Sexually Assualted This Morning

Mark Elvin
Mark Elvin Posts: 997
edited September 2012 in Commuting chat
There I was, sitting at the lights on Glocester Road waiting for them to change to green, as they went to orange I thought "that car's pretty close" when 'pinch', the young lady in the passenger seat pinch my arse & yelled "nice arse".

Made my day :D
2012 Cannondale Synapse

Comments

  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    You should have leant into her car and helped yourself to a boob grab.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • DonDaddyD wrote:
    You should have leant into her car and helped yourself to a boob grab.

    Hmm, I'll remember that one, can't see it being a problem........
    2012 Cannondale Synapse
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    She initiated physical engagement by pinching your arse. You'd only be reciprocating. At that point she can only indicate for you to carry on or say 'no'.

    Them's the rules.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game