Bike Rhyming Slang
Cleat Eastwood
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Theres got to be plenty...
My Mate went out in the drive (drive train -rain)to get some double (double hub - grub)for his tea. In the cable (cable stop - shop) he was served by a cone (cone wrench - wench) with big inners(innertubes - boobs). He tried to cop a rear (rear wheel - feel )but he shimanoed (shimano shifter - miffed her) , so she slapped his dura and grabbed him by his phil and pauls. So he had to settle for sausage and toe (toe clips - chips).
Aye thank you.
An extra 10 points for the best use of Compact Crank.
My Mate went out in the drive (drive train -rain)to get some double (double hub - grub)for his tea. In the cable (cable stop - shop) he was served by a cone (cone wrench - wench) with big inners(innertubes - boobs). He tried to cop a rear (rear wheel - feel )but he shimanoed (shimano shifter - miffed her) , so she slapped his dura and grabbed him by his phil and pauls. So he had to settle for sausage and toe (toe clips - chips).
Aye thank you.
An extra 10 points for the best use of Compact Crank.
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
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Well Mr Eastwood - you have so exceeded yourself this time, you left nothing for the rest of us. Meanwhile back at the ranch, your far less creative thread 'Don't view this post' has shot past the 2k mark.
Funny how creativity is rarely rewarded.
Perhaps you could scrawl what you just wrote in Graffitti on some subway wall and you'll be the next Banksy, Turner prize winner or summat. Any spare formaldehyde ? I have an idea:
Aggie boy strapped to a chair, bound, tied up and with a funnel in his mouth for the force feeding of Viagra, Red Bull and Pro Plus to keep him 'alert' for the onslaught of marauding masses of munters from Mumsnet.com (ultimate revenge, fantastic aliteration).
What would you name/entitle this piece of modern art ?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I just went to the oil it (oilt it = toilet) and had a handlebar wrap (crap).
That took me hours.
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...0 -
It doesn't rhyme with anything but, "Cleat", worraloadabollocks"
Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
Frank the tank wrote:It doesn't rhyme with anything but, "Cleat", worraloadabollocks"
cleat ryhmes with plates of meat, which is slang for feet which as a cyclist you clip into clea......ooohh, see whatcha mean Frank. I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...0 -
dmclite-3.0 wrote:I just went to the oil it (oilt it = toilet) and had a handlebar wrap (crap).
That took me hours.
I've had that before - I blame the flap jacks. The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
i was laying on the Zipp (zipp 404 - floor) after being hit by a drop (drop bar - car) i didn't see you mat he says.
i thought, what a load of compact....0
