Seemingly trivial things that annoy you

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  • Wunnunda
    Wunnunda Posts: 214
    I knew someone who nearly decked me when I showed him the 'unroll one ply to fix it' trick. To be fair I was laughing rather unsympathetically, and he had been loudly ranting to anyone in the office in ear-shot that the toilet roll was 'broken'....
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    When people use unoriginal, notwitty, derogatory nicknames like Ed Millipede or Tony B.Liar. I tend to ignore anything which follows.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Three word posts.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Three word posts.

    You're not serious?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Three word posts.

    You're not serious?

    Can't stand them.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Three word posts.

    You're not serious?

    Can't stand them.

    Well I never!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Three word posts.

    You're not serious?

    Can't stand them.

    Well I never!

    Surprising it is.
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  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    Opportunistic thread hijackers.
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Who's that then?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Why accuse me?
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  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Why accuse me?
    It's your fault!
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  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Enough all ready.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    We've just started.
  • oblongomaculatus
    oblongomaculatus Posts: 616
    Four word posts, too.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Why, FFS ?
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    But not as pointless as seven words.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Yes. They really get on my t1ts.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Yes. They really get on my mammaries.

    FTFY for the PC brigade. Hope you don't mind old chap.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Yes. They really get on my mammaries.

    FTFY for the PC brigade. Hope you don't mind old chap.

    Political bloody correctness :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,869
    PC gone mad, the rallying cry of the bigot. :wink:
    Or something like that.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PC gone mad, the rallying cry of the bigot. :wink:
    Or something like that.

    And calling people w@nkers. :lol::lol:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,745
    If the cap fits
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    What if the cap is made in Holland?
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    graham_chapman_stop_that_silly1285308054.jpg
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,745
    Ballysmate wrote:
    What if the cap is made in Holland?
    Holland caps are only 92-96% effective.

    Back on topic. Diamonds. Why spend £8,000 on an engagement ring when a shiny bit of glass would look almost as good.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    What if the cap is made in Holland?
    Holland caps are only 92-96% effective.

    Back on topic. Diamonds. Why spend £8,000 on an engagement ring when a shiny bit of glass would look almost as good.

    You're not going to....? After the last debacle, I thought you learnt your lesson.

    PM me if you need an inexpensive one, I have a few on offer.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,745
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    What if the cap is made in Holland?
    Holland caps are only 92-96% effective.

    Back on topic. Diamonds. Why spend £8,000 on an engagement ring when a shiny bit of glass would look almost as good.

    You're not going to....? After the last debacle, I thought you learnt your lesson.

    PM me if you need an inexpensive one, I have a few on offer.
    Practise makes perfect. If you have a 1ct solitaire, white gold with a slightly hammered finish in your collection, I'm all ears.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    What if the cap is made in Holland?
    Holland caps are only 92-96% effective.

    Back on topic. Diamonds. Why spend £8,000 on an engagement ring when a shiny bit of glass would look almost as good.

    You're not going to....? After the last debacle, I thought you learnt your lesson.

    PM me if you need an inexpensive one, I have a few on offer.
    Practise makes perfect. If you have a 1ct solitaire, white gold with a slightly hammered finish in your collection, I'm all ears.

    Do you honestly want an engagement ring made of rusty old recycled ring-pulls :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    What if the cap is made in Holland?
    Holland caps are only 92-96% effective.

    Back on topic. Diamonds. Why spend £8,000 on an engagement ring when a shiny bit of glass would look almost as good.

    You're not going to....? After the last debacle, I thought you learnt your lesson.

    PM me if you need an inexpensive one, I have a few on offer.
    Practise makes perfect. If you have a 1ct solitaire, white gold with a slightly hammered finish in your collection, I'm all ears.

    Do you honestly want an engagement ring made of rusty old recycled ring-pulls :P

    Much better than that. I have some 10mm copper onions which polish up nicely.
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I'm sure we've had tattoos before, and I've never seen any tattoo where I've thought "Well, that's an improvement".

    However, what induces a good looking lass to have stuff written on herself, like this....

    megan%252Bfox%252Btattoo%252Bbody.jpg

    I just don't understand it. What is it for? She knows what it says, but presumably can only ever read it in a photograph or if she has two mirrors set up just so. I can't read it unless the exchange goes something like this........

    "Hold still, hold still, right, put your arm up a bit more, that's it. Just let me get me glasses on. Ah-ha. You've spelt it wrong, never mind"


    The older I get, the better I was.

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