Ladies, why the flying flock do you let us near you?

SimonAH
SimonAH Posts: 3,730
edited August 2012 in Commuting chat
The chief financial officer has spent the last month as a farting, burping hormonal mad bitch, and now her legs are going too. She spends most of the evenings looking green and spending much quality time in the bathroom.

This is not a new thing. Exactly the same eight years ago with No1 Girl.

Why oh why oh why do it to yourselves? We'd be more than happy with a soapytitwank and it would be far cheaper for all involved.
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  • mattcroad
    mattcroad Posts: 189
    I think you may need to plan ahead, this thread may be useful.

    viewtopic.php?f=40012&t=12871588

    congrats btw
    There is a rule for that
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Edit. This was posted in a rather Laphroiag'd condition. I'm amazed I didn't name a receptionist.

    Still fairly hammered so will step away from the iPhone.
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    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Congratulations!

    I think? :wink:

    I'm having a Glenlivet in celebration anyway.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • the_fuggler
    the_fuggler Posts: 1,228
    I'll drink to that!
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  • alansd1980
    alansd1980 Posts: 201
    I know exactly what you mean, my first was born on tuesday and apart from carrying round a 10 pound baby and having to medicate herself to the eyeballs , the wife had to be sliced open cause the little bugger was transverse and is now not able to do anything much for herself because of the pain from the scar... other than that she is doing great!!
    Congrats, when I get a chance I am going to be raising a nice 18 yo talisker!
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    Simon,

    If you are going to have a tipple then laphroaig is a very good choice. However, may I refer you to my post of 26th March 2011.

    Under the circumstances I think we can forgive and offer congratulations......
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  • the_fuggler
    the_fuggler Posts: 1,228
    alansd1980 wrote:
    I know exactly what you mean, my first was born on tuesday and apart from carrying round a 10 pound baby and having to medicate herself to the eyeballs , the wife had to be sliced open cause the little bugger was transverse and is now not able to do anything much for herself because of the pain from the scar... other than that she is doing great!!
    Congrats, when I get a chance I am going to be raising a nice 18 yo talisker!

    I'll drink to that too! Congratulations!
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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    It's a bit early for drinking, so i'll raise my cup of tea!!

    Congrats to both.
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  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    Congrats for all the obvious reasons, but also for reintroducing me to the word "soapytitwank", which I haven't heard since school.

    Chin chin and cheers all round!
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    congrats dude
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,340
    Didn't you announce this through the Man Cave thread a couple of weeks back? Congratulations again, anyway.
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  • londonlivvy
    londonlivvy Posts: 644
    Congrats Simon. I will confess to having had the same thoughts on occasion. Brewing offspring is considerably less fun than Hollywood made it out to be. The outcome is (allegedly) worth it, however. Or so you dads tell me. (so don't go changing your stories now)
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    londonlivvy wrote:
    . Or so you dads tell me. (so don't go changing your stories now)

    I read that as "Or so your dad tells me". I thought it was the female equivalent of the "your mum" insult! :lol:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    SimonAH wrote:
    We'd be more than happy with a soapytitwank.

    Yeah, right, you lying git :lol:


    Congrats
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,340
    BTW, may I recommend these for Mrs AH (for the inaccurately named morning sickness)

    HB082744_R_H200W000.gif

    From Holland & Barrett or other healthfood type places. Mrs RJS swore by them.
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  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    congratulations.

    but for the record women dont let me near them :(
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    I'm so glad I've decided not to have kids, saves so much hastle.
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