Olympic jokes...

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,442
edited August 2012 in The bottom bracket
In the sailing yesterday, team GB took Gold, Spain took Silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Portsmouth.

Any more out there?
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • Rigga
    Rigga Posts: 939
    Just been watching the ladies beach volley ball and there has already been a bad wrist injury, I should be ok by the morning though.
  • oldhairylegs
    oldhairylegs Posts: 220
    The Somali team have been thrown out after doing the sailing and shooting in the same event....
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Greece got 3 golds but because of their debt they had to hand them over to the Germans.
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  • john-e-big-guns
    john-e-big-guns Posts: 489
    The Irish Fencing team have been thrown out of the tournament for using a banned substance.."CREASOTE"
    No Pain; No Gain;

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  • Rigga
    Rigga Posts: 939
    john-e-big-guns wrote:
    The Irish Fencing team have been thrown out of the tournament for using a banned substance.."CREASOTE"

    Lol very good!
  • nicky_7751
    nicky_7751 Posts: 50
    Sending the Brazilian Olympic hurdlers good luck. Last time a Brazilian jumped over a barrier in London the Metropolitan Police shot him.
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,552
    After ten days of competition, Romania have taken Gold, Silver, Bronze, Lead Copper and anything else they can get their hands on
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  • nicky_7751
    nicky_7751 Posts: 50
    laurentian wrote:
    After ten days of competition, Romania have taken Gold, Silver, Bronze, Lead Copper and anything else they can get their hands on
    :lol:
  • lucan
    lucan Posts: 339
    A couple of weeks ago I knew nothing about the Olympics, now I can't wait for next year's.
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  • lucan
    lucan Posts: 339
    I think it's a great idea by the Royal Mail painting all Olympic champions local post boxes Gold....

    I've always dreamed of depositing something into Jessica Ennis' box...
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  • lucan
    lucan Posts: 339
    This morning, I've been watching the female athletes on the TV.

    Unfortunately, I now have a bad case of Ennis Elbow.
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  • lucan
    lucan Posts: 339
    I really enjoyed the Olympics opening ceremony, especially how it told the history of Great Britain.

    My favourite bit was the parade with all the different countries we've conquered.
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  • neddie
    neddie Posts: 101
    A lorry has arrived in London loaded with barbed wire and wooden posts. Turns out its the Irish Olympic fencing team.
    Boardman Comp.

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