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Breaking news: Cleat has been banged up !

pinnopinno Posts: 47,846
edited September 2012 in The bottom bracket
News is breaking that the infamous Cleat Eastwood has been banged up. According to an inside source (Yellow Peril), he did not make bail.

Speculation is rife as to what led to his arrest...
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  • nweststeynnweststeyn Posts: 1,574
    Sausages!
  • Yellow PerilYellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    I believe a key point of law involves whether a Dalmatian is capable of giving cosent.
    @JaunePeril

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  • tim_wandtim_wand Posts: 2,552
    He ll probably claim immunity from prosecution through his Ecuadorian citzenship status. Or is that Ecclesadorian.



    " Yer okay I ll get me coat"
  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
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  • izzaizza Posts: 1,561
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    I believe a key point of law involves whether a Dalmatian is capable of giving cosent.

    I wouldn't know what or even how to give cosent so I'd be buggered if I thought a dalmatian could.
  • tim_wandtim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Cornerblock wrote:
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    Claire Balding's taking it badly then?
  • Yellow PerilYellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    tim wand wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
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    Claire Balding's taking it badly then?

    Definitely. In fact you can see the exact moment at which she 'takes it'
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
    tim wand wrote:

    Claire Balding's taking it badly then?

    She always did, one of the reasons she became a les......anyway.....that's it, no more wine for me!
  • Yellow PerilYellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    super attractive les or up for it absolute munter.

    which would you choose as your cell mate?
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Redhog14Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Was this because he spoke at the Republican Convention last night? I thought that was hilarious!
    @surroundedbh
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,846
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    super attractive les or up for it absolute munter.

    which would you choose as your cell mate?

    Surely sooner or later the Les is going to be gagging for it. You could always pretend to fall asleep with yer todger painted blue hanging out of a hole in the sheet with 'Panasonic Stimulator Climax 500 re-chargeable' written up the length of it. !! Or in Cleats case, 'Pa'.

    So its the les for me.
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  • snoopsmydoggsnoopsmydogg Posts: 1,110
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    super attractive les or up for it absolute munter.

    which would you choose as your cell mate?

    Surely sooner or later the Les is going to be gagging for it. You could always pretend to fall asleep with yer todger painted blue hanging out of a hole in the sheet with 'Panasonic Stimulator Climax 500 re-chargeable' written up the length of it. !! Or in Cleats case, 'Pa'.

    So its the les for me.

    paint it and draw a few strap marks around your censored , instant strap on :D

    les for me too, at some point she would have to be wanting, either that or a bit of home brew moonshine could get things started
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,846
    Now that we have sorted out the inhouse entertainment Cleat can indulge in, anyone like to speculate as to why he is banged up?

    Was it along these lines?!

    I like 'em big
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  • Yellow PerilYellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Difficult to say but I would speculate the charge included the words "munter" and "gross tonnage"
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • tim_wandtim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Now then are you sure you mean "Banged up" and not Knocked up and he hasn't agreed to be the surrogate to Claire Balding and Alice Arnold in some bizarre sexual trade.

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  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,846
    On a recent visit by an anonymous well-wisher (nosy [email protected] more like), apparently, Cleat is in Munter heaven in cell block H.

    He hasn't worked out what the 'H' is for yet.
    Also, Claire Balding is on a charge of stalking Cleat ! Now work that one out.
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