Susanna Reid looking cold this Morning

dylanfernley
dylanfernley Posts: 409
edited August 2012 in The bottom bracket
like every other morning, a cold fish !

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  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    :shock:
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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    oh dear. :shock:
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    I was expect a photo of her looking a little "excited" or cold! :lol:
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    We all were........... :|
  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    OffTheBackAdam wrote:
    I was expect a photo of her looking a little "excited" or cold! :lol:

    Where is the 'disappointed' emoticon ?
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Possibly the most dissapointing thread of 2012.

    Dear Mrs Fearnley unfortunatley due a lack of social development your son Dylan will have to repeat his year at school. I do hope you hadn't already purchased long trousers.

    Yours

    Mr C Urwhipcrack
    Headmaster
    Bottomly Bracket Primary School
    @surroundedbh
  • dylanfernley
    dylanfernley Posts: 409
    think you need to look a little closer, if you find a tv 'personality' attractive then i pity you, you cannot see those cold eyes --sure she is a pro, but so what ?

    you need to speak to her ex...........
  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    dylanfernley wrote:
    think you need to look a little closer, if you find a tv 'personality' attractive then i pity you, you cannot see those cold eyes --sure she is a pro, but so what ?

    you need to speak to her ex...........

    Er... what? :?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    dylanfernley wrote:
    think you need to look a little closer, if you find a tv 'personality' attractive then i pity you, you cannot see those cold eyes --sure she is a pro, but so what ?

    you need to speak to her ex...........

    You need to get the feck outta Bottom Bracket with that attitude. We threive on innuendo, filth, letching and general nastiness. Don't need no mild mannered, namby pamby, hoity toity acconuntant, principled ninny dissing our objects of lust.

    Leave before I come round your gaff, shite on yer lawn, nob yer dog and insult your missus. :P
  • dylanfernley
    dylanfernley Posts: 409
    is that a promise or a threat ?

    i dont do lawns, got a dog youre' welcome to try out, as for my misses, you are brave pal.... oh and i only do accountancy for 10 mins every two weeks-- well paid mind on an hourly rate
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    dylanfernley wrote:
    is that a promise or a threat ?

    i dont do lawns, got a dog youre' welcome to try out, as for my misses, you are brave pal.... oh and i only do accountancy for 10 mins every two weeks-- well paid mind on an hourly rate

    I'm not your pal. You don't belong here........... :wink:
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    Communter, I believe. Trying to befriend us. And not doing a very good job.

    NOW GET ORF MA LAND OR I'LL GET MA SHOTGUN AND DOG AND CHASE YOU OFF, BOY.
  • dylanfernley
    dylanfernley Posts: 409
    the dogs of war eh-- get of yer penny farthings , try not to take thyselves toooo seriously, its not a healthy option.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    If someone doesn't post a pic of Susanna's nipples standing out like chapel hat pegs soon, I'll have to report this thread to the mods for fraudulent tittilation :lol:
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Yossie wrote:
    Communter, I believe. Trying to befriend us. And not doing a very good job.

    NOW GET ORF MA LAND OR I'LL GET MA SHOTGUN AND DOG AND CHASE YOU OFF, BOY.
    Not from over there, thankfully. Unless he posts in communting general, I don't go in there.
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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
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    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,313
    dmclite-2.0 wrote:
    ...We threive on innuendo...

    Innuendo - is that Italian for a supository ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Burn the heretic!
  • keef66
    keef66 Posts: 13,123
    pinarello001 wrote:
    dmclite-2.0 wrote:
    ...We threive on innuendo...

    Innuendo - is that Italian for a supository ?

    I'm more worried about what threiving might be... :shock:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    keef66 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    dmclite-2.0 wrote:
    ...We threive on innuendo...

    Innuendo - is that Italian for a supository ?

    I'm more worried about what threiving might be... :shock:

    its a cross between stealing and getting off on something. I'm trying to be more like Lord Andrew Webber and make up words. Or Peter Andre, he makes up words and turns them into chart topping hits on the pop-parade. :)
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Taking the thread title literally, has anyone ever seen Susannah with her truck nuts poking out?
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  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    dmclite-2.0 wrote:
    Or Peter Andre, he makes up words and turns them into chart topping hits on the pop-parade. :)

    Quality... haven't heard mention of the Pop Parade in years! Wha'ts next, pop-pickers? You ain't seen nothing yet! :)
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Monkeypump wrote:
    dmclite-2.0 wrote:
    Or Peter Andre, he makes up words and turns them into chart topping hits on the pop-parade. :)

    Quality... haven't heard mention of the Pop Parade in years! Wha'ts next, pop-pickers? You ain't seen nothing yet! :)
    BTO! :P
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    OffTheBackAdam wrote:
    I was expect a photo of her looking a little "excited" or cold! :lol:

    Ere ya go - cold morning in the studio! good enough?? :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTEnTtgCo-Y
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Wirral_Paul wrote:
    OffTheBackAdam wrote:
    I was expect a photo of her looking a little "excited" or cold! :lol:

    Ere ya go - cold morning in the studio! good enough?? :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTEnTtgCo-Y


    Personally, I now have closure on this thread. :)

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