VDB, Rumsas, Hamilton take note
disgruntledgoat
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... http://inrng.tumblr.com/post/29472905178/itsrainingepo
This is how you try and get off a doping bust.
This is how you try and get off a doping bust.
"In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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Best. Excuse. Ever.0
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LOLContador is the Greatest0
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PMSL, I would have let her off just for the creativity required to think that up.0
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Bet Contador wishes he'd come up with that, no doubt the UCI would have bought it at least."I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)0
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What was the excuse? For those for whom that site is banned at work...0
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Following a positive test for EPO after a half-marathon, she claimed heavy rainfall on the day of race had caused water to stream over hidden medical waste somewhere near the course. As she ran, the EPO-laced rainwater splashed onto her shorts, thus contaminating her urine when she later provided a sample at the doping control."In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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Even better than Gasquet claiming his positive for cocaine was picked up from a girl he snogged in a nightclub.0
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Almost as good as Bertis steak lol0
