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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    You have a fat ar5e.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Or a tiny waist?
    probably a tiny waist.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Wow, you just made me feel very old.

    Older than you! And I stand by wot cat haz sayd!
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    edited August 2012
    In plain English...pleats are your friends :)


    Or Jacamo.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Or a tiny waist?
    probably a tiny waist.
    L O L A Lola.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    sandy hill wrote:
    In plain English...pleats are your friends :)

    The Eighties just called. They've asked for their fashion sense back.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    sandy hill wrote:
    In plain English...pleats are your friends :)


    Or Jacamo.
    I don't understand. I need trousers with big thighs? I kind of knew that. You must be trying to impart some knowledge, but I'm damned if I know what it is.
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  • esspeebee
    esspeebee Posts: 174
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    sandy hill wrote:
    In plain English...pleats are your friends :)


    Or Jacamo.
    I don't understand. I need trousers with big thighs? I kind of knew that. You must be trying to impart some knowledge, but I'm damned if I know what it is.
    Basically, pleats in the front of your trousers (as in classic English suit trousers, but missing from a lot of more 'modern' cuts) will allow the thigh area to expand as your legs bend, without needing an absurdly large waistband or billowing out when you stand straight. Flat fronted trousers, as you often see these days, are likely to fit (or nearly fit) when you're standing absolutely straight, but then tighten as soon as you sit down or lift a leg up. This is what pleats fix, if you can find trousers that follow common sense and actually fitting normal people rather than someone's idea of fashion.

    tl;dr old fashioned suit trousers might fit better than jeans. Good luck.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Oh, ok. So no combats then. I need old timey manly trousers. Gotcha.
    I even have braces. I like braces.
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Damn, that look is strooong! :lol:
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  • jairaj
    jairaj Posts: 3,009
    No no no ! Don't listen to VWSurfbum. That guy on the bike is SSOOOO out of fashion! I mean everyone knows big wheels are the new cool thing to have.

    You're going to look like a right d1ck with wheels that small!

    :lol:
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Eh.
    They're 29er wheels, the bloke's just massive.
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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Told ya they were clown bikes.

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