I think we need a thread on what to do when hit by a girl

gtvlusso

The best tactic is to duck, not be hit, then frail like 'Robbie the robot' and try to avoid the flying crockery....

However, if you are hit by a girl.....you may feel ashamed, violated and need support; this thread is for you.

peat

Make sure you thump them first so that their strike can be explained as retaliation.

estampida

well they have stepped over the personal space boundaries

so slap them back

if they are hot give them a damn good shagging that'll sort them right out......... :roll:

spasypaddy

refuse to say the secret safe word for a bit longer

jds_1981

Ah, I thought this thread was "what to do if you hit like a girl". No solutions for me then.

CiB

Needs guidelines & context. Hit by a girl shot from a cannon in a human cannonball show? Hit by a girl that you're still troubling in a discotheque despite repeated exhortions for you to leg it sunshine? Hit by a girl not looking as she swings her car out of the local mums-n-tots knitting washing & ironing appreciation circle? That's where they all go isn't it, of a morning?

I've been hit by one once, at school. No idea what I'd done or why she hit me. She just did. Thanks Donna.

rick_chasey

time I think for some Ryan Gossling - hero feminist, before this descends into some horrible misogynist madness.

This one on marriage.

veronese68

I once witnessed a prime example of what not to do if you act like a tool and a girl throws her drink over you. Do not under any circumstance throw your pint over said girl and shout "come on then do you want a fight!"
A couple of us had to point out to said yoof that now the whole pub knew he was a twunt as he'd attracted attention to the situation and if he carried on we would happily deal with him ourselves.
Thankfully he saw fit to keep his mouth shut and leave, strangely without any female company.

rjsterry

Veronese68 wrote:

I once witnessed a prime example of what not to do if you act like a tool and a girl throws her drink over you. Do not under any circumstance throw your pint over said girl and shout "come on then do you want a fight!"(sic)
A couple of us had to point out to said yoof that now the whole pub knew he was a twunt as he'd attracted attention to the situation and if he carried on we would happily deal with him ourselves.
Thankfully he saw fit to keep his mouth shut and leave, strangely without any female company.

What an idiot! Couldn't even punctuate his aggressive outbursts properly.

I assume of course that you are reporting his outburst verbatim.


IGMC

clarkey cat

He should have calmly wiped the drink from his eyes. Smiled. Walked over to her boyfriend and knocked him out.

bails87

Why? The BF probably has to put up with that all the time, he needs sympathy!

clarkey cat

Rick Chasey wrote:

time I think for some Ryan Gossling - hero feminist, before this descends into some horrible misogynist madness.

This one on marriage.

This almost reminds me of DDD's "Girls-In..." crusading.

msmancunia

clarkey cat wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

time I think for some Ryan Gossling - hero feminist, before this descends into some horrible misogynist madness.

This one on marriage.

This almost reminds me of DDD's "Girls-In..." crusading.

Speaking of aforementioned crusading... if any of you want to see what it's like being hit by a girl I can always oblige *puts hands on hips and scowls*

UndercoverElephant

Orderly queue, chaps. No cutting in, Greg!

mudcow007

msmancunia wrote:

Speaking of aforementioned crusading... if any of you want to see what it's like being hit by a girl I can always oblige *puts hands on hips and scowls*

is this like foxy boxing?

oh oh oh pick me

to refer to the original question, i was always told to punch the boob, its supposedly a girls kryptonite

msmancunia

mudcow007 wrote:

msmancunia wrote:

Speaking of aforementioned crusading... if any of you want to see what it's like being hit by a girl I can always oblige *puts hands on hips and scowls*

is this like foxy boxing?

oh oh oh pick me

to refer to the original question, i was always told to punch the boob, its supposedly a girls kryptonite

Well maybe, if you have them. I'm hardly Dolly Parton. And yeah yeah, pics or it didn't happen *channelling DDD*

gtvlusso

mudcow007 wrote:

msmancunia wrote:

Speaking of aforementioned crusading... if any of you want to see what it's like being hit by a girl I can always oblige *puts hands on hips and scowls*

is this like foxy boxing?

oh oh oh pick me

to refer to the original question, i was always told to punch the boob, its supposedly a girls kryptonite

'Fancy a punch in't t*ts love....?'



Is this the same as fending of a grizzly bear attack by kicking the bear in the nuts?

clarkey cat

has this descended into some reverse Red-Room with msmancunia dolling out corporal 'punishment' on commuters dressed up in nappies?






Err, no. Just me then.

UndercoverElephant

clarkey cat wrote:

has this descended into some reverse Red-Room with msmancunia dolling out corporal 'punishment' on commuters dressed up in nappies?






Err, no. Just me then.

Are you really wearing a nappy? Actually, no, don't answer that.

bails87

Shall I get the bacon?

joenobody

gtvlusso wrote:

'Fancy a punch in't t*ts love....?'

Ah, Sid the Sexist. Got to love his words of wisdom. I always have a little chuckle to myself when I recall one of his chatup lines - "Do you like fruit? Suck on my c0ck, it's a peach!" 8) :shock: I feel I must point out that I haven't tested how successful this line would be.

gtvlusso

JoeNobody wrote:

gtvlusso wrote:

'Fancy a punch in't t*ts love....?'

Ah, Sid the Sexist. Got to love his words of wisdom. I always have a little chuckle to myself when I recall one of his chatup lines - "Do you like fruit? Suck on my c0ck, it's a peach!" 8) :shock: I feel I must point out that I haven't tested how successful this line would be.

Not been hit by a girl then......!

joenobody

gtvlusso wrote:

Not been hit by a girl then......!

I've been slapped by one or two, does that count? I was an open-hand slap rather than a punch...

Kieran_Burns

UndercoverElephant wrote:

clarkey cat wrote:

has this descended into some reverse Red-Room with msmancunia dolling out corporal 'punishment' on commuters dressed up in nappies?






Err, no. Just me then.

Are you really wearing a nappy? Actually, no, don't answer that.

Why would you even ask this question? :shock:

msmancunia

JoeNobody wrote:

gtvlusso wrote:

Not been hit by a girl then......!

I've been slapped by one or two, does that count? I was an open-hand slap rather than a punch...

Um, I think we may have possibly met before??

joenobody

msmancunia wrote:

Um, I think we may have possibly met before??

Are you, or have you been, a slapper then?

First.Aspect

Alternatively give the Honda a good kicking.

Honda

Greg T

Now then . .

Context is everything, a resounding strike across the back of the head with a cast iron skillet is probably not in the same league as nicely weighted open handed slap across tense straining buttocks offering encouragement - note - "probably" I do not judge in this space...

I'd suggest bravado -"Ha, you slap like my Mum"

Having thought about it - that is almost definitely what you do NOT want to say after being "encouraged" as per my previous comment.

bushu

..so this is not a request thread :?



either way i'd like a beating from a girl, where can i put my name down :roll:

msmancunia

JoeNobody wrote:

msmancunia wrote:

Um, I think we may have possibly met before??

Are you, or have you been, a slapper then?

Damn, can't think of a smart-@rse comeback to that one! :evil:

But no, not one of *those* kind of slappers...

joenobody

msmancunia wrote:

Damn, can't think of a smart-@rse comeback to that one! :evil:

Wow, normally I'm the one in that position 8)