I agreed to play bicycles

MissBint37

Oh lordy, I have just agreed to dust off the five next Friday!

Against the physio's advice who said I am 'not really' fit to go on a ride. Its been 8 months mr physio, 8 months!

I am going to die aren't I?!

p.s. Have you missed me?

nicklouse

yes and yes.

Cat With No Tail

Only if you let gazlar sneak up on you, and who the fark are you?

Also, 8 months? what did you do? I broke my leg and had my entire knee rebuilt and was back on the bike in 6 months, MTFU !

MissBint37

My hip joints are fecked.
They are really worn for someone of my age, also have bursitis in the joint which is showing no signs of alleviating itself despite my efforts and the gym, and physio says that the 'vibrations' from riding on rough trails could make it worse.

He said I could become a roadie

Cat With No Tail

MissBint37 wrote:

My hip joints are fecked.
They are really worn for someone of my age, also have bursitis in the joint which is showing no signs of alleviating itself despite my efforts and the gym, and physio says that the 'vibrations' from riding on rough trails could make it worse.

He said I could become a roadie

tbf, that sounds pretty horrible and I'd listen.

Also, I hope you kicked fcuk out of him for suggesting such an obscene thing. He clearly should be struck-off!

cooldad

Can't they give you nice new titanium ones?
Or steel singlespeed ones if you have a beard.

MissBint37

I agreed to an 'easy ride' but I can see it going terribly wrong!
Yeh I was like woah seriously, me, road biking, the world is not ready to see my behind in lycra!

MissBint37

cooldad wrote:

Can't they give you nice new titanium ones?
Or steel singlespeed ones if you have a beard.

They probably will, in a few years, but you don't have the range of movement with a prosthetic hip so I wouldn't be able to climb any more

cooldad

MissBint37 wrote:

I agreed to an 'easy ride' but I can see it going terribly wrong!
Yeh I was like woah seriously, me, road biking, the world is not ready to see my behind in lycra!

POIDH
Or so we can make our own minds up, anyway.

Cat With No Tail

MissBint37 wrote:

I agreed to an 'easy ride' but I can see it going terribly wrong!
Yeh I was like woah seriously, me, road biking, the world is not ready to see my behind in lycra!

I think gazlar just exploded

cooldad

Only if she's the size of a bus.

foxc_uk

cooldad wrote:

Only if she's the size of a bus.

She isn't, she's the size of a very small thing...


Go easy Missy!
Won't send any Peaks ride invitations your way then. First one in ages on Saturday and I thought my teeth were going to shake out of my head.

cooldad

foxc_uk wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Only if she's the size of a bus.

She isn't, she's the size of a very small thing...

That was a statement on Gaz's perversities, not a question.

Gazlar

cooldad wrote:

foxc_uk wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Only if she's the size of a bus.

She isn't, she's the size of a very small thing...

That was a statement on Gaz's perversities, not a question.

Right let's get a few of these things straight.....people don't leery me sneak up on them, I have skills, I'm probably touching your hair right now yes, you, can you feel it...no...good, I'm like the SAS I can slip in and out unnoticed.

And I don't exclusively like big rough women, I'm just not put off by them, but I like more slender women too, don't want the ladies on here to feel that they are beneath me. In many ways I prefer a smaller woman because with driving a saloon car it means I can save much of the sawing for the comfort of my own home
.

YeehaaMcgee

Sounds like your physio just wants to see you in lycra.
But, I'd listen to the advice.

In other news - welcome back!

Gazlar

MissBint37 wrote:

He said I could become a roadie

I dont think you'd suit stonewash jeans, a black metallica t shirt a beer belly and a greasy ginger beard, and I doubt you could lug amps about with your dodgy hips

YeehaaMcgee

Gazlar wrote:

I doubt you could lug amps about with your dodgy hips

I dunno, they look pretty lightweight.

MissBint37

Thank you all for your concern...

And thank you FoxC for sticking up for the size of my behind
Not sure where we are going but I am at the mercy of the potter eek! Will likely be the Derbyshire Dales but we may adventure over the border of the Peak District

MissBint37

I survived!

sheepsteeth

MissBint37 wrote:

I survived!

that is always good news.

however, dont we take the piss out of orange 5's any more?

Raymondavalon

MissBint37 wrote:

I survived!

Note to self: Remove Doris C from Crudders 2012 "Death Pool"....

MissBint37

Ha, you all have no faith in me!

I am a tad rust-eh on the old riding skills

But after almost a year off the bike I did OK, I just need to get my confidence back a bit, stuff I used to find easy was challenging. But, it was good to have another go, I have the consent of the physio to go as long as I promise to do my exercises and make an effort to maintain certain posture when riding so its all good....for now

snotty badger

Gazlar wrote:

I can slip in and out unnoticed.
.

Rohypnol?

YeehaaMcgee

snotty badger wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

I can slip in and out unnoticed.
.

Rohypnol?

No, just worthlessly endowed. Trust me. And his wife. We had a threesome once, I kept thinking he was trying to inject heroin in my a55hole. Just a tiny censored , I thought it was a hypodermic.