S & M Fancy Dress

compo
compo Posts: 1,370
edited October 2012 in The Crudcatcher
So here's the deal, I've got a night out on Monday and the fancy dress theme is dressing as something beginning with S or with M.

Note: NOT S&M however amusing cruddy suggestions may be taken on board.

Thinking of what to wear to not make an absolute tit of myself I came up with Mark Cavendish; has anyone anything better?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    Maddie?
  • ricardo_smooth
    ricardo_smooth Posts: 1,281
    Sir Jimmy Saville
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Spaz
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    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Mong, Semen, Minge

    Actually where is this party I wouldnt mind an invite. :D
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  • sanchez89
    sanchez89 Posts: 567
    Morman (or however you spell it), Serial Murderer, Sufragette?
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    M'eh, I might just go back to zapping it with frikken lay-zur beeeems. And sharks.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Risk it and go as Marmite, people will either love it or hate it.
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  • mintedox
    mintedox Posts: 273
    Sooty?
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  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    No idea but when I went to a fishing party a while ago the sore walk home confirmed a spelling mistake on the invite.
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  • sanchez89
    sanchez89 Posts: 567
    sandy hill wrote:
    No idea but when I went to a fishing party a while ago the sore walk home confirmed a spelling mistake on the invite.

    facepalm.jpg
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    Clank wrote:
    M'eh, I might just go back to zapping it with frikken lay-zur beeeems. And sharks.
  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    http://www.snmstuff.co.uk

    No luck here either!
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    edited October 2012
    Go as a giant subbuteo player

    just concrete your feet together in a slab an dress as ian rush

    or use both available letters an go as the Subbuteo Mat

    paint your self green an draw lines all over you, added points if you stick plastic men to your face

    bobby dazzler!
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    compo wrote:
    So here's the deal, I've got a night out on Monday and the fancy dress theme is dressing as something beginning with S or with M.

    Note: NOT S&M
    Oh come on, what the hell is wrong with you? They choose the letters S and M, and you miss out on all the possibilities that bring up?
    Twat.
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