How do girls know?

SimonAH

To tug down the hem of their top because from thirty feet behind them you are taking a quick appreciative glance at their, ahem, assets?

Does a slightly lecherous glance make ladees ears vibrate or something?

veronese68

They have ESP and all sorts of other stuff. You should know better than to question such things. Besides, assuming a bloke is a lecherous perv is a pretty safe bet.

msmancunia

You just kind of know. It's weird, but comes in handy.

CiB

Girls know everything, they just do. Not much of it is necessarily right but they know anyway. Live with that fact and life becomes a lot easier.

roger_merriman

SimonAH wrote:

To tug down the hem of their top because from thirty feet behind them you are taking a quick appreciative glance at their, ahem, assets?

Does a slightly lecherous glance make ladees ears vibrate or something?

I think it's normally the blaten oggling, that does it.

mudcow007

thing i dont understand is

chicks wear low cut tops

guy looks at said chick

chick catches guy looking

chick attacks guy

veronese68

mudcow007 wrote:

thing i dont understand is

chicks wear low cut tops

guy looks at said chick

chick catches guy looking

chick attacks guy

I find its not the looking that upsets them, it's more the drooling.

meanredspider

Veronese68 wrote:

mudcow007 wrote:

thing i dont understand is

chicks wear low cut tops

guy looks at said chick

chick catches guy looking

chick attacks guy

I find its not the looking that upsets them, it's more the drooling.

And the standing on tip-toes....

bails87

You're doing it wrong: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/heal ... 0809091238

asprilla

Its when I make a face like Albert Steptoe that really gives it away.

il_principe

meanredspider wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

mudcow007 wrote:

thing i dont understand is

chicks wear low cut tops

guy looks at said chick

chick catches guy looking

chick attacks guy

I find its not the looking that upsets them, it's more the drooling.

And the standing on tip-toes....

and the peering through their window.

BigLights

Actually I had a very interesting visiting lecture from a boffin scientist at school....yeeears ago, but I remember it vividly. He argued his case incredibly eloquently, and at length. Basically he called it 'morphic waves', an energy transfer spectrum that we have not yet discovered. He had been running a lot of experiments (like with dogs knowing when owner is coming home, without phoning home. Or twins knowing when another is in trouble. Or a lady turning round to stare at YOU in the eyes, out of 10k people, when you've been staring at her bum). He argued that a human is capable of communicating over very long distances, similar in manner to radiowaves, but on a spectrum we have not discovered yet. I have to say his theory was beguiling.

DrLex

BigLights wrote:

Actually I had a very interesting visiting lecture from a boffin scientist at school....yeeears ago, but I remember it vividly. He argued his case incredibly eloquently, and at length. Basically he called it 'morphic waves', an energy transfer spectrum that we have not yet discovered. He had been running a lot of experiments (like with dogs knowing when owner is coming home, without phoning home. Or twins knowing when another is in trouble. Or a lady turning round to stare at YOU in the eyes, out of 10k people, when you've been staring at her bum). He argued that a human is capable of communicating over very long distances, similar in manner to radiowaves, but on a spectrum we have not discovered yet. I have to say his theory was beguiling.

If it was morphic resonance, sounds like it was Rupert Sheldrake.

merkin

SimonAH wrote:

To tug down the hem of their top because from thirty feet behind them you are taking a quick appreciative glance at their, ahem, assets?

Does a slightly lecherous glance make ladees ears vibrate or something?

If you look like your avatar she probably felt uneasy when you first when past.
Then when she heard you go "phwoooar!" She probably felt really scared.

Pufftmw

So who was the cyclist who was eyeing up my g/friend outside Morley College/Westminster Bridge Road last Thursday that nearly crashed because he wasn't looking where he was going as she adjusted her top?

She was quite chuffed as it was 2 days past her late 40 something's birthday (although she doesn't look her age anyway)

veronese68

Pufftmw wrote:

So who was the cyclist who was eyeing up my g/friend outside Morley College/Westminster Bridge Road last Thursday that nearly crashed because he wasn't looking where he was going as she adjusted her top?

She was quite chuffed as it was 2 days past her late 40 something's birthday (although she doesn't look her age anyway)

It wasn't me, but I sympathise with the poor chap. Adjusting your top is plainly unfair. If it makes her feel good I will of course be glad to look her over, but only for health reasons.

Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in The New England Journal of Medicine: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years.”

walkingbootweather

Veronese68 wrote:

Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in The New England Journal of Medicine: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years.”

Oh I don't know. After a few minutes oggling I might quite fancy a stroke.

SteppenHerring

They don't know. It's just likely that if you have a lovely bum that someone will be staring at it. Trust me, I know.

daviesee

SteppenHerring wrote:

They don't know. It's just likely that if you have a lovely bum that someone will be staring at it. Trust me, I know.

Get caught looking a lot then?

mudcow007

BigLights wrote:

He had been running a lot of experiments (like with dogs knowing when owner is coming home, without phoning home. Or twins knowing when another is in trouble. Or a lady turning round to stare at YOU in the eyes, out of 10k people, when you've been staring at her bum). He argued that a human is capable of communicating over very long distances, similar in manner to radiowaves, but on a spectrum we have not discovered yet. I have to say his theory was beguiling.

is this like when your sitting in your car an suddenly decide to look at the car next to you, who is staring at you??

BigLights

rupert Sheldrake could very well have been the chap...I can't remember his name. This was like 20 years ago but I do remember the lecture vividly and his interweb ponderings are very consistent. It's an interesting theory.

DrLex

BigLights wrote:

rupert Sheldrake could very well have been the chap...I can't remember his name. This was like 20 years ago but I do remember the lecture vividly and his interweb ponderings are very consistent. It's an interesting theory.

Absolutely - I bought the book thirty years ago after Nature published an editorial about it, titled ""A book for burning?" - interest has waned somewhat since then. Anyway, thanks for reminding me of it!

SteppenHerring

daviesee wrote:

SteppenHerring wrote:

They don't know. It's just likely that if you have a lovely bum that someone will be staring at it. Trust me, I know.

Get caught looking a lot then?

They're just playing hard to get with the restraining order and that.

DonDaddyD

SimonAH wrote:

To tug down the hem of their top because from thirty feet behind them you are taking a quick appreciative glance at their, ahem, assets?

Does a slightly lecherous glance make ladees ears vibrate or something?

If you're behind them then what assets are you looking at?

SimonAH

DonDaddyD wrote:

SimonAH wrote:

To tug down the hem of their top because from thirty feet behind them you are taking a quick appreciative glance at their, ahem, assets?

Does a slightly lecherous glance make ladees ears vibrate or something?

If you're behind them then what assets are you looking at?

So you would purely be a 'breast man' then DDD, and when women percieve that you are casting an appreciative glance at their chesticles their immediate reaction is to tug down their top? Wish I had your juju dude! :-D

Ass-ets DDD, left peach and right peach old chap!

mtb-idle

I'd imagine that having men letch at them all their lives gives them more insight into the male psyche than they would care to have.

Try learning how to pick up girls at the gym instead (yes, it's safe for work)