I dont know why ...i swallowed a sh*t load of flies

special11
special11 Posts: 21
edited September 2012 in The cake stop
Took the opportunity for an early evening ride through the essex wilderness this evening, down quite quiet country lanes bounded by fields of gold (thanks sting,,) but i just lost track of the amount of flies and bugs that i ended up swallowing.... then i got to thinking that they have all come from the surrounding fields where they had been feeding on the muck that had been spread ...... i might as well have just cut out the middle man and picked up a cow turd and chomped on it all the way round!

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    There's wilderness in Essex ?!?

    Live, wriggling protein mate with a healthy dose of L casei immunitas thrown in. Don't knock it. Just think how many midges you have to swallow for a decent belly full.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • special11
    special11 Posts: 21
    of course theres wilderness....only last week there were reported sightings of a lion on the loose in st osyth...also if you get down to romford on a friday night theres a lot of game birds!!!
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    RIP, mate :/
  • Dmak
    Dmak Posts: 445
    Did you chew them first?
  • Kendal Black Drop
    Kendal Black Drop Posts: 638
    When cycling around at dusk I've been trying to get in the habit of breathing in through my nose and exhaling from my mouth.

    I did hit a bat that flew over a wall the other week. It hit the corner of my helmet and my sunglasses with some force as we were both travelling quite quickly.
  • Djd3737
    Djd3737 Posts: 82
    Same here in North Herts, grim, load of fields being turned over, driving them all out I guess.
  • Giraffoto
    Giraffoto Posts: 2,078
    Despite what you may have heard, I'm guessing you won't die
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Swallow a spider. That'll sort it. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    Swallowed something very 'minty' coming back up from Crewe on Friday... It went straight in, stuck in my throat and after a few moments hacking on the side of the road it released some minty taste... couldn't get it up, so just swigged water... nomnom!
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    If they were hovering over the road it's likely that they were "midges" and so have not had a diet of poo.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    daviesee wrote:
    Swallow a spider. That'll sort it. :wink:

    He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
    I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
    There was an Essex bloke who swallowed a bird;
    How absurd to swallow a bird.
    He swallowed the bird to catch the spider... this could go on...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    I took a mouthful of drink, and I was rolling this hard knobly thing in my mouth thinking what's that, a bit of chocolate or something? Took it out and it was a dead fly I'd been rolling round my mouth EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    willhub wrote:
    I took a mouthful of drink, and I was rolling this hard knobly thing in my mouth thinking what's that, a bit of chocolate or something? Took it out and it was a dead fly I'd been rolling round my mouth EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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    I always have to stop and check it's not one of the balls from my tongue studs before disposal. Learned the hard way after swallowing a couple of the damn things.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    whyamihere wrote:
    willhub wrote:
    I...was a dead fly I'd been rolling round my mouth
    I always have to stop and check it's not one of the balls from my tongue studs before disposal. Learned the hard way after swallowing a couple of the damn things.

    So your a rocker come punk/goth cyclist ?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    pinarello001 wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    willhub wrote:
    I...was a dead fly I'd been rolling round my mouth
    I always have to stop and check it's not one of the balls from my tongue studs before disposal. Learned the hard way after swallowing a couple of the damn things.

    So your a rocker come punk/goth cyclist ?!
    Mohawk and all.

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