@ Spasypaddy (very OT)

pangolin

Were you briefly on Jewish Mum of the Year last night on Channel 4?

whitebait01

Please don't tell me you were Daniel...

PS - What have I become?

spasypaddy

i was very briefly, no im not that obnoxious one.

pangolin

Hehe, no I think he was one of the guys in the big group, but didn't get taken through to the date part.

If I am wrong, I fear no amount of apologising will make up for this.

I blame the polish roof decision panel.

Edit: YES!

spasypaddy

yeah, they managed to sneak in one line from me. Which considering i spent the whole day filming and they had about 20 of us there and next to noone got on screen was amsuing.

That Daniel that got selected was a right knob head from the beginning, he was stuck up and obnoxious from the beginning and brushed us all up the wrong way from the start

rubertoe

^^^^


Was it DDD?

cyclingprop

You agreed to be matchmade (1) on tv (2) for some "reality tv" programme (3) and were surprised by the attitude of some of the chumps also there (4). Wow.

For reasons 1, 2, 3 and 4 I prescribe a healthy dose of MTFU.

walkingbootweather

rubertoe wrote:

Was it DDD?

I can see it now. "So DDD, what do you think about your Bar Mitzvah?"

"F*ck off!, I'm not having anyone tamper with my bits. You'll be wanting me to get a vasectomy next. Spiderman never had his privates mutalated..."

Would make good tv though.

spasypaddy

1. i went on for a laugh which i had
2. i didnt know what the show was until i turned up and had it explained
3. he was the only one who was a dickhead.
4. yes indeed

spasypaddy

walkingbootweather wrote:

rubertoe wrote:

Was it DDD?

I can see it now. "So DDD, what do you think about your Bar Mitzvah?"

"F*ck off!, I'm not having anyone tamper with my bits. You'll be wanting me to get a vasectomy next. Spiderman never had his privates mutalated..."

Would make good tv though.

why would someone tamper with his bits at a bar mitzvah?

EKE_38BPM

spasypaddy wrote:

walkingbootweather wrote:

rubertoe wrote:

Was it DDD?

I can see it now. "So DDD, what do you think about your Bar Mitzvah?"

"F*ck off!, I'm not having anyone tamper with my bits. You'll be wanting me to get a vasectomy next. Spiderman never had his privates mutalated..."

Would make good tv though.

why would someone tamper with his bits at a bar mitzvah?

One of two reasons.
1: Because he's very lucky or
2: Because that person got a bar mitzvah confused with a bris.

walkingbootweather

spasypaddy wrote:

why would someone tamper with his bits at a bar mitzvah?

I'm probably showing my ignorance here sorry. Don't jewish boys tend to get circumstanced? Does this happen at the bar mitzvah ? Are there and draw-backs to this?

spasypaddy

walkingbootweather wrote:

spasypaddy wrote:

why would someone tamper with his bits at a bar mitzvah?

I'm probably showing my ignorance here sorry. Don't jewish boys tend to get circumstanced? Does this happen at the bar mitzvah ? Are there and draw-backs to this?

youve got yourself mixed up, we get circumcised at 8 days old and thats called a Brit Milah. A Bar Mitzvah occurs at 13 years and you are then in the eyes of Judaism an adult

walkingbootweather

Shows what an ignoramus I am. Every day is a school day. Thanks Spasypaddy.

edhornby

walkingbootweather wrote:

spasypaddy wrote:

why would someone tamper with his bits at a bar mitzvah?

I'm probably showing my ignorance here sorry. Don't jewish boys tend to get circumstanced? Does this happen at the bar mitzvah ? Are there and draw-backs to this?

trying to be adult about this last comment....

bails87

Circumstanced/circumcised....