Alternative Prizes (game)

Lichtblick

Yellow, Green, Polkadot, White Jersey competitions. Yeah yeah...... here's some more just for a laugh.

(If you don't like light-hearted game threads, just scroll on by)

Most Aggressive Crashee : Philippe Gilbert (but a couple of years ago there was a post-stage fist-fight, that was fun)

Best Legs on the Podium : Thomas Voeckler

Worst Legs on the Podium : Mark Cavendish

Best Beard : Alejandro Valverde

Best Sunglasses : George Hincapie

etc.

pb21

Most loyal teammate: Chris Froome

greasedscotsman

Lichtblick wrote:

Best Sunglasses : George Hincapie

What was so amazing about them? Did I miss something? Please post a photo!

Lichtblick

disgruntledgoat

Best Beard : Alejandro Valverde

You've gone badly wrong there

alan_a

disgruntledgoat wrote:

Best Beard : Alejandro Valverde

You've gone badly wrong there

Agreed.

Bearded King of the Segments - Laurens Ten Dam

Lichtblick

disgruntledgoat wrote:

Best Beard : Alejandro Valverde

You've gone badly wrong there

ten Dam? You'll be nominating Cavendish for Best Beard next.

greasedscotsman

OK, so you mean these?



Like those, think the frame colour is called ghose text or something.

Lichtblick

Are you an optician / spectacles specialist?

Lichtblick

THIS is my nominated winner for Best Beard Prize 2012



He also gets the prize for Most Dangly Things Around Neck

pb21

Thats more stuble than beard.

Lichtblick

Most Injured Rider : Wout Poels, Vacansoleil

http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/12460 ... amage.aspx

He suffered a ruptured kidney and spleen, a bruised lung and three broken ribs.

smithy21

Lichtblick wrote:

THIS is my nominated winner for Best Beard Prize 2012



He also gets the prize for Most Dangly Things Around Neck

PED's- he was clean shaven at the rest day.

nweststeyn

Lichtblick wrote:

Best Sunglasses : George Hincapie

Just a pair of Jawbones, like a huge percentage of the peloton wear? I want to see someone with a homemade pair of wooden sunglasses...

greasedscotsman

nweststeyn wrote:

Lichtblick wrote:

Best Sunglasses : George Hincapie

Just a pair of Jawbones, like a huge percentage of the peloton wear? I want to see someone with a homemade pair of wooden sunglasses...

Well, not quite. They look very like these but with different lenses and jaws.



But if you can find someone wearing wooden glasses, then that's good for me!

RichN95.

Best roadside display: The Jersey Donkeys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMWxMR7Tk-0

Lichtblick

greasedscotsman wrote:

Well, not quite. They look very like these but with different lenses and jaws.



But if you can find someone wearing wooden glasses, then that's good for me!

greasedscotsman is VERY interested in cyclists' specs.

This thread is only a joke, greased. (Apart from the most-injured-rider post of mine)

Anyway,

Worst Socks Award : Wiggins, and anyone else who wears black socks.

greasedscotsman

Lichtblick wrote:

greasedscotsman is VERY interested in cyclists' specs.

Now I won't stand for that. That is just completely untrue. I am VERY insterested in Oakleys! 8)

specialgueststar

Tommie Voeckler has sewn up the gurning competition and takes home the toilet seat. Best gurning since Rominger

greasedscotsman

Publicity caravan vehicle I would most like to drive to work in...

No_Ta_Doctor

Worst attepmt to check yesterdays stage report in the paper> Chris Anker Sorensen

luckao

SpecialGuestStar wrote:

Tommie Voeckler has sewn up the gurning competition and takes home the toilet seat. Best gurning since Rominger

Honourable mention to Chris Anker Sorensen.

patchy

the 'Elmer Fudd/WTF are YOU doing here' double take prize goes to...

LL Sanchez.

Not for for the moment when Sagan caught him on the mountain, but also for his reactions at being baulked at the line TWICE by Sky and his look of resignation when seeing Wiggo's and Froome's splits on yesterday's TT...