Bonjour

The Big Cheese
The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
edited December 2012 in The Crudcatcher
HAI!!

Thought I'd drop in and say hello... been a long time since I've been here..

How is everyone?

(getting ready for who the fark are you responses)

:lol:
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    When are you selling your new bike?
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • For the first time in a long while, I am bikeless.. ;)
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    When are you selling your new bike?
    Actual LOL

    Hello Cheesey, what ya been doing?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Not bad. Been a lot going on in private life.. good and bad.

    Was made redundant, and was out of work for a while, so the bikes all had to go :(

    Will get something soon. Funds are tight at the moment.

    What have I missed? Anything controversial?

    One thing... is Andy still a tart and playing for the Mighty Ducks ;)

    Good to be back ;)
  • Who the fark are you?

    What do you mean for the first time in a long while? you've never got any bikes. You just rock up once or twice a year, announce that you're planning some kind of mega-build, then fark off again.
  • Andy is not about much these days
    Neither is Jay12. We think Jimmy saville may have got him
    Sheepsteeth is off on a 12month taxpayer funded holiday with lots of sand, I think his mum is still in Rhyl though.
    My leg fell of and I was killed to death, but I'm ok now.
    Lawman took over as forum tart while you were away, for no reason other than he owns a Mojo HD
    A load of us went to Scotchland for crudstock earlier this year
    Yeehaa went mental and was banned, but he's mostly better now (just don't touch his ears)
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    Lawman took over as forum tart while you were away, for no reason other than he owns a Mojo HD

    Did I miss the official memo on that one? :lol: It was forum bike of the year for 2011 ;)
  • I bought a new toy.That's about it.
  • Well, I like to see new toys being purchased?

    Good to see the majority of the old cruddites still here. Feels like so long ago I was last on.

    Good that you're all meeting up.

    I knew Jay12 would end up getting molested/kidnapped or something like that.

    Andy... well wonder what has happened to him. Used to make me laugh!!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    lawman wrote:
    Lawman took over as forum tart while you were away, for no reason other than he owns a Mojo HD

    Did I miss the official memo on that one? :lol: It was forum bike of the year for 2011 ;)


    Since when? he never mentions it. Must get out and play bikes with the Law soon as it appears he also has a cracking set of moobs since heading to uni, they should slow him up a bit
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    Gazlar wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    Lawman took over as forum tart while you were away, for no reason other than he owns a Mojo HD

    Did I miss the official memo on that one? :lol: It was forum bike of the year for 2011 ;)


    Since when? he never mentions it. Must get out and play bikes with the Law soon as it appears he also has a cracking set of moobs since heading to uni, they should slow him up a bit

    I have been letting myself go abit I must admit :lol: With re-newed efforts over crimbo the moobs and the beer belly will be a thing of the past! I'd still be quicker than you though Gaz :P
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    lawman wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    Lawman took over as forum tart while you were away, for no reason other than he owns a Mojo HD

    Did I miss the official memo on that one? :lol: It was forum bike of the year for 2011 ;)


    Since when? he never mentions it. Must get out and play bikes with the Law soon as it appears he also has a cracking set of moobs since heading to uni, they should slow him up a bit

    I have been letting myself go abit I must admit :lol: With re-newed efforts over crimbo the moobs and the beer belly will be a thing of the past! I'd still be quicker than you though Gaz :P


    I dont doubt that for a second, but being quicker than a sedantry arthritic 30 summat isnt much of a boast. besides I could go faster but at my age you learn to appreciate a lovely view and a werthers original
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    Gazlar wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    Lawman took over as forum tart while you were away, for no reason other than he owns a Mojo HD

    Did I miss the official memo on that one? :lol: It was forum bike of the year for 2011 ;)


    Since when? he never mentions it. Must get out and play bikes with the Law soon as it appears he also has a cracking set of moobs since heading to uni, they should slow him up a bit

    I have been letting myself go abit I must admit :lol: With re-newed efforts over crimbo the moobs and the beer belly will be a thing of the past! I'd still be quicker than you though Gaz :P


    I dont doubt that for a second, but being quicker than a sedantry arthritic 30 summat isnt much of a boast. besides I could go faster but at my age you learn to appreciate a lovely view and a werthers original

    Yep if anything this year has made me an re-assess my belief I'm a relatively quick rider, some of the freshers this year a farking quick! :shock:
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Gazlar wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    Lawman took over as forum tart while you were away, for no reason other than he owns a Mojo HD

    Did I miss the official memo on that one? :lol: It was forum bike of the year for 2011 ;)


    Since when? he never mentions it. Must get out and play bikes with the Law soon as it appears he also has a cracking set of moobs since heading to uni, they should slow him up a bit

    I have been letting myself go abit I must admit :lol: With re-newed efforts over crimbo the moobs and the beer belly will be a thing of the past! I'd still be quicker than you though Gaz :P


    I dont doubt that for a second, but being quicker than a sedantry arthritic 30 summat isnt much of a boast. besides I could go faster but at my age you learn to appreciate a lovely view and a werthers original

    I don't even get the view anymore, the nearer the wife gets to 50 the worse it gets.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Gazlar wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    Lawman took over as forum tart while you were away, for no reason other than he owns a Mojo HD

    Did I miss the official memo on that one? :lol: It was forum bike of the year for 2011 ;)


    Since when? he never mentions it. Must get out and play bikes with the Law soon as it appears he also has a cracking set of moobs since heading to uni, they should slow him up a bit

    I have been letting myself go abit I must admit :lol: With re-newed efforts over crimbo the moobs and the beer belly will be a thing of the past! I'd still be quicker than you though Gaz :P


    I dont doubt that for a second, but being quicker than a sedantry arthritic 30 summat isnt much of a boast. besides I could go faster but at my age you learn to appreciate a lovely view and a werthers original

    I don't even get the view anymore, the nearer the wife gets to 50 the worse it gets.

    Fark me shes pedalling fast
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    One big change is that road bikes seem to have become accepted as bikes and there are a number of crudders now batting for the other side.
    I love horses, best of all the animals. I love horses, they're my friends.

    Strava
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I beleive, as we arent exclusively road lovers, it just makes us in touch with our feminine side, or as i believe the term is metrosexual.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    next you'll be buying man bags or worse satchel's to go with their weird bikes!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • The Cheese hath returned!
    Am I right in thinking you were (are) a graphic designer or something? Or was that someone else? So many people come and go (like a hookers room) that I forget who's who.
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    too late he's gone again.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    I thought he was french. Bonjour, cheese, makes sense really.
    I love horses, best of all the animals. I love horses, they're my friends.

    Strava
  • VWsurfbum wrote:
    next you'll be buying man bags or worse satchel's to go with their weird bikes!

    Once you've burned that shirt, then you're allowed to talk about other peoples lack of fashion sense.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    next you'll be buying man bags or worse satchel's to go with their weird bikes!

    Once you've burned that shirt, then you're allowed to talk about other peoples lack of fashion sense.
    Bloody thing still hasnt arrived!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • VWsurfbum wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    next you'll be buying man bags or worse satchel's to go with their weird bikes!

    Once you've burned that shirt, then you're allowed to talk about other peoples lack of fashion sense.
    Bloody thing still hasnt arrived!

    Postie opened it by accident and had to go get some eye bleach.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    next you'll be buying man bags or worse satchel's to go with their weird bikes!

    Once you've burned that shirt, then you're allowed to talk about other peoples lack of fashion sense.
    Bloody thing still hasnt arrived!

    Postie opened it by accident and had to go get some eye bleach.
    Well i got home last night, and there it was!!!
    After my ride i tried it on!
    Remember those silk shirts in 90's, well it felt like that, but then with added reflective paisley! Its soooooo bad its great.
    i have no doubt there is an indian resturant missing one of its favorite table cloths!
    Brilliant!
    8)
    $T2eC16dHJH8E9qSEW8tOBQI)kS8d8Q~~60_35.JPG
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Whats that shirt about ey? :)

    Kicking mule: yes am a graphic designer/corporate whore....

    Me needs coffee
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    next you'll be buying man bags or worse satchel's to go with their weird bikes!

    Once you've burned that shirt, then you're allowed to talk about other peoples lack of fashion sense.
    Bloody thing still hasnt arrived!

    I've inerceped your parcel as revenge for your comment. Unless you take it back your shirt will be curtains! :mrgreen:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    It was meant to be for a lads night out, but it took a week to arrive instead of the first class next day delivery promissed :(
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    its more table cloth than curtains :wink:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty