Come on now....... Own up!!
rgliniany
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which one of you did this?? 
It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
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That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
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That is shit myself funny!Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.0
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The Last Leg. The funniest show on TV at the moment - 45 mins of utter wrong!
..it's the Crudcatcher, given form.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Weird, because the w@nks were over Oscar pistorius, not because they are mechanical freaks.0
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But #isitwrong ? It sounds much less serious than passing your beer over someone' head.Vitus Sentier VR+ (2018) GT Grade AL 105 (2016)
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Yeah, saw that last sat, really is a top programme.... what made it funnier was sitting watching it with the mother in law, we were in stitches and she just sat there with a puzzled look on her face... I could't really find the words-to-explain.... and wrongness of it 0
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so in all seriousness..would you?
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welshkev wrote:so in all seriousness..would you?
Frequently, given the chance. As long as she can kneel, I'm good.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Without a doubt. Side entry just became a lot easier
Reminds me of a pic I saw a few months back, a fit blonde with nowt on sitting on a wooden pier or something, kept thinking fark she's fit, never noticed she had no legs.
edit - Oksana Masters http://in2eastafrica.net/paralympian-rower-oksana-masters-bares-all-for-espns-body-issue-and-reveals-for-me-eating-is-one-of-the-hardest-things/0 -
When I was a chunky monkey, I went out with a one legged girl, only I didn't know at first, I only found or when I went to freshen up before or first physical communion and when I came back I was like "where the fark is your other leg?" She said "on the dressing table" I said "I know I'm a fat git but there's no need to open them that wide"
Please note this did not happen really, it is a joke.....I mean come on, freshening up first? Purleazzzze0 -
Freshening up, surely translates to;
female - get rid of the mouse
male - knocking the first one out0 -
DodgeT wrote:Freshening up, surely translates to;
female - get rid of the mouse
male - knocking her out first
Ftfy, and some of us are more than happy to work around a mouse in the0 -
Gazlar wrote:When I was a chunky monkey, I went out with a one legged girl, only I didn't know at first, I only found or when I went to freshen up before or first physical communion and when I came back I was like "where the fark is your other leg?" She said "on the dressing table" I said "I know I'm a fat git but there's no need to open them that wide"
Please note this did not happen really, it is a joke.....I mean come on, freshening up first? Purleazzzze 0
