Can't people follow instructions?
bennett_346
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It's so frustrating when people can't follow simple instructions. I live near a retirement home and Sainsburys is full of old people who can't follow simple instructions, I'm a patient guy but sometimes i want to dropkick them in the face.
[baskets only]
"I've got a trolley is that ok?"
No! baskets! B-A-S-K-E-T-S is that giant thing on wheels a basket? no so you can't pay for your crap here!
[10 items or less]
"why can't i pay here I've only got 12 things!"
You can't pay here because whatever educational facility you attended as a child has utterly failed you.
Thanks all.
[baskets only]
"I've got a trolley is that ok?"
No! baskets! B-A-S-K-E-T-S is that giant thing on wheels a basket? no so you can't pay for your crap here!
[10 items or less]
"why can't i pay here I've only got 12 things!"
You can't pay here because whatever educational facility you attended as a child has utterly failed you.
Thanks all.
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Instruction in Sainsburys can be misleading though, there was a little yellow sign in my local branch that said "wet floor" but then they arrested me for indecent exposure0
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bennett_346 wrote:It's so frustrating when people can't follow simple instructions. I live near a retirement home and Sainsburys is full of old people who can't follow simple instructions, I'm a patient guy but sometimes i want to dropkick them in the face.
[baskets only]
"I've got a trolley is that ok?"
No! baskets! B-A-S-K-E-T-S is that giant thing on wheels a basket? no so you can't pay for your crap here!
[10 items or less]
"why can't i pay here I've only got 12 things!"
You can't pay here because whatever educational facility you attended as a child has utterly failed you.
Thanks all.
Ohhhhhhh, a supermarket rant.
My turn.
People who park in the spaces for people with children, even though they've not got any children with them - having a kid at home, or knowing someone with a kid does NOT entitle you to park here.
People who park in the disabled spaces - "I'm just popping in" does not entitle you to park here, although the fact you are so retarded to think it does, might actually qualify you as "disabled"
People who ding your car with a trolley and then fark off - if I ever catch you, I'll ram that trolley up your asre!
People who ding your car with a car then fark off - if I ever catch you, I'll ram that car up your asre!
People who stop in the middle of the isle to have a farking chat - get back to your retirement home whore!
People who go shopping in slippers, nighties, dressing gowns etc - get back to your council estate shanty you Jeremy Kyle watching slag!
People - Just fark off!0 -
I once saw an Audi driver park across 3 spaces sideways. Tried to lock his car with his keyplipper (it's a word) but opened the boot with the wrong button instead. I decided not to tell him until i saw him in the shop and said "mate, who are those guys looking round your car boot?"
Shat his pants and went running out.0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:People who park in the disabled spaces - "I'm just popping in" does not entitle you to park here, although the fact you are so retarded to think it does, might actually qualify you as "disabled"
Someone tried that at my local Tesco's on Monday as I was parking up.
So, I hit reverse and made an honest man of him. Permanantly.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Cat With No Tail wrote:bennett_346 wrote:It's so frustrating when people can't follow simple instructions. I live near a retirement home and Sainsburys is full of old people who can't follow simple instructions, I'm a patient guy but sometimes i want to dropkick them in the face.
[baskets only]
"I've got a trolley is that ok?"
No! baskets! B-A-S-K-E-T-S is that giant thing on wheels a basket? no so you can't pay for your crap here!
[10 items or less]
"why can't i pay here I've only got 12 things!"
You can't pay here because whatever educational facility you attended as a child has utterly failed you.
Thanks all.
Ohhhhhhh, a supermarket rant.
My turn.
People who park in the spaces for people with children, even though they've not got any children with them - having a kid at home, or knowing someone with a kid does NOT entitle you to park here.
People who park in the disabled spaces - "I'm just popping in" does not entitle you to park here, although the fact you are so retarded to think it does, might actually qualify you as "disabled"
People who ding your car with a trolley and then fark off - if I ever catch you, I'll ram that trolley up your asre!
People who ding your car with a car then fark off - if I ever catch you, I'll ram that car up your asre!
People who stop in the middle of the isle to have a farking chat - get back to your retirement home whore!
People who go shopping in slippers, nighties, dressing gowns etc - get back to your council estate shanty you Jeremy Kyle watching slag!
People - Just fark off!
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Cat With No Tail wrote:
People who park in the spaces for people with children, even though they've not got any children with them - having a kid at home, or knowing someone with a kid does NOT entitle you to park here.
What if they had a kid, but then let's say "misplaced" said kid on let's say a "holiday to Portugal" and you feel in many ways that child is still with you can you still park there?
Or could you still park there if some of the aforementioned child's dna was still in the boot of your car?0 -
I'll buck the trend.
Things I really like at the supermarket:
fit women in very tight leggings, with evidently nothing on underneath, bending over to put stuff in their car's boot, right in front of me.0 -
my missus has banned me from the supermarket, she say's that i shouldn't swear at people that i don't know, i would rather stab myself in the eye with a fork than go shopping.0
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YeehaaMcgee wrote:I'll buck the trend.
Things I really like at the supermarket:
fit women in very tight leggings, with evidently nothing on underneath, bending over to put stuff in their car's boot, right in front of me.
Ok, I'll counter
Things I hate at the supermarket:
seeing the above, but knowing the supermarket does not sell Chloroform 0 -
YeehaaMcgee wrote:I'll buck the trend.
Things I really like at the supermarket:
fit women in very tight leggings, with evidently nothing on underneath, bending over to put stuff in their car's boot, right in front of me.
What about those huge women who seem to love leggings and do the same
there are more of them I'm sure.... 0 -
Thewaylander wrote:YeehaaMcgee wrote:I'll buck the trend.
Things I really like at the supermarket:
fit women in very tight leggings, with evidently nothing on underneath, bending over to put stuff in their car's boot, right in front of me.
What about those huge women who seem to love leggings and do the same there are more of them I'm sure....
For those situations there's Gazlar0 -
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Can I as this caveat, chubby girls are fine by me, what's not fine is chavs or professional benefit claimers of any size. I was presuming the girls mentioned earlier were well to do and well fed as Sainsbury was mentioned0
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So more like...
I would.0 -
Kids spaces at supermarkets are brilliant, I use them all the time.... Nice wide so no-one damages your car and right close to the door helps for a quick exit.
If the kiddie spaces are full, I park as far from the doors as possible where no-one else parks so I don't have some stupid idiot driver destroy my car (as has happened in the past costing me a few hundred quids worth of damage).0 -
My Wife visits supermarkets for part of her job, she also has a disabled sister, she also has a shorter temper than me and has a pet hate of disabled parking people. :twisted:
She now has my "other" car, i dont look at it anymore because of "supermarket" dents. :evil:
My supermarket hate is people who just plod along chatting away, no spacial awareness, no control of their spoiled little darlings and genrally get in the way when i'm trying to get at the bacons
On the other hand, I love supermarkets, some cracking totty bending over all over the place.
but unfortunatly i work in basildon and what i usually see is
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What if said parent is 60, and said child is 29? Still parent and child, and meant me and my Mum could go in the shopCat With No Tail wrote:People who park in the spaces for people with children, even though they've not got any children with them - having a kid at home, or knowing someone with a kid does NOT entitle you to park here. It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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What this thread needs is the people of Walmart.
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Cat With No Tail wrote:
Ohhhhhhh, a supermarket rant.
My turn.
People who park in the spaces for people with children, even though they've not got any children with them - having a kid at home, or knowing someone with a kid does NOT entitle you to park here.
People who park in the disabled spaces - "I'm just popping in" does not entitle you to park here, although the fact you are so retarded to think it does, might actually qualify you as "disabled"
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i very nearly had a fight with a guy who parked in a kids spot without a kid just before we were going to pull into it (i know not big or clever to turn to fisty cuffs) but my gf said 'where's your child?' to him and he turned around and said 'what the feck has it got to do with you feck off'..well red mist came down and i grabbed the fecker and was gonna pummel his fat, cocky face in until 2 of his mates pulled me off him...he said 'you better watch it' to me, then went and moved his car....he then proceeded to avoid me in tesco as i was still fuming and was still gonna smash his head in.....0 -
he then proceeded to avoid me in tesco as i was still fuming and was still gonna smash his head in.....
Enough said, doesn't happen in Sainsbury's/Waitrose #snob0 -
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YeehaaMcgee wrote:Things I really hate at the supermarket:
fat women in very tight leggings, with evidently nothing on underneath, bending over to put stuff in their car's boot, right in front of me.Advocate of disc brakes.0 -
YeehaaMcgee wrote:Things I really love at the supermarket:
fat women in very tight leggings, with evidently nothing on underneath, bending over to put stuff in their car's boot, right in front of me.
Weirdo.0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:bennett_346 wrote:A supermarket rant
Ohhhhhhh, a supermarket rant.
My turn.
People who park in the spaces for people with children, even though they've not got any children with them - having a kid at home, or knowing someone with a kid does NOT entitle you to park here.
People who park in the disabled spaces - "I'm just popping in" does not entitle you to park here, although the fact you are so retarded to think it does, might actually qualify you as "disabled"
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People who stop in the middle of the isle to have a farking chat - get back to your retirement home whore!
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People - Just fark off!
I've edited the ones that apply around here but,
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bennett_346 wrote:So more like...
I would.
a lot better, still a bit Valleys for my taste, but then who am I to be picky, from one of the better
Sun valley by the shape of her
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You Forgot one.
I own a Range Rover so i can park it in as many bays as i like or if i feel like it, the drop off or taxi area.0 -
Or hell, inside the supermarket even. That's what the big bars in the front are for, isn't it? Smaching things out of the way, like glass, pedestrians, trolleys, even walls.0
