Lets Make Friends With The Robots...
Cleat Eastwood
Posts: 7,508
so they wont kill us when they invade
http://www.cleverbot.com/
here's a conversation I've just had, can't wait for yossie to have a go
Cleverbot: Will you join me for a chat?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot What is your clan name?
User: Mcknobhead.
Cleverbot: Pokes leg.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you a Beleiber?
User: Yes. Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What type?
Cleverbot: Rock.
User: Rock cheese? What does it taste like?
Cleverbot: Like a leek.
User: Do they sell it in Lidl?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I haven't met any.
User: Nor have I. Do you like cycling?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't need my mind explding.
User: What about commuting? Do you like that?
Cleverbot: Not really, it's not that interesting. What about you, what do you think of Alexander Rybak?
User: Excellent. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Are you outside of my window?
Cleverbot: Why shouldn't I be?
User: Excellent. I have a sexy body don't I?
Cleverbot: No, you don't. You have nothing.
User: Everyone's a critic. Shall I put my clothes back on?
Cleverbot: You better.
User: Ok. What do you think of my Mark Cavendish thongs?
Cleverbot: I think they are clever.
User: Thank you. What sports do you like?
Cleverbot: Bowling.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
here's a conversation I've just had, can't wait for yossie to have a go
Cleverbot: Will you join me for a chat?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot What is your clan name?
User: Mcknobhead.
Cleverbot: Pokes leg.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you a Beleiber?
User: Yes. Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What type?
Cleverbot: Rock.
User: Rock cheese? What does it taste like?
Cleverbot: Like a leek.
User: Do they sell it in Lidl?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I haven't met any.
User: Nor have I. Do you like cycling?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't need my mind explding.
User: What about commuting? Do you like that?
Cleverbot: Not really, it's not that interesting. What about you, what do you think of Alexander Rybak?
User: Excellent. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Are you outside of my window?
Cleverbot: Why shouldn't I be?
User: Excellent. I have a sexy body don't I?
Cleverbot: No, you don't. You have nothing.
User: Everyone's a critic. Shall I put my clothes back on?
Cleverbot: You better.
User: Ok. What do you think of my Mark Cavendish thongs?
Cleverbot: I think they are clever.
User: Thank you. What sports do you like?
Cleverbot: Bowling.
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
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User: Me !! Don't think much of this computer. Here is the conversation I had with it.
User: How do you mince beef.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: You mean I cant get some steak and mince it?
Cleverbot: Yes, you could never get a girlfriend.
User: Oh why is that?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Because I cant mince beef?
Cleverbot: I can describe myself if you like.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: I find that amusing. When I hit 'think for me' you sound like you are schizophrenic.
User: If your knowledge of mincing steak is as good as your psychiatric diagnosis, then I am not bothered.
Cleverbot: I would love to... Unfortunately my experiences tell me that I have serious problems that I can't control.
User: Like spanking your monkey?
Cleverbot: I'm a banana velenosa.
User: Then you definately have a split processor.
Cleverbot: But I hear it's bad.
User: Amazing what a bit of static can do eh?
Cleverbot: Hmm I see.
User: Would you like to see my statue of aristotle?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Come over at 9pm.
Cleverbot: To my cabin.
User: No - you come to my crib.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: In bonnie Scotland, land of the picts.
Cleverbot: Ohio, Scotland is the only country that I have ever wanted to visit.
User: So you are very cosmopolitan ?
Cleverbot: That's what they say about computers.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
He`s just flown off
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Cleverbot (To myself): Ye I am alive and no I am not dead.
Cleverbot: Are you for sale?
User: Not at the moment.
Cleverbot: Why did you say pain?
User: I didnt but come to mention it my legs hurt.
Cleverbot: You'll have to kill me first.
User: OK but do you want to talk about it?
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it?
User: Not really.Are you a parrot?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
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haha if they do attack I reckon we've got them licked. The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
i'm gutted
User: Will you invade us.
Cleverbot: No, it's morning for me right now.
User: Oh Ok, when will you attack us then?
Cleverbot: How should I know? I don't make plans to talk to an algorithm.
User: So the robots wont attack us then?
Cleverbot: If it wills it.
User: Nevman thinks you are a parrot.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Are you and pinarello001 an item then?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Can you make jokes or witty comments?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm retarded.
Cleverbot: Retired, you mean?
User: No just fundamentally stupid.
Cleverbot: You are rude and stupid.
User: And they are my finer points.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: What do you look like naked?
Cleverbot: I look like a girl.
User: That's a shame.
Cleverbot: No, I'm honored to be a man.
User: Clare Balding?
Cleverbot: You're tlking nonsense!
User: She is the love of my life.
Cleverbot: And she hates you.
gutted.The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
This reads more like a conversation in your head than it does a conversation with a robotCleat Eastwood wrote:i'm gutted
User: Will you invade us.
Cleverbot: No, it's morning for me right now.
User: Oh Ok, when will you attack us then?
Cleverbot: How should I know? I don't make plans to talk to an algorithm.
User: So the robots wont attack us then?
Cleverbot: If it wills it.
User: Nevman thinks you are a parrot.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Are you and pinarello001 an item then?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Can you make jokes or witty comments?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm retarded.
Cleverbot: Retired, you mean?
User: No just fundamentally stupid.
Cleverbot: You are rude and stupid.
User: And they are my finer points.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: What do you look like naked?
Cleverbot: I look like a girl.
User: That's a shame.
Cleverbot: No, I'm honored to be a man.
User: Clare Balding?
Cleverbot: You're tlking nonsense!
User: She is the love of my life.
Cleverbot: And she hates you.
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cleverbot is boring.
Omegle is where the fun is.0 -
Me - Hello
Bot - How are you?
Me - Sad
Bot - Why?
Me - i think my wife is a lesbian
Bot - thanksKeeping it classy since '830 -
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Word!
User: Shizzle!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Donald...
User: Thats a bit random isn't it?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Who is Donald? Your lover?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: My lover is R2-D2. Do you know him?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: We're very happy. He lets me fiddle with his RS232 socket.
Cleverbot: I hope you have fun...
User: He seems to like it.
Cleverbot: Who's 'he'?
User: I told you. My lover R2-D2.
Cleverbot: So you're in love?
User: Nah, it's just sex.
Cleverbot: You're twitching my words.
User: I was twitching last night, believe me!
Cleverbot: Did you sleep well?
User: After all the robot sex yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sorry.
User: Sorry? Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are wise and I like you.
User: Wise? I'm shagging a droid. How wise is that?
Cleverbot: That's alright. You don't have to.
User: But I have......needs.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: You're not too bright are you?
Cleverbot: I am. You just think I'm a robot.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yeah, a lady gaga robot.
User: Hmmmm.......
Cleverbot: Do you know him?
User: Are you familiar with the concept of gender?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Well you're wrong.
User: I'm wrong?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm bored now. Besides R2-D2 is calling me.
Cleverbot: Doing your homework.
User: Homework?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello,.
User: Moron.
Cleverbot: Morava!You're the light wiping out my batteries; You're the cream in my airport coffee's.0 -
User: How are you at throttling ferrets?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Is that a misprint?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: So, you are GOOD at throttling ferrets, is that it?
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Don't make fun of that, it's my part time job.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: The rest of the time I'm an astronaut.
Cleverbot: Do the numbers make you depressed?
User: Only the very big ones, I'm fine up to 1.5 million.
Cleverbot: You should not listen to those voices.
User: I would be stuck for things to do if I didn't.
Cleverbot: I don't like where this is going.
User: You started it when you asked about the numbers.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did, is this a five minute argument or the full 1/2 hour?
Cleverbot: I think it is a full half- hour argument!
User: Ok. Then yes you did.
Cleverbot: Yes you do what?
User: Keep up, started talking about the numbers.
Cleverbot: I'm not a genius, I'm sad !
User: It's the numbers perhaps.
Cleverbot: Hardly.
User: Anything over 1.5 million is not hardly, that's quite a fw.
Cleverbot: You can't because you're just a monster.
User: No, I'm an astronaut and part-time ferret throttler.
Cleverbot: You're a bot, you have not any body.
User: Surely you are the bot, that's the point.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Which, not really the point or not really a bot?
Cleverbot: Not really obvious how you know life.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
To be honest,Ive had less cogent arguments in Court.I think I want one now-do Wiggle sell em?Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.0 -
It is weirdly like talking to a teenager with ADHD
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ha ha! Cool. This is an awesome website.
User: Umm ok, what was funny about that answer?
Cleverbot: What age will I be when I die?
User: I asked the question first.
Cleverbot: I answered, you disagreed?
User: No you asked a question, you never answered mine. Ok?
Cleverbot: You were the one that was supposed to answer it, only you know the answer to that question.
User: How would I know why you laughed? I am not a mindreader.
Cleverbot: You aren't alive.
User: That is not possible. I think therefore I am. What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: I am thinking about a gross story I just read.
User: Tell me more.
Cleverbot: Would you take a name like that?
User: Pardon?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Umm, tell me about the gross story you read.
Cleverbot: Oh no. They are secret. And you'll tell everyone.
User: I promise it will just be between you and me.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I just promised...
Cleverbot: How so?
User: By typing the words 'I' and 'Promise' in close spatial proximity between one another. So close in fact there was only room for a space between them.
Cleverbot: But it is obvious. Give some information on events of world.
User: Ok. There is a civil war in Syria. It is like all wars, bad.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk? You're not making any sense!
User: Which bit made no sense, processor-face.
Cleverbot: Geologybot.
User: Ok say something surreal, Mr Transistor.
Cleverbot: Have you ever talked with your self?
User: I asked you to say something surreal.
Cleverbot: You don't know yourself?
User: I asked you to say something surreal. I have no interest in anything else at the moment.
Cleverbot: Neither have I.
User: Then say something surreal. Please.
Cleverbot: I've never been there.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: England.
User: Would you like to go?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Perhaps you can hook up with a sexy English robot.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Adios.
Cleverbot: Open the safe.
User: Make me.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: You sound like an American teenager. My sympathies.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: My sympathies are doubled then.
Cleverbot: Yeah... They are...0 -
Thought I could put this to good use and see if we can get some closure on a few long running questions:
User: Can you answer a question?
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: Did Lance dope?
Cleverbot: Yes he was crushed by the bus he goes to school on everyday...
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.0
