Friday is the best working day of the week...

thekickingmule
thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
edited November 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Mehning Losers!

Feck I'm tired. Didn't get in until 11:30 last night, then couldn't sleep for what felt like ages.

Nevermind, it's FRIDAY!! In ten hours, I will be free from the slavery of work and able to live my life as I choose (mainly stuck on the M62 :roll: )

Now I must consume my porridge and tea in the hope of wakening slightly.

Laters!
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    morning chasps, tis friday gtfi!

    booked kings of leon tickets for next summer, this is pleasing.

    two hours of gym for me today then a bit of m4, m25, m11, not gonna be a fun drive but i am going to try and stay in the middle lane the whole way! Well every other twunt drives like that so why can't i?

    Not much on for the weekend, deciding how to spend my euromillions win from tonights draw is a possibility!

    hugs sent
    Loving life in rural SW France

    Orange 5 Pro
    Ribble Audax
    On One Scandal 29er
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    No work today as its my erm significant birthday - so no longer in my 30's :(

    So doing school run and then walk and out for lunch with the current wife, all whilst looking constantly with my birth year watch :)
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    hmmm not sure if i want bacons or cake this morning. have an interview for the first time in like 10 years, which will be with 2 of my bosses!

    matthew h wrote:
    No work today as its my erm significant birthday - so no longer in my 30's :(

    So doing school run and then walk and out for lunch with the current wife, all whilst looking constantly with my birth year watch :)

    tis your exiting womb anniversary? congratulations!
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • cicatriz
    cicatriz Posts: 411
    Friday is here and I’m in a surprisingly good mood even for a Friday. How long this will last I don’t know but I don’t really care because, as already mentioned, it is Friday.

    Bike misfire sorted out last night and normal horsepower has been restored.

    Good nights sleep and a hearty breakfast of porridge. All is good in my world for the moment. This is highly unusual and just a wee bit scary.

    Now, onwards to tea and the last of my digestives.

    Later……
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    hmmm not sure if i want bacons or cake this morning. have an interview for the first time in like 10 years, which will be with 2 of my bosses!

    matthew h wrote:
    No work today as its my erm significant birthday - so no longer in my 30's :(

    So doing school run and then walk and out for lunch with the current wife, all whilst looking constantly with my birth year watch :)

    tis your exiting womb anniversary? congratulations!

    Cheers, celebrated with a great cooked breakfast :)
  • Happy 40TH sir.

    Congratulations, you made it to 40

    Wow, 40 years old.
  • Wow, 40 years old.
    This.

    Happy Birthday all the same, old man!

    happy_birthday_to_you.jpg
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Wow, 40 years old.
    This.

    Happy Birthday all the same, old man!

    fat-woman-eating-cake-for-carson-city-personal-training-blog.jpg

    FTFY

    She originally came out of what's left of the cake, sorry
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning Clumpetts of the Crud.
    Happy Friday/Birthday/sabbath (delete as appropriate)

    Nice little leg stretch last night, deepest darkest armpit, then along the Thames. 8)

    Today i will mostly be the wrong side of the river sacking people :roll: but i have said i will only do it if there's a stash of Krispie Kreme's in it for me. 8)

    Propper coffee in my giant sports direct mug has been consumed, but thus far has done nothing :?

    Toodles
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    Morning blimps...

    I still have near fatal man flu, but I am battling along against this extreme adversity without (much) complaining...

    The mrs is away all weekend so stealth build will be taking place sat, once its built I should be able to camouflage it in the carnage that is our garage, by the time she spots it i'll convince her i've had it ages.... I hope
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

    29er bouncer
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    pilch wrote:
    The mrs is away all weekend so stealth build will be taking place sat, once its built I should be able to camouflage it in the carnage that is our garage, by the time she spots it i'll convince her i've had it ages.... I hope
    Don't complain if suddenly shoes/clothes that seem new, but are actually 'from the back of the wardrobe' suddenly appear...

    'ning ladyboys, and ... oh wait, I'm the only girl here, right?
    Happy birthday to those it applies to!
    Today I'm feeling a bit ill, but I have a half day and I'm off to that there Wales so I'm ignoring it.
    Muesli consumed, just clock watching till 12.30pm.

    Kisses
    FoxC
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    I have a DHL tracking number for my bike! Wahoooooooo, I love the efficiency of Zee Germans sometimes!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Friday - thank the Lord!!

    Drinking coffee like there's a shortage looming...

    On my own in the office - literally! So gonna do nominal amount of work and am watching 'The Take' on Sky Go.

    Just ordered some cranks and brake pads (for fixie) and am looking forward to some time with the missus when I finish work...

    Apart from that.. MEH.. as usual!
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Morning mongs
    In work because I couldn't be ars*d having another argument with the wife.
    Meh.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Morning Scuttlers

    Please accept the following birthday message on my behalf Mr H
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    Well today I am having a bloody good drinking session with old friends, commencing in a short while.

    Talking of couriers yesterday I waited around for my new pads and dropper to be delivered. This was 2 separate deliveries, when neither had arrived by the time manchild got home I asked him to listen out for them while I popped out. I was out less than an hour, he managed to miss both deliveries. He's a bloody mong.

    Right beer o clock beckons but first, brekky time
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning Scuttlers

    Please accept the following birthday message on my behalf Mr H
    3093556082_799be0262f_z.jpg

    Well today I am having a bloody good drinking session with old friends, commencing in a short while.

    Talking of couriers yesterday I waited around for my new pads and dropper to be delivered. This was 2 separate deliveries, when neither had arrived by the time manchild got home I asked him to listen out for them while I popped out. I was out less than an hour, he managed to miss both deliveries. He's a bloody mong.

    Right beer o clock beckons but first, brekky time

    What's the Birthday suprise? Being rammed by the giant ble butt plug with hands and feet? If that's the case I'm off to KFC.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    No...... it's a nibble on my quarter pounder.......................with cheese.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Today has consisted of this, not sure I want to go on now. Delivery of sixteen boxes delivery note is right but not the right things in the boxes, mentioned this to the person as I foolishly thought it would save time to sort out straight away, conversation went along these lines (PS I'm not the delivery driver.)

    I think there's a mistake in this delivery could you check

    'I don't know anything about that I've been given sixteen boxes to deliver and that's what I've done' (hands me slip to sign)

    I know there are sixteen boxes but they're not the things we ordered, could you check in the van in case the right boxes are in there

    'I don't know anything about that I've been given sixteen boxes to deliver and that's what I've done' (counts boxes to himself and waves slip again)

    Yes, the number is right but the contents are wrong and I can't sign that we've received our order

    'I don't know anything about that I've been given sixteen boxes to deliver and that's what I've done' (counts boxes for me and hands me the slip)

    Yes I do understand there are sixteen boxes but the contents are wrong and your asking me to sign an order for things that we have not received

    'I don't know what’s in the boxes, I've been given sixteen boxes to deliver and that's what I've done'

    The pictures on the outside tell you what's inside and the pictures are not the same things that are on the list your asking me to sign for.

    'I don't know what’s in the boxes, I've been given sixteen boxes to deliver and that's what I've done'

    Should you be out on your own

    'I don't know anything about that I've been given sixteen boxes to deliver and that's what I've done'
  • phoebian
    phoebian Posts: 497
    Should be working today, no idea why I'm not. Maybe I should have phoned the engineer I am supposed to be working with.

    Oh well.

    Antur Stiniog tomorrow.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Happy birthday Mr. H and welcome to the Old Farts Club :)

    The little tracking ball thing on my old Blackberry won't let me scroll to the left and none of the local phone shops seem to be able to fix it - bl00dy PITA. Weather looks cack so I can't be bothered headed out on the bike - am doing some jobs today - boring. Roll on the weekend.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • foxc_uk wrote:
    pilch wrote:
    The mrs is away all weekend so stealth build will be taking place sat, once its built I should be able to camouflage it in the carnage that is our garage, by the time she spots it i'll convince her i've had it ages.... I hope
    Don't complain if suddenly shoes/clothes that seem new, but are actually 'from the back of the wardrobe' suddenly appear...

    'ning ladyboys, and ... oh wait, I'm the only girl here, right?
    Happy birthday to those it applies to!
    Today I'm feeling a bit ill, but I have a half day and I'm off to that there Wales so I'm ignoring it.
    Muesli consumed, just clock watching till 12.30pm.

    Kisses
    FoxC

    Anywhere exciting in wales?

    Morning bum chums.

    nothing exciting to report other than i have avoided redundency.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    nothing exciting to report other than i have avoided redundency.

    Well done. Our company needs to save £600k in 14/15 so I may bail out before that happens as it's either me or my manager and tbh I can't be bothered fighting a retard. It's probably easier to let him win in the knowledge that there's no way he'll be able to retain any of our contracts.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    strangely 16 boxes of cake just arrived?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • paul.skibum
    paul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    slept through my alarm, got to work an hour late, feel like crap, full of aches and pains. On the plus side its dumping snow outside. :D
    Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.