Monday Morning Thread...

thekickingmule
thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
edited September 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Mehning Losers!

Minion rang me last night asking if she can have today off as she's picked up a bladder infection and it may have gone to her kidneys. I'm not entirely sure how she's diagnosed this, as she then goes on to say she didn't see a doctor, but wants to book an emergency appointment today. Hmmmm
So, today's going to be busy! Just what I farkin needed.

Tonight I have my first Judo lesson :D So don't fark with me :twisted:

Laters!
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Minion rang me last night asking if she can have today off as she's picked up a bladder infection and it may have gone to her kidneys. I'm not entirely sure how she's diagnosed this, as she then goes on to say she didn't see a doctor, but wants to book an emergency appointment today. Hmmmm
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Tonight I have my first Judo lesson :D So don't fark with me :twisted:
    Should have reminded her of this when she asked for the day off...


    Morning bumders

    Off to watch the Tour of Britain today, my mate's house is just at the top of the first Cat 1 climb, it's no wonder he's so good at going up hills :shock:

    This will be followed by coming back home and cleaning and packing the orange up in the bike bag ready for tomorrow.

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  • cicatriz
    cicatriz Posts: 411
    Monday morning rolls around once more and I really CBA.

    On the plus side holiday is now sorted and new phone was obtained.

    Onwards to tea and rocky road.

    Later......
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,860
    Morning Missing Links,

    It's soooo peaceful now the schools are back :) This morning will be spent doing admin and calling recruitment types again, telling them I've got a final interview for a job early next month so they's better pull their finger out if they want any business. Then off into London later on for a beer or two down at Canary Wharf.
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  • big_southern_jesse
    big_southern_jesse Posts: 729
    cicatriz wrote:
    Onwards to tea and rocky road.
    Mmmmmm Rocky Road! :D

    Left work 8pm last night, back at work 7.30 am... Oh well. Lots of nasty H&S paperwork done this morning, so back to building the boat. Roll on friday and Guinness bar loveliness!

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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Mehning Losers!

    Minion rang me last night asking if she can have today off as she's picked up a bladder infection and it may have gone to her kidneys. I'm not entirely sure how she's diagnosed this, as she then goes on to say she didn't see a doctor, but wants to book an emergency appointment today. Hmmmm
    That translates into "I've got a hangover, and I can't be arsed".

    Morning, splumduckers.
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Mehning Losers!

    Minion rang me last night asking if she can have today off as she's picked up a bladder infection and it may have gone to her kidneys. I'm not entirely sure how she's diagnosed this, as she then goes on to say she didn't see a doctor, but wants to book an emergency appointment today. Hmmmm
    That translates into "I've got a hangover, and I can't be arsed".
    Sadly not, she told me yesterday, unless she was preemptinig a hangover. I'm more concerned she's up the duff! Can't say she'll be much use if she is.
    She text today saying that the emergency appointments were full, so she's having today off and then trying again tomorrow. It all sounds a little fishy to me...
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    edited September 2012
    thekickingmule wrote:

    Tonight I have my first Judo lesson :D So don't fark with me :twisted:

    As you will now be an expert at grappling with other men on the floor wearing pyjamas

    Morning Scuttlers

    Back to work today, cack, but had a fantastic day in Londinium yesterday at the paralympics, was really impressed by everything. Saw the 7 a side football football which was for broken people, and man the GB v USA game was one of the best open attacking games of football I've ever seen. GB were all over them but the american keeper who looked like Cee Lo Green was awesome

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning,
    Good weekend was had, no complaints.
    Today the life will be continued to be sucked out of me, and not in a good way.

    Little bit of sun burn, little bit of tight legs but all is good.

    Doing a race on sunday, so will have to pay a bit of attention to bikes and training this week.
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    thekickingmule wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Mehning Losers!

    Minion rang me last night asking if she can have today off as she's picked up a bladder infection and it may have gone to her kidneys. I'm not entirely sure how she's diagnosed this, as she then goes on to say she didn't see a doctor, but wants to book an emergency appointment today. Hmmmm
    That translates into "I've got a hangover, and I can't be arsed".
    Sadly not, she told me yesterday, unless she was preemptinig a hangover. I'm more concerned she's up the duff! Can't say she'll be much use if she is.
    She text today saying that the emergency appointments were full, so she's having today off and then trying again tomorrow. It all sounds a little fishy to me...

    She's going for a new job and attending interviews :shock:
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    That is also a possibility. I think I'd prefer that than her bein up the duff though. At least that way i can replace her without having the whole maternity leave cover thing.
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  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    afternoon
    Monday is a bit full of meh.. but that's to be expected.
    I finally feel like a normal human being for the first time in about a month and a half, only taken 2 quiet weekends and several weeks of doing absolutely feck all.. ah well..

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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    thekickingmule wrote:
    That is also a possibility. I think I'd prefer that than her bein up the duff though. At least that way i can replace her without having the whole maternity leave cover thing.
    You could always send her to france to get some cheese or wine or something, then arrange to have her shot.
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  • lighty89
    lighty89 Posts: 183
    Monday.... :(
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  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    Spent too much of the weekend eating doughnuts from krusty kreams. That place disgusts me.
    So today is ride to school - delete stuff off the server - ride to next school - reset passwords. Pretty much the same as last week.
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Just got "Its all gone Pete Tong" on Iplayer on the phone, I love that film!
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  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    It's only Monday and I've already lost the will to live, not helped by the muppets I work with.

    I need a coffee

    TTFN
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    jndb72 wrote:
    It's only Monday and I've already lost the will to live, not helped by the muppets I work with.

    I need a coffee

    TTFN
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Roland Rat for me. Bet he'd be an amazing boss.
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  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    It's only Monday and I've already lost the will to live, not helped by the muppets I work with.

    I need a coffee

    TTFN
    Oh man, I'd love to work with muppets. Or Fraggles.

    Your welcome to try my job for a week, there's a company full of them, ranging from several Miss Piggy's to a Gonzo!
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    I've worked with a few fozzy bears, animals, and big birds.
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    big birds.
    I'd like a go on that!
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    big birds.
    I'd like a go on that!

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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    jndb72 wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    It's only Monday and I've already lost the will to live, not helped by the muppets I work with.

    I need a coffee

    TTFN
    Oh man, I'd love to work with muppets. Or Fraggles.

    Your welcome to try my job for a week, there's a company full of them, ranging from several Miss Piggy's to a Gonzo!

    Any Beakers? i would love to see somebody survive a lab explosion with just a charred face and still be all cheery!
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