Watching the Tour: things that make me feel sick

Lichtblick
Lichtblick Posts: 1,434
edited July 2012 in Pro race
1. Very fast downhills with unprotected sheer drops on one side

2. Cars parked on mountain road edges with sheer drops right next to them

3. Spectators standing on edge of high mountain sheer drops with death awaiting behind them

4. Motorbikes leading/following very fast downhill cyclists with twisting curves and sheer drops

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  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Methinks you'd be better off watching the golf.
  • plectrum
    plectrum Posts: 225
    Sky's tactics today!
  • Lichtblick
    Lichtblick Posts: 1,434
    5. Crazy deranged dangerous idiots crowding mountain tops and waving huge flags

    6. Crazy deranged dangerous idiots who run alongside

    7. Ditto in "joke" outfits who run alongside

    8. Ditto with huge green hand shaped things
  • ThatBikeGuy
    ThatBikeGuy Posts: 394
    Thomas Voeckler
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    Cervelo P5
  • Lichtblick
    Lichtblick Posts: 1,434
    edited July 2012
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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    The French. Well some of them are ok.
  • ms_tree
    ms_tree Posts: 1,405
    Guys who think they are so great and run with nothing on!
    'Google can bring back a hundred thousand answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.'
    Neil Gaiman
  • sing_for_absolution
    sing_for_absolution Posts: 1,908
    Ms Tree wrote:
    Guys who think they are so great and run with nothing on!

    It's always bloody men as well. If it was women...y'know, might be forgiven :lol:
  • Squaggles
    Squaggles Posts: 875
    valverde winning
    The UCI are Clowns and Fools
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    People pining for the days of attacking aggressive riding and criticising the race as boring with one breath and giving anti-doping lectures with another. It's time to get off the fence and decide if you want the aggressive drug fuelled day long attacks in the mountains or a clean peloton as you can't have both.
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Chris Anker Sorenson's injury:
    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/surgery ... l-incident
    FCN 2-4 "Shut up legs", Jens Voigt
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    Rides
  • johnr76
    johnr76 Posts: 56
    Closeups of Laurens Ten Dam's mid-drool
  • fastercyclist
    fastercyclist Posts: 396
    johnr76 wrote:
    Closeups of Laurens Ten Dam's mid-drool

    Very droll, sir.

    Was eating my lunch at the same time this was on TV. Was awful. Needed a five minute break from eating after that. :lol:
    The British Empire never died, it just moved to the Velodrome
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    Squaggles wrote:
    valverde winning

    + infinity
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  • Monty Zoncolan
    Monty Zoncolan Posts: 341
    Hincapie's veins.
  • ocdupalais
    ocdupalais Posts: 4,317
    fastercyclist wrote:
    johnr76 wrote:
    Closeups of Laurens Ten Dam's mid-drool

    Very droll, sir.

    Was eating my lunch at the same time this was on TV. Was awful. Needed a five minute break from eating after that. :lol:

    The doctors tried covering him up last year to protect the spectators, but he kept moving it.
    000_par6395012tendam_600.jpg


    Just in case you're sizing up that unhealthy mid-morning sticky bun...
  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    Voeckler-stage-18-Voeckler-FB-page.jpg

    Matching KOM kit!

    (although he has forgotten the socks...)

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