The best eBay listing ever?

Fatamorgana
Fatamorgana Posts: 257
edited October 2012 in MTB general
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 557wt_1156

"GT avalanche 3.0 BIKE

very good bike and leave room for long time.

Every thing is fine but suntour wheel little bended, need hammer to bended again. "

And there's lots more besides, talk in about "in the vernacular".

Comments

  • His descriptions of the 2 shit watches he is selling are better.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,149
    Second hand football boots for £35?
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    I ruv you rong time......
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • my faveroite is the football bag that can hold 3 boots for any tripod out there fancying a game and a mark on it that will come out easily but been left anyway.
    sight 3 se
  • paul.skibum
    paul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    up to 90 quid on the bike already, I guess that's not a bad price. Kinda depends how bendicated the wheel is I guess.
    Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Doesn't matter as long as you own a hammer.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • scale20
    scale20 Posts: 1,300
    Mr dudwey............

    Class ebay ad, nice find!
    Niner Air 9 Rigid
    Whyte 129S 29er.
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Breitling Cockpit watch A49350 - wants 2K

    Brought it few years ago. RRP £3,495.95

    17cm to 17/2 cm
    6.5half inches. Wrist.

    Little stratch on bracket.

    Someone broke in my place to stolen box and paper.

    Selling BREITLING watch but I will get different plain box to post.
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    up to 90 quid on the bike already
    Which bit of [ 0 bids ] passed you buy?
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • mrmonkfinger
    mrmonkfinger Posts: 1,452
    Breitling Cockpit watch A49350 - wants 2K

    Brought it few years ago. RRP £3,495.95

    17cm to 17/2 cm
    6.5half inches. Wrist.

    Little stratch on bracket.

    Someone broke in my place to stolen box and paper.

    Selling BREITLING watch but I will get different plain box to post.

    Uh huh. Real genuine Breitling eh?

    Looks kinda like this:

    http://www.ukreplicawatchesuks.org.uk/b ... watch.html
  • Yeah I reckon the thief took the watch out of the box left it on side and nicked the box instead lol