The best eBay listing ever?

Fatamorgana

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 557wt_1156

"GT avalanche 3.0 BIKE

very good bike and leave room for long time.

Every thing is fine but suntour wheel little bended, need hammer to bended again. "

And there's lots more besides, talk in about "in the vernacular".

LiamW

People's keep email me and asks me same question,
Let I clarity with you about bike. It little click while you are in ride, little bit noise because spinning little bit bend. Need pull out very little bend up. At moment I can used bike to riding from London to Brighton and anywhere as there is not problem.

ed_j

Have a look at his other items. Priceless. My favourite is the breitling watch 'RRP 3495.95'.

"Someone broke in my place to stolen box and paper.

Selling BREITLING watch but I will get different plain box to post."

Fatamorgana

I'm glad I could bring a smile to everyone's faces today.


Still looking for that all-ellusive, sub £200 GT, size L
As soon as the weather really closes down, they'll be in evidence, or a Trek 4500 would be fine.

pilot_pete

Kaka by name and kaka by nature maybe?

PP

Fatamorgana

His reply to my facetious question:
"I think my explain about my bike is not clear. My bike can riding to anyway but will feel very very small to click. If you want perfect and smooth, you can buy and exchange to new one and cost is £15 pound or need hammer to bend up if you are expert DIY hand skill, I am try rid off this bike.

If you pay me £100 pound and I can cancel on list.

Any question?"


- kaka16882

saprkzz

that is funny..

His other items are a collection of the london riots... they have to be..lol

Someone broke into his house to steal a brietling box and paper!! haha.. trust him none! 8)

peat

The 'suntour wheel' was definitive not 'bended' when it was being pulled from whatever it was locked too....

peat

This is gold.

My faves:

Dunhill Cufflinks Steel 925 silver.
Very good shape and look more sexy.
Dunhill Cufflinks without box.
Selling it as not wear suit anymore.

and of course:

Michael Schumacher Deutsche Vermogensberatung World Champ Hat
I got this hat from Michael Schumacher
Hat label say not for sale, it mean for Michael Schumacher only

Hahaha.

andyk19

Sounds like the evil brother of the Meerkat from the comparethemarket adverts.

d87francis

saprkzz wrote:

that is funny..

His other items are a collection of the london riots... they have to be..lol

Someone broke into his house to steal a brietling box and paper!! haha.. trust him none! 8)

Ha ha,I feel awful for thinking exactly the same as you. Either that or there are some very well payed jobs for illiterate fans of Brietling watches out there.

Joeblack

"Ride bike and feel click click because of suntour"

Brilliant

wellbeloved747

HAHA this made my day

DeltaOneSeven

Genius - Love this guys honesty...

Crispyapp

:P It's got to be said though, his English is better than my Chinese.

Simmo72

Quality.
I sent a question about the GT using what I thought was fluent kaka


Dear kaka16882,

Hi. Hammer come with bike yes?

...reply, I'll give him something, he responds quickly.

'Sorry I don't understand what do you mean? At moment I can ride this bike. If you want smooth of sound. Go bike ship to get new suntour.'

Kaka

- kaka16882

Have some fun, ask some questions.

Joeblack

Simmo72 wrote:

Quality.
I sent a question about the GT using what I thought was fluent kaka


Dear kaka16882,

Hi. Hammer come with bike yes?

...reply, I'll give him something, he responds quickly.

'Sorry I don't understand what do you mean? At moment I can ride this bike. :!: If you want smooth of sound. Go bike ship to get new suntour.'

Kaka

- kaka16882

Have some fun, ask some questions.

A bit of wee came out then.......

essjaydee

Nike shoes description

My brother had broken ankle during football match. Can't use it for 6 months. Used it few time.

Cheered me up also. Thanks to OP