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Majski
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The mrs has her arm in a cast from the alps last week so i'm having to do all the cooking etc. Then in some act of spastication I actually tripped up the stairs yesterday and....... broke my arm :x
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which one?"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
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right, both of us
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Are they opposite arms? [EDIT: Ah] If so, you can do the domestic stuff together, one-armed.
Imagine the hilarious capers. Be careful when cutting vegetables though....0 -
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
Don't let the fashion forum see that shirt.Advocate of disc brakes.0
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Andy's not been around much recently!homers double wrote:Don't let the fashion forum see that shirt.0 -
You've made my day! (Sorry)
Looks like she's broken her forearm, you've broken your elbow? Fail. I'd rather break my forearm I think (having done that once).It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Yeah i've broken my funnybone. The shirt maybe gash but it's a nice light northface one and is suuuuper comfortable! Though this comes from someone who still wears iron maiden t-shirts so I have nothing to say0
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Majski wrote:tripped up the stairs
yeh, right, 'course you did.
c'mon big fella, you can admit it, it dosent make you any less of a man.
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Twisted it trying to find his obvious.I don't do smileys.
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If you sit on your left hand, it'll feel like she's washing up and if you sit on hers it'll feel like you are washing up.
However, I fail to see how things are bad for you? Takeaway wrappers don't need any washing up and she's still more than able to nosh you off, if anything if she's steadying the shaft with her good hand she won't be able to grab something to spit it into, so for you my friend, this means she either swallows or snowballs......Russian roulette with blubber bullets
If anything your life just got a million percent better
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but it does mean I cant ride my bike!0
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Couple of reads for you
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=broken%20arm
http://www.sexinfo101.com/forum/broken-arm may be worth signing up..0 -
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I'm concerned that you have the chance of cripple sex and all you are worried about not being able to pop endos in the car park, this is the Crudcatcher, nobody actually rides a bike here, well apart from those who watched the lympics and thought it would be cool to copy that Wiggins bloke with the daft sideburns.
Make the most of it, you can get proper freaky whilst incapacitated0 -
Gazlar wrote:If you sit on your left hand, it'll feel like she's washing up and if you sit on hers it'll feel like you are washing up.
However, I fail to see how things are bad for you? Takeaway wrappers don't need any washing up and she's still more than able to nosh you off, if anything if she's steadying the shaft with her good hand she won't be able to grab something to spit it into, so for you my friend, this means she either swallows or snowballs......Russian roulette with blubber bullets
If anything your life just got a million percent better
Fact
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BigJimmyB wrote:Gazlar wrote:If you sit on your left hand, it'll feel like she's washing up and if you sit on hers it'll feel like you are washing up.
However, I fail to see how things are bad for you? Takeaway wrappers don't need any washing up and she's still more than able to nosh you off, if anything if she's steadying the shaft with her good hand she won't be able to grab something to spit it into, so for you my friend, this means she either swallows or snowballs......Russian roulette with blubber bullets
If anything your life just got a million percent better
Fact
Tea all over monitor - thanks
Well at least we know, if you ever play that kind of Russian roulette with bigjimmyb, remember he is a spitter 0 -
atleast you only have one broken arm each. wiping ones bottom can be awkward with 2 of the broken bastards
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Sounds unfortunate!
My mate also had a massive fail two weeks ago. Riding on the road on the way up to mines to go mtbing and he stops paying attention for a while (wtf!). When he looks up there is a parked car a little closer that he'd anticipated, slams the brakes, goes over the bars. Which results in a fractured shoulder, 6 weeks no riding with his two week holiday starting today.0
