Pro Cycling "fanfics"

ddraver
ddraver Posts: 26,695
edited October 2012 in Pro race
VERY VERY VERY NSFW!!!!

http://coffee-queen.dreamwidth.org/83123.html

I am speechless...(I'm also quite concerned about getting Chasey'd for linking to porn). Seriously I did nt think A) 15 year old girls were that in to cycling and B) that that was a form of fandom. I mean seriously really?

I ve never seen anything like that before, I suppose I should stop following 15yr old girls on Twitter.....
We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
- @ddraver

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  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    ddraver wrote:

    I ve never seen anything like that before, I suppose I should stop following 15yr old girls on Twitter.....

    Haven't clicked the link (i'm at work), but with the jimmy Savile story in full flow it's only a matter of time before the police come knocking at your door.
    "I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    It's quite odd.
    _
  • Turfle
    Turfle Posts: 3,762
    fan fiction can be hilarious. Not sure I want to read a cycling one.
  • Turfle
    Turfle Posts: 3,762
    Taylor and Alex (& Taylor, Fabian and Tom) was HOT.

    Frank and Andy I was less sure about.
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    Technically I think this is slash fiction.

    Wait, did I just say that out loud?
  • Turfle
    Turfle Posts: 3,762
    Jan 16, 2012.
    Characters: Christian Vande Velde and Lance Armstrong
    Summary: Christian talks to Lance about what's going on with Levi and starts to learn about what's really going on.



    And you would not believe what was going on.
  • Lightning
    Lightning Posts: 360
    Holy.. How.. What.. :shock:
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,695
    Turfle is liking this more than I thought... :P
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • knedlicky
    knedlicky Posts: 3,097
    Frenchie’s got a kindred spirit in coffee_queen’s friend, ann-arien

    http://ann-arien.livejournal.com/tag/alberto%20contador

    and it’s not uninteresting to see how one of these livejournal types (i.e. caz_kenobi) deals with recent events

    http://caz-kenobi.livejournal.com/258787.html

    (caz_kenobi actually appears to be the same person as coffee_queen; they both have the same profile)
  • TMR
    TMR Posts: 3,986
    WTF?

    I'll have Cav's eyes out...
  • disquieting_museeuws
    disquieting_museeuws Posts: 601
    The Mad Rapper wrote:
    WTF?

    I'll have Cav's eyes out...

    The little tease isn't worth it ...

    If there was a similar story about Gregory Bauge and Arnaud Tournant it might be interesting. Goings-on down at the track. Just saying, like.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    David Brailsford had never been to Bobby Julich's house before. He looked around and admired the tasteful decor.

    "Would you like a glass of wine", Bobby enquired. "It's a rather lovely Chardonnay"

    "Why not " relied Dave, gazing longingly into Bobby's eyes. Moving closer he whispered, "I don't think I've thanked you for all the good work you have done for my children, Chris and Richie".

    Bobby blushed. "It was a pleasure" he gasped. "You took me in and gave me a safe place after I was abused by some many bad men. Bjarne, La.., Lan...".

    Bobby broke down in tears. David held him close and caressed his floppy hair. "I've been talking to BSkyB. They say we need to take our relationship to the next level"

    Bobby quivered - "Really"

    David fixed his eyes on Bobby's "Yes, really. They said I have to f*** you in the ars*. So, come on Rider 4, drop the bibshorts because I'm going to screw you, good and proper'.
    Twitter: @RichN95

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