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I agreed to play bicycles

MissBint37MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
edited August 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Oh lordy, I have just agreed to dust off the five next Friday!

Against the physio's advice who said I am 'not really' fit to go on a ride. Its been 8 months mr physio, 8 months!

I am going to die aren't I?!

p.s. Have you missed me? :lol:
Ride it like you stole it!

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  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
    yes and yes.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Only if you let gazlar sneak up on you, and who the fark are you?

    Also, 8 months? what did you do? I broke my leg and had my entire knee rebuilt and was back on the bike in 6 months, MTFU !
  • MissBint37MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    My hip joints are fecked.
    They are really worn for someone of my age, also have bursitis in the joint which is showing no signs of alleviating itself despite my efforts and the gym, and physio says that the 'vibrations' from riding on rough trails could make it worse.

    He said I could become a roadie :o
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37 wrote:
    My hip joints are fecked.
    They are really worn for someone of my age, also have bursitis in the joint which is showing no signs of alleviating itself despite my efforts and the gym, and physio says that the 'vibrations' from riding on rough trails could make it worse.

    He said I could become a roadie :o

    tbf, that sounds pretty horrible and I'd listen.

    Also, I hope you kicked fcuk out of him for suggesting such an obscene thing. He clearly should be struck-off!
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,601
    Can't they give you nice new titanium ones?
    Or steel singlespeed ones if you have a beard.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • MissBint37MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    I agreed to an 'easy ride' but I can see it going terribly wrong!
    Yeh I was like woah seriously, me, road biking, the world is not ready to see my behind in lycra!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    cooldad wrote:
    Can't they give you nice new titanium ones?
    Or steel singlespeed ones if you have a beard.

    They probably will, in a few years, but you don't have the range of movement with a prosthetic hip so I wouldn't be able to climb any more :(
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,601
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I agreed to an 'easy ride' but I can see it going terribly wrong!
    Yeh I was like woah seriously, me, road biking, the world is not ready to see my behind in lycra!
    POIDH
    Or so we can make our own minds up, anyway.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

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  • MissBint37 wrote:
    I agreed to an 'easy ride' but I can see it going terribly wrong!
    Yeh I was like woah seriously, me, road biking, the world is not ready to see my behind in lycra!

    I think gazlar just exploded
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,601
    Only if she's the size of a bus.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • foxc_ukfoxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    cooldad wrote:
    Only if she's the size of a bus.

    She isn't, she's the size of a very small thing...


    Go easy Missy!
    Won't send any Peaks ride invitations your way then. First one in ages on Saturday and I thought my teeth were going to shake out of my head.
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,601
    foxc_uk wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Only if she's the size of a bus.

    She isn't, she's the size of a very small thing...
    That was a statement on Gaz's perversities, not a question.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    cooldad wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Only if she's the size of a bus.

    She isn't, she's the size of a very small thing...
    That was a statement on Gaz's perversities, not a question.

    Right let's get a few of these things straight.....people don't leery me sneak up on them, I have skills, I'm probably touching your hair right now yes, you, can you feel it...no...good, I'm like the SAS I can slip in and out unnoticed.

    And I don't exclusively like big rough women, I'm just not put off by them, but I like more slender women too, don't want the ladies on here to feel that they are beneath me. In many ways I prefer a smaller woman because with driving a saloon car it means I can save much of the sawing for the comfort of my own home
    .
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Sounds like your physio just wants to see you in lycra.
    But, I'd listen to the advice.

    In other news - welcome back!
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    MissBint37 wrote:

    He said I could become a roadie :o

    I dont think you'd suit stonewash jeans, a black metallica t shirt a beer belly and a greasy ginger beard, and I doubt you could lug amps about with your dodgy hips
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Gazlar wrote:
    I doubt you could lug amps about with your dodgy hips
    I dunno, they look pretty lightweight.
    b5bike.jpg
  • MissBint37MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Thank you all for your concern...

    And thank you FoxC for sticking up for the size of my behind :lol:
    Not sure where we are going but I am at the mercy of the potter eek! Will likely be the Derbyshire Dales but we may adventure over the border of the Peak District :)
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    I survived!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I survived!

    that is always good news.

    however, dont we take the piss out of orange 5's any more?
  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I survived!

    Note to self: Remove Doris C from Crudders 2012 "Death Pool"....
  • MissBint37MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Ha, you all have no faith in me!

    I am a tad rust-eh on the old riding skills ;)

    But after almost a year off the bike I did OK, I just need to get my confidence back a bit, stuff I used to find easy was challenging. But, it was good to have another go, I have the consent of the physio to go as long as I promise to do my exercises and make an effort to maintain certain posture when riding so its all good....for now :)
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • snotty badgersnotty badger Posts: 1,593
    Gazlar wrote:
    I can slip in and out unnoticed.
    .

    Rohypnol?
    08 Pitch Pro
    14 Kona Unit
    Kona Kula SS
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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Gazlar wrote:
    I can slip in and out unnoticed.
    .

    Rohypnol?
    No, just worthlessly endowed. Trust me. And his wife. We had a threesome once, I kept thinking he was trying to inject heroin in my a55hole. Just a tiny censored , I thought it was a hypodermic.
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