Vuelta Stage 5 *Spoiler*

frenchfighter
frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
edited August 2012 in Pro race
You have to love the podium girls in the Vuelta
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  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    Any Froome lover want an avatar?

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  • knedlicky
    knedlicky Posts: 3,097
    cyclists.jpg
    I don’t believe the podium girls get as good tanlines as that, but these girls don’t appear to have white hands or feet either, which would make them cyclists. So what have they been up, before dancing on the table?

    Here’s a guide:

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  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249
    Oh man, I'd always fancied giving water skiing a go. Not now!
  • ilm_zero7
    ilm_zero7 Posts: 2,213
    deadcalm: in your friday night outfit , it will look just the same :)
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  • ilm_zero7
    ilm_zero7 Posts: 2,213
    Chacon is a local boy one presumes - so keen to put on a good show, when there is little threat or will to chase him down.
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  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    If he keeps this up he's gonna create quite a gap.......
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    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    First hour of racing: 30.7km/h. 11'55" gap for one rider at 41km.

    Apparently.
  • graeme_s-2
    graeme_s-2 Posts: 3,382
    I've quite enjoyed watching the occasional crit, and I quite like flat sprint stages, but for some reason I can't get excited about this at all. The idea of having a GT stage as a circuit race just seems weird.
  • First hour of racing: 30.7km/h. 11'55" gap for one rider at 41km.

    Apparently.

    I averaged more than that on my commue through Glasgow this morning!

    Is somebody trying to neutralise it a la the 2009 Giro?
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    First hour of racing: 30.7km/h. 11'55" gap for one rider at 41km.

    Apparently.

    I averaged more than that on my commue through Glasgow this morning!

    Is somebody trying to neutralise it a la the 2009 Giro?
    An exciting TdF beats an exciting Vuelta.
    But an exciting Vuelta beats a dull TdF.
    Exciting Tour of Poland or dull TdF?
    Dull Eneco Tour or exciting Rick's Club Run?
    Choices choices


    Well.... My club runs are fas.....
  • I think my skillful save of a backwheel slide on the right hander under the railway onto Clyde Street was replay worthy.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,436
    Today’s the day for a siesta and if you need to wash you hair, do it today
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  • knedlicky wrote:
    cyclists.jpg
    I don’t believe the podium girls get as good tanlines as that, but these girls don’t appear to have white hands or feet either, which would make them cyclists. So what have they been up, before dancing on the table?

    Here’s a guide:

    [im]http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8446/7837437512_7678fd6863.jpg[/img]

    For ‘computer programming’, also read ‘bikeradar foruming’

    Both brunettes' legs fade down to, not white, because they just aren't and could never, but to a tone much paler than that above. So we can conclude that, while cyclists, they're not anal-retentive about sock height. Which, I'd say, coheres with them - well, the one hand of the one girl about which we can even have this discussion - not wearing or not always wearing gloves. The middle girl and the blonde also appear to have cyclist-typical tan lines on their right and left arms, respectively; each girl's opposite arm is at such an angle, and the picture quality so low, that no conclusions can be drawn about that arm. :)
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  • calvjones
    calvjones Posts: 3,850
    knedlicky wrote:
    cyclists.jpg
    I don’t believe the podium girls get as good tanlines as that, but these girls don’t appear to have white hands or feet either, which would make them cyclists. So what have they been up, before dancing on the table?

    Here’s a guide:

    [im]http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8446/7837437512_7678fd6863.jpg[/img]

    For ‘computer programming’, also read ‘bikeradar foruming’

    Both brunettes' legs fade down to, not white, because they just aren't and could never, but to a tone much paler than that above. So we can conclude that, while cyclists, they're not anal-retentive about sock height. Which, I'd say, coheres with them - well, the one hand of the one girl about which we can even have this discussion - not wearing or not always wearing gloves. The middle girl and the blonde also appear to have cyclist-typical tan lines on their right and left arms, respectively; each girl's opposite arm is at such an angle, and the picture quality so low, that no conclusions can be drawn about that arm. :)

    Does anyone else think Outsider art by Loan may have inadvertently joined the wrong forum :P ?
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  • Tom BB
    Tom BB Posts: 1,001
    I don't think that I've ever seen a rider riding as slowly as Chacon in a GT :shock: The bunch are having to seriously slow down to not catch him!
  • Jez mon
    Jez mon Posts: 3,809
    Now this is more like it, a nice proper week one GT stage, much better than yesterdays snorefest.
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  • luckao
    luckao Posts: 632
    How have the fans resisted the urge to pop home for a siesta.
  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    I nearly posted when Frenchie started this thread that the podium girl pictures might be the most interesting thing about the thread.
    "I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)
  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    The Vuelta had treated us so kindly until today. :cry:

    You need these stages to make you appreciate the good ones.
    "I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    This is what the Vuelta is all about. Those long, hazy, dog days of summer.
  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    afx237vi wrote:
    This is what the Vuelta is all about. Those long, hazy, dog days of summer.

    Summer? M and S has Xmas cards on sale i'll have you know...
  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    afx237vi wrote:
    This is what the Vuelta is all about. Those long, hazy, dog days of summer.

    Summer? M and S has Xmas cards on sale i'll have you know...

    Don't buy them, they're not mine.
    "I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    Degenkolb almost messes it up after a great lead-out, but wins ahead of Bennati.
  • smithy21
    smithy21 Posts: 2,204
    Was that Swift who appeared to just sit up and leave them to it?
  • luckao
    luckao Posts: 632
    Yep. Looked like he got boxed in a bit.

    Absolutely rubbish stage. No repeats of that, please.
  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    What are you guys expecting? Sprint stages have their place.

    Shame Bennati didn't get that win. Would have made his year.

    These days seem an age ago:

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