Got some REAL BAD NEWS (Effect EVERYONE!)

willhub
willhub Posts: 821
edited October 2012 in The bottom bracket
Yes I'm afraid it'd true, I've discovered something deadly scary, it's unavoidable, and it's going to effect everyone.

In 90 years time, EVERYONE on this forum will be dead.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news and bad grammar/spelling.

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  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    Hold on - who told you this?

    Are you sure? We need to know this has come from a reputable source and not some dodgy website spouting nonsense.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    willhub wrote:
    Yes I'm afraid it'd true, I've discovered something deadly scary, it's unavoidable, and it's going to effect everyone.

    In 90 years time, EVERYONE on this forum will be dead.

    I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news and bad grammar/spelling.

    That's it then, I'm going to live to be 141years old just to spite you Willhub. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Maybe,young master,but the forum wtll live on.The forum prevails Dude.
    Sorry,please delete this thread
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Dead eh? Yeah. I can live with that.

    What about our younger readers, the BB U-5s who post on here? Come on - you must have read some of the stuff here and guessed that people lie about their age?
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Prove it!
    @surroundedbh
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    90 years!

    FFS, do you mean I've got to wait that long?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • mingmong
    mingmong Posts: 542
    I'd better ask Kate out then!
  • alihisgreat
    alihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    I'm 19.. although 20 in December... and I can see myself living to 110.
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    ALIHISGREAT wrote:
    I'm 19.. although 20 in December... and I can see myself living to 110.

    I suggest you start saving really really hard now then.
  • alihisgreat
    alihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    verylonglegs wrote:
    ALIHISGREAT wrote:
    I'm 19.. although 20 in December... and I can see myself living to 110.

    I suggest you start saving really really hard now then.


    Quite hard when you're living off a student loan!
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    I'm still a sperm.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Scrumple wrote:
    I'm still a sperm.

    Even more bad news for you then.

    Life gets worse from where you are.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • plowmar
    plowmar Posts: 1,032
    Yeah one in a million chance. (sorry I've got a low count)
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    willhub wrote:
    Yes I'm afraid it'd true, I've discovered something deadly scary, it's unavoidable, and it's going to effect everyone.

    In 90 years time, EVERYONE on this forum will be dead.

    I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news and bad grammar/spelling.
    Count your blessings...Jedward will be dead as well.
  • lawrences
    lawrences Posts: 1,011
    actually.

    I'm 19 now and 109 has been done before. With advances in medical technology I stand a much better chance than old people nowadays.

    If I make it I will come back and post on this thread to let you guys know.

    I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    I'm not worried. I was dead for billions of years before I was born and it never did me any harm.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    You are wrong, the lot of you. Its only 71 days until the end of the world - just ask Cleat.
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  • fatdaz
    fatdaz Posts: 348
    ALIHISGREAT wrote:
    verylonglegs wrote:
    ALIHISGREAT wrote:
    I'm 19.. although 20 in December... and I can see myself living to 110.

    I suggest you start saving really really hard now then.


    Quite hard when you're living off a student loan!

    Bloody moaning students ;)
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Most on this forum are dead already - check the locations - quite a few from stoke. :D
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    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    lawrences wrote:
    actually.

    I'm 19 now and 109 has been done before. With advances in medical technology I stand a much better chance than old people nowadays.

    If I make it I will come back and post on this thread to let you guys know.

    I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

    3/4 of the world's knowledge has been learnt in the last 25 years. A ratio that doesn't change.

    So if you make it to 110, you will be deemed to be as thick as pig sh*t.
  • lawrences
    lawrences Posts: 1,011
    izza wrote:
    lawrences wrote:
    actually.

    I'm 19 now and 109 has been done before. With advances in medical technology I stand a much better chance than old people nowadays.

    If I make it I will come back and post on this thread to let you guys know.

    I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

    3/4 of the world's knowledge has been learnt in the last 25 years. A ratio that doesn't change.

    So if you make it to 110, you will be deemed to be as thick as pig sh*t.

    who says I'm not now?
  • mtbboy101
    mtbboy101 Posts: 62
    want a bet?
  • freddiegrubb
    freddiegrubb Posts: 448
    I've got even worse news. nobody on this forum will live longer than 1000,000 (1 mill.) seconds, true!!! Work it out.
  • mtbboy101
    mtbboy101 Posts: 62
    That one I will bet on , see ya in 12 days
  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    But will we be able to blame Wiggle for our deaths?
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  • freddiegrubb
    freddiegrubb Posts: 448
    BIG BIG CORRECTION it should have read 1000,000 HOURS, it's a long time since I have used that fact, the brain cells must be well on the way out. Now what did come upstairs for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    Gizmodo wrote:
    But will we be able to blame Wiggle for our deaths?

    Not sure about that. Just don't get them to deliver your coffin. What a reek by the time it gets there.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Ber Nard
    Ber Nard Posts: 827
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Most on this forum are dead already - check the locations - quite a few from stoke. :D

    I moved to Stoke about 18 months ago. Was it the result of dying without realising it? Is this Hell or Purgatory? I've ruled out the option of Heaven myself.

    Rob

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