Don't Do It Again
walkingbootweather
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Catch your penis in your fly. Fortunately there is lots of advice on the web.
To my credit it was a long time ago, a complete accident and is something I'm never likely to repeat unlike the fools who voluntarily consume weapon-strength chillies
To my credit it was a long time ago, a complete accident and is something I'm never likely to repeat unlike the fools who voluntarily consume weapon-strength chillies
Nobody told me we had a communication problem
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And what you certainly don't want to do is eat weapon strength chillies, then dash to the loo and manage to catch yourself in your fly. The ensuring rush to free yourself may lead to chillies coming into contact with areas that they should never be acquainted with.0
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I've not done it myself. But a lad did when I was at school. He had to have stitches and was given tablets to stop him getting excited, anti-viagra if you like. His girlfriend thought it funny and decided to see if she could overcome the effect of the pills. She did.0
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I have a mate we still call Zippy after this very event. 25 years and the joke is still going strong.
It happened at another mates house and he would only let his own Mum come over to try and unzip it, which of course added to the hilarity of it.
Franks 'n Beans!0 -
stuj15 wrote:he would only let his own Mum come over to try and unzip it, which of course added to the hilarity of it.
Franks 'n Beans!
Anybody know how long it takes for someones eyes to recover after the person opposite them spits hot coffee into them?
I'm trying to re-assure a distraught admin assistant that it's not that long...........0
