farking stuff up trying to fix it



    i know that this was on facebook but this is what's on my shed door:

    please-be-patient-sticker-sq.gif
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Mine says "no dead prostitutes kept in this shed overnight"

    Haha, but what they don't know......


    My shed is full of dead prostitutes......

    In fact I keep more in there overnight than I do in the day
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp

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