The cycle show utter crap

sigorman85

The cycle show what utter crap! Any one else think this

euans2

It's deffo not the best

cooldad

Gave the third episode a chance, gave up half way through. An Aston Martin bike that massages your 'roids and does auto urine tests or something (I wasn't really concentrating at that point).

allthegearnoidea

hahah! i missed this weeks, but after last weeks efforst i wasnt holding out much hope!! the one with the mtb coverage in and even that was pretty dire! one point at 'opening up the floor for questions' during the chat with the singery type person and getting one question before cutting away! that and in the 30 mins of show, a good 5 minutes are of the trailers for the show and crc, and the 5 minute advert brakes!!!
it had a lot of potential but seems to have failed quite well, quite early on!!

YeehaaMcgee

At least their guest this week had a little charisma.

benpinnick

Well, Ive not seen it, but Anna Glowinski is in it so I will probably force myself to watch it. She's not only fit, but also knows how to shred. Not that Im shallow or anything...

chazkayak

She was onn the row behind me on the Mega Amatures race the other week, I almost snapped me neck turning round to gawp at her!!!!! She over took me very quickly!!!!!

I only wanted to see the show cause of the Mega, gutted to find out id missed it and cant watch it on Iplayer cause im in Germany.........not that bothered now reading the above posts!!!

Tim.s

Heh, didn't bother watching it this week.

Gary Fisher was pretty cool in the first one then it went downhill for me. I watched last week for the article on The Mega and it was pants "get a fat front tyre and a dropper post" Err yeah thanks for that.

Trying to do too much in half an hour i think.

chazkayak

Double glad I didnt bother then. Already had a dropper and fatter tyres, but went for xctry bike with 2.35's. not that any wants to know that!!!

Was there any good footage of the start line?

YeehaaMcgee

Tim.s wrote:

Gary Fisher was pretty cool in the first one

No he wasn't.
The guy's an undoubted mountain biking legend, but he's still a total bellend. He's far too Californian.

Tim.s

chazkayak wrote:

Was there any good footage of the start line?

Not really, nothing you couldn't watch on Youtube. The whole article was probably less than 5 minutes long.

Tim.s

Yeah but he's so uncool he's cool. And he did rollerpallozzerdodah(?) in a suit.

YeehaaMcgee

Tim.s wrote:

Yeah but he's so uncool he's cool.

No, he's so uncool he's a total spazwangle.

Tim.s

Gary Fisher's coolness (or lack of) is far too big of a subject for any of us.

YeehaaMcgee

Lack of. Definitely Lack of.

waby1234

It sounds like the Gadget Show, but for bikes, and worse.

cooldad

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Tim.s wrote:

Yeah but he's so uncool he's cool.

No, he's so uncool he's a total spazwangle.

If they wanted cool they should have had me, or failing that, this guy:
Then

Now


Interview with Retrobike after release of Klunkerz

No bullshit.

foy

gary fisher is one of the worlds biggest bores and he talks utter shite every time he opens his trap!

Myster101

Just about to watch the first show now, by the look of these posts think I'll be on the forward button for most of it.

sigorman85

Best bit was that bloke telling you what to do when u get a flat tyre .... For starters he knew where the tacs were so he was prepared for it and then he said don't turn at speed with a flat on the front lol idiot!

Myster101

sigorman85 wrote:

Best bit was that bloke telling you what to do when u get a flat tyre .... For starters he knew where the tacs were so he was prepared for it and then he said don't turn at speed with a flat on the front lol idiot!

Just watched that bit, trying to figure out why they put it in the program!

seanorawe

Myster101 wrote:

sigorman85 wrote:

Best bit was that bloke telling you what to do when u get a flat tyre .... For starters he knew where the tacs were so he was prepared for it and then he said don't turn at speed with a flat on the front lol idiot!

Just watched that bit, trying to figure out why they put it in the program!

Or when he had a flat changing race and they didnt explain at any point, how you change a flat.

sigorman85

Waste of 30 mins lol

miss notax

I actually forgot to watch this week's show - which probably speaks volumes!! A shame as I really wanted it to be good :roll:

cooldad

Don't lose any sleep.
It was about as good as a Focus Mong post.

Red.Devil.Ghost

I didn't even know there was a cycle show

Someone mentioned the Gadget show as well. If it's anything like that it really isn't worth watching at all, it really is a pointless program.

.blitz

At least the Gadget Show has Suzi Perry and Pollyanna Whatsherface. I watched some of the cycle shw last night slack-jawed in amazement that anything could be so crap. Its one of those shows that you keep thinking it has to get better and then it finishes

cooldad

.blitz wrote:

At least the Gadget Show has Suzi Perry and Pollyanna Whatsherface. I watched some of the cycle shw last night slack-jawed in amazement that anything could be so crap. Its one of those shows that you keep thinking it has to get better and then it finishes

Had. They've dumped Suzi, so I'm boycotting it. (Only two left are the bimbo and the blonde chick.)

Chunkers1980

They dumped or she left? Poly is a fool.

cooldad

Chunkers1980 wrote:

They dumped or she left? Poly is a fool.

Dumped. Bastards. Along with the black dude and the old guy. (Didn't take any notice of their names. I was just there to fantasize over the delectable Ms Perry. )

Chunkers1980

Was out for a drink with Mrs Chunk, and was sat on a bench in a bar on the next table right of and next to Ortis. Hope Suzi swaps that for the Moto again and her leather pants, crack almost out, sound equipment a'dangling.