They just dont understand....

mudcow007

just had a phone call off my mrs,

Me - im going the long way home, i will be in around 18:00
Mrs - why do you need to ride your bike further than your normal route?

Me - because its not raining an i like riding my bike

Mrs - that's just stupid

women grr!!

pangolin

I am very lucky that my wife would actually approve of this thinking.

Kieran_Burns

Show her my vid! (latest one in Ride reports)

That'll learn her.

DrLex

Still, you're better off than me after the text I've just received from mine : "Pls stable & feed horses when u get back. Dog needs walk. Taking girls out for pizza- eggs for dinner"
<checks calendar & counts to 26 on fingers>

davis

DrLex wrote:

Still, you're better off than me after the text I've just received from mine : "Pls stable & feed horses when u get back. Dog needs walk. Taking girls out for pizza- eggs for dinner"
<checks calendar & counts to 26 on fingers>

How many fingers do you have?

UndercoverElephant

davis wrote:

DrLex wrote:

Still, you're better off than me after the text I've just received from mine : "Pls stable & feed horses when u get back. Dog needs walk. Taking girls out for pizza- eggs for dinner"
<checks calendar & counts to 26 on fingers>

How many fingers do you have?

And what the hell are pizza-eggs?

Kieran_Burns

DrLex wrote:

Still, you're better off than me after the text I've just received from mine : "Pls stable & feed horses when u get back. Dog needs walk. Taking girls out for pizza- eggs for dinner"
<checks calendar & counts to 26 on fingers>

Reply

Gone for a walk, dog in stable, ate pizza, threw eggs at Horses

gbsahne001

phone and say your working late, then take the long way home

DrLex

Disappointingly no ads showing with relevance to pizza, eggs or the future taste sensation in the Great British Bake-off 2013, pizza-eggs.

I chose a good week to order a new waterproof coat...

EKE_38BPM

I thought this thread would be about the aerial bike routes in glass tubes that I saw a link to, but it links to the Daily Fail, so I won't post it on here, but rest assured, it is a very stupid idea and whoever thought it up just doesn't understand.

UndercoverElephant

EKE_38BPM wrote:

I thought this thread would be about the aerial bike routes in glass tubes that I saw a link to, but it links to the Daily Fail, so I won't post it on here, but rest assured, it is a very stupid idea and whoever thought it up just doesn't understand.

Ah, next thread down, Eke.

rubertoe

Whenever it is raining my Mrs always asks the same question

"your not riding in this are you?"

As I head out the door in top to toe lycra....

Initialised

I used to get this from my colleagues when I started doing lunchtime rides. I told them I'd found a hill with a "Check Your Speed" radar sign on the way down and I was going for the high score.

Mrs ini started to get understanding when I told her I get cranky if I don't ride enough.