The Cleaty Ford Clinic for dodgy velo ailments
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I'm sure some of you suffer some seriously dodgy ailments speshly in the posterior area and are just too embarrased to ask about possible cures (other than rubbing beetroot on it).
So here is your chance to ask Cleat. I am acting on Mr Eastwoods behalf as we have agreed a commission based 'no-cure-no-fee basis'.
I got one leg shorter than the other. My mates call me hopalong. Can I get a 24.5" crank arm 'cos my left bollock is balck and swollen and I cycle funny ?
(Herbert Scratchbottom, East Angliru - sent in by Twatter)
So here is your chance to ask Cleat. I am acting on Mr Eastwoods behalf as we have agreed a commission based 'no-cure-no-fee basis'.
I got one leg shorter than the other. My mates call me hopalong. Can I get a 24.5" crank arm 'cos my left bollock is balck and swollen and I cycle funny ?
(Herbert Scratchbottom, East Angliru - sent in by Twatter)
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