Seemingly trivial things that annoy you

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  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    People who don't understand what 'Hear, hear' means.
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  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    H'eau, h'eau. :)
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    Tone deaf people who try to whistle along to a song and just make a horrible noise.

    Why is it the wife can use the vacuum 10 times in a row and put it back in the cupboard right after use each time, but its only "full" after I use it once?
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    New year celebrations... What's that all about?
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    why are China celebrating New Year? There's aint for another month!
  • Groups of friends/family walking on the pavement towards me, taking up the width of the pavement, who don't give me space and essentially force me off the pavement. You see your group is taking up the whole pavement and you see someone is walking towards you, but you don't give a f*ck.

    People walking on a busy pavement ahead of me in the same direction, who suddenly stop.

    People standing around talking to each other on a busy/narrow pavement, forcing everyone to manoeuvre around them.

    People standing on the "walking" side of an escalator. Seriously?

    People walking slowly ahead of me, side by side, taking up the whole width of the passageway. Get the f*ck out of my way, there's a queue behind you!

    People who spell queue as "que".

    Using apostrophes for plurals.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Groups of friends/family walking on the pavement towards me, taking up the width of the pavement, who don't give me space and essentially force me off the pavement. You see your group is taking up the whole pavement and you see someone is walking towards you, but you don't give a f*ck.

    People walking on a busy pavement ahead of me in the same direction, who suddenly stop.

    People standing around talking to each other on a busy/narrow pavement, forcing everyone to manoeuvre around them.

    People standing on the "walking" side of an escalator. Seriously?

    People walking slowly ahead of me, side by side, taking up the whole width of the passageway. Get the f*ck out of my way, there's a queue behind you!

    People who spell queue as "que".

    Using apostrophes for plurals.

    Stop cycling on the pavement then. :wink:
  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    DesWeller wrote:
    People who don't understand what 'Hear, hear' means.
    Yeah, sorry about that...I knew what i meant.
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    Groups of friends/family walking on the pavement towards me, taking up the width of the pavement, who don't give me space and essentially force me off the pavement. You see your group is taking up the whole pavement and you see someone is walking towards you, but you don't give a f*ck.

    People walking on a busy pavement ahead of me in the same direction, who suddenly stop.

    People standing around talking to each other on a busy/narrow pavement, forcing everyone to manoeuvre around them.

    People standing on the "walking" side of an escalator. Seriously?

    People walking slowly ahead of me, side by side, taking up the whole width of the passageway. Get the f*ck out of my way, there's a queue behind you!

    People who spell queue as "que".

    Using apostrophes for plurals.

    As far as groups taking up the whole path, why not just stop walking and then see what they do? Although, make sure you dont stop in front of someone else walking behind you as thats just a cvnts trick.
  • Cygnus
    Cygnus Posts: 1,879
    Parents who allow their toddlers to walk up to a total strangers dog to stroke it.
  • mm1
    mm1 Posts: 1,063
    Dog owners who allow their unrestrained mutts to slobber over other people's children - "aw look, 'ee's only being friendly" - morons.

    If I catch the fecker who watched his animal take a dump in my drive yesterday...
  • k-dog
    k-dog Posts: 1,652
    Dogs being allowed to take a dump anywhere while their owners watch and then pretend to pick it up.

    I watched a big dog have diarrhea in a puddle yesterday while its owner stood there with a carrier bag watching. Didn't see him pick it up as I was past him by then but he would have had more luck with a straw.
    I'm left handed, if that matters.
  • neeb
    neeb Posts: 4,473
    Stepped in some dog sh*t a couple of days ago while repairing a puncture. That really made my day..
  • shmooster
    shmooster Posts: 335
    neeb wrote:
    Stepped in some dog sh*t a couple of days ago while repairing a puncture. That really made my day..

    I rode through some just as I was stopping to repair a puncture. No fun getting the tyre off.
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    I feel your pain. :( The lanes around here are peppered with horse sh*t. The riders seem to think it's OK as "we're in the country" but it's no fun having to deal with a bike problem. Even worse when a car blasts through a fresh batch and sprays anyone unlucky enough to be nearby. :evil:
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Horse dung I don't mind. It's chiefly grass after all. Good for the flower bed!

    But faeces from carnivores is pretty rank. My particular problem is cats.
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  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    shmooster wrote:
    neeb wrote:
    Stepped in some dog sh*t a couple of days ago while repairing a puncture. That really made my day..

    I rode through some just as I was stopping to repair a puncture. No fun getting the tyre off.

    Tyres are not the problem, its the line of it sprayed up your back if you don't have mudguards. Makes you look and smell like pepe le pew
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    People who say " he won't hurt you"

    @ that bit me the day before then?

    Come to think of it - not so trivial
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    Why several days of rain and some brisk winds during the winter, in a landmass dominated by Atlantic lows, is treated like the end of the world. :?
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • Walking down a path wide enough for three abreast. So three abreast are coming the other way. I keep over to the left hand size, do they move? Do they like hell, I'm forced with actually just walking straight into someone to prove a point, or taking to the grass.
  • neeb
    neeb Posts: 4,473
    This bugs the sh*t out of me. And families are the worst! It's like they are saying "Oh, it's SO much trouble looking after kids, we just have so much more right to space than you do, you would know if you had kids yourself, bla bla.." As if large families were something that had been imposed on them against their will, rather than a self-indulgent choice on an over-populated planet.
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    People wanting sponsorship for giving up alcohol for a month. Really?! Why not just do it quietly and give the money you don't spend on beer to a charity of your choice without bothering the rest of us. Oh of course, that would mean you wouldn't get to have a circle-jerk session with your facebook friends over it and be able to bore the t1ts off anyone at work saying how much of a sacrifice it is.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Losing nearly every time to my computer at chess.

    Current stats: P54 W4 D2 L48
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Make that P55 W4 L2 D49
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    P56 W5 D2 L49.

    Things are looking up.

    I hope my trivial drivel isn't annoying any of you.
  • k-dog
    k-dog Posts: 1,652
    edited January 2014
    Thickos leaving reviews on Amazon:
    I haven't watched this yet but the last disc I got from Amazon was quite good so I'm sure this will be too. 3 stars.

    Plus the way it mixes up reviews especially for DVDs. It's not like eBay where you leave feedback for specific items but it seems to aggregate them so it's often hard to find the right item - and leads to people leaving feedback about poor service from one seller apparently on the page of an unrelated seller.
    I'm left handed, if that matters.
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    When people use the word 'issue' to mean 'problem'. The verbal equivalent of beige.
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  • big_p
    big_p Posts: 565
    People who let their kid's push the shopping trolly in a rammed full supermarket should be subjected to an instant death sentence.
  • awavey
    awavey Posts: 2,368
    people who take their kids with them shopping in supermarkets full stop.
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    Kids. Full stop