Over the hump, Turdsday Thread

Clank

Mornin' clumpets

Soon to be the weekend and nearly the start of five working days away from the office as people attempt to 'up-skill' me. Best of f**king luck, chaps, you're going to need it - this brain ain't for learnin', it's for killin' with caffiene. Booyah.

I do sense bacons in my very near, too.

Onwards! To coffee! And bonus baaaaaacons!

oodboo

Couldn't get comfy to sleep last night after failing to ride the slab at dalbeattie yesterday, gaining what will probably become a nice new scar. Today will involve painkillers, bacons and sitting.

Later homos

thekickingmule

Morning Losers!

Today is the beginning of my weekend. Sod's law, I've got a damn cold! 99% guaranteed that I'll be fully fit by Monday :evil:
Plan today is to chill the fark out, then over to Harrogate for curry with some family and friends, drink and stay over there, though I'll possibly rethink that if I'm still colded up.

Laters!

bg13

morning sweetmeats,

got a week and a bit off work, off to a holiday house down devon way, its gonna be loaftastic! in the very near future its bacons and car sorting!

@ oodboo, poidh! (we like a good gash on here!)

cat_with_no_tail

Morning homos.

Had my forecasts signed off yesterday, so that's the major workload out of the way until we relaunch the other site in Nov. Now to relax and try and get out on the bike a bit more. Suppose I'd best see the wife and kids at some point too, if I can remember what they look like.

Today I might try and come up with a 6m training plan to get me ready for my 24hr solo race next year.

I'll fit some work in too if I get chance.

Probably do another 30min on the turbo tonight.

Laters douchebags

oodboo

bg13 wrote:

@ oodboo, poidh! (we like a good gash on here!)

Then after an hour or so getting bits picked out by the nurse it looked like this:

Edited for image fail. If it still doesn't work then bugger it, there's only so much I can do on my mobile.

Stevo_666

Morning Meatheads,

Got a bloke coming round to lop the trees in our back garden while I talk to recruitment bods about more jobs and sup coffee. This afternoon involves a bit of consulting work mixed with idle internet surfing as I can't be bothered to work hard just now. That's about it for today.

thekickingmule

oodboo wrote:

bg13 wrote:

@ oodboo, poidh! (we like a good gash on here!)

Then after an hour or so getting bits picked out by the nurse it looked like this:

Image fail.

bg13

thekickingmule wrote:

oodboo wrote:

bg13 wrote:

@ oodboo, poidh! (we like a good gash on here!)

Then after an hour or so getting bits picked out by the nurse it looked like this:

Image fail.

thats the bother with quality gash, it always keeps you waiting!

pilch

As you were wanting gash.... check out mine

and the mrs has given me her cold..... just ready for Dusk til Dawn at the weekend... meh

pilch

errrr

cicatriz

One step closer to the weekend. Another impressive hailstorm last night set off more car alarms in the neighbourhood. Well worth watching though as people dashed out to silence them. Just blip the fob from inside you idiots.

Nothing else to report.

Tea and flapjacks on the way.

Later……

VWsurfbum

Morning Crudtards,
Today I will mainly be counting to 10 before doing anything, tension is at level 9 and edging closer to 10 everytime a work email or phone call occours!

I watched Transporter 2 last night, apart from being less realistic than Jaws, the chick in it was pretty hot, and as soon as i have written this i will post in the "girls" thread.

Maybe a spot of decent lunch on the cards latter? Hmmm what to have?

Toodles

angry_bird

Freshers :twisted: That is all.

VWsurfbum

Odboo What that needs is some salt and viniger crisps rubbed in, it will be fine in no time! just try not to land on sandpaper next time

jndb72

Odboo seen more blood on the gash of a teenage......nope, better not go there

Another day another dollar as the saying goes.

Hoping for a stress free day at the office but doubt that will happen.

Coffee is calling

Laters

cat_with_no_tail

In fairness, those are some pretty impressive gashes.

I'll refrain from showing my gash again, although you all know it wins.

bg13

wow! this place is heaving with impressive gash!

DanDax1990

thekickingmule wrote:

Morning Losers!

Today is the beginning of my weekend. Sod's law, I've got a damn cold! 99% guaranteed that I'll be fully fit by Monday :evil:
Plan today is to chill the fark out, then over to Harrogate for curry with some family and friends, drink and stay over there, though I'll possibly rethink that if I'm still colded up.

Laters!

If you've got s cold the curry will do you good!

jndb72

bg13 wrote:

wow! this place is heaving with impressive gash!

Can never get enough gash

MountainMonster

Hello all,

Today is good. Sun is shining, i'm off to Halfords in a bit to look at a new bike as my insurance money came in, but spent most of it on new glasses for the mrs and I already. Maybe i'll just get a cheap fixie or something for in town, as that is all I need. New phone has come, so generally looking up. Now UKBA just needs to hurry up and send us our passports back so we can be sure were settled in the UK!

Enjoy your day scuzzlers

Gazlar

All this bloody gash is making Gazlar hungry

Morning, well afternoon scuttlers

I have had a lovely lie in and walk this morning, just what I needed, certainly cleared my head. I then cleaned Amy as she was really dirty and I wanted herto be presentable for sundays social blast around FOD verderers, anyone wants a gentle play round there give me a shout, were meeting up at 11.

I have since been trying to find an NHS Dentist in Cardiff as I reckon I should have the temporary dressing i had put on a tooth done properly really asap as i should have had it done within 6 weeks, its now been 9 months.

head out for food later and coffee

tarrah

Clank

MountainMonster wrote:

Maybe i'll just get a cheap fixie or something for in town,