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sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
edited July 2012 in The Crudcatcher
im having my summer party at work on saturday and the theme is "british seaside" pretty webbo to be fair but it is what it is.

what should i go dressed as?

id appreciate links to actual costumes available on the web or ideas for home made costumes too.

oh and a mankini is out of the question as the boss wouldnt like it and i would frighten all of the wives!

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  • thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I'd suggest this:
    bathing_suit.jpg
    This:
    men_s_beachwear.jpg
    or This:
    sale-on-swimwear-bikinis.jpg

    Whichever you feel you can pull off really.
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  • Cat With No TailCat With No Tail Posts: 13,581
    You should go dressed as your mum. She lives in Rhyll you know, which is by the sea.
  • angry_birdangry_bird Posts: 3,782
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    You should definitely go as an censored
  • Cat With No TailCat With No Tail Posts: 13,581
    You could also glue assorted waste products to yourself, used condoms and the like, start a fight with all the men, try to fark all the women, and tell everyone you've come as Blackpool.
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Go as a nudist beach guest?
    Or a grain of sand.
    Or a corpse washed up on the beach.
  • AbraAbra Posts: 338
    This

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    or

    lrgscale7202-Adult-Male-Hat.jpg

    your choice but I think you'd suit the second better? :wink:
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Go dressed as Maddie, well I say dressed, just not turn up
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  • You could also glue assorted waste products to yourself, used condoms and the like, start a fight with all the men, try to fark all the women, and tell everyone you've come as Blackpool.

    Waaaayyy... :D
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    Cheap, simple, classic, all you need's a handkerchief. You already have the build.
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  • DCR00DCR00 Posts: 2,160
    You should go dressed as your mum. She lives in Rhyll you know, which is by the sea.

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    You should go dressed as your mum. She lives in Rhyll you know, which is by the sea.

    But them I'd like a go on sheepsteeth, which wouldn't be a good
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • ste_tste_t Posts: 1,599
    I tried to find a picture of a tramp at the beach to signify you going as someone from Rhyl, but I found a picture of a walking baby chimp and didn't want to waste it.


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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Gazlar wrote:
    You should go dressed as your mum. She lives in Rhyll you know, which is by the sea.

    But them I'd like a go on sheepsteeth, which wouldn't be a good
    What the hell are you snorting lately? What was that meant to say?
  • rglinianyrgliniany Posts: 753
    Seagulls_1_large_image.jpg

    then you can go about screeching in peoples ears and nicking food from their hands.
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  • peatpeat Posts: 1,243
    Morcombe Bay Cockle-Picker?
  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    rgliniany wrote:
    Seagulls_1_large_image.jpg

    then you can go about screeching in peoples ears and nicking food from their hands.
    This is ACE!

    I was trying to find a picture of SurfMatt but was having little success
    So go as a LiLO
    Lilo_Costume1.jpg
    nope thats not right
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  • oodboooodboo Posts: 2,177
    Hopefully you can see it:
    fashion-fail-if-she-spills-on-her-costume-its-just-a-bonus.jpg
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Gazlar wrote:
    You should go dressed as your mum. She lives in Rhyll you know, which is by the sea.

    But them I'd like a go on sheepsteeth, which wouldn't be a good
    What the hell are you snorting lately? What was that meant to say?

    Ah censored it, I'm using Swype on my phone, just guess, our make up a translation. I cba
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  • spongtasticspongtastic Posts: 3,131
    a stained hoodie, unwashed badly fitting tracksuit bottoms, white reebok classics, fake L&M fags and a 4 pack of value cider. You'll look like 90% of the people in Clacton-on-Sea.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Barry Island is by the sea, so either go as el cap, or as

    gavin_stacey_nessa.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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    Zapp
  • spongtasticspongtastic Posts: 3,131
    Gazlar wrote:
    Barry Island is by the sea, so either go as el cap, or as

    a fat bloke with bad hair and tatoos[img][/img]

    FTFY
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Gazlar wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    You should go dressed as your mum. She lives in Rhyll you know, which is by the sea.

    But them I'd like a go on sheepsteeth, which wouldn't be a good
    What the hell are you snorting lately? What was that meant to say?

    Ah censored it, I'm using Swype on my phone, just guess, our make up a translation. I cba
    Well stop fuc*ing using it then. You're making fullymong's psychosis induced keyboard mashing look as literate as Stephen Fry - and that's not a good look.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Gazlar wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    You should go dressed as your mum. She lives in Rhyll you know, which is by the sea.

    But them I'd like a go on sheepsteeth, which wouldn't be a good
    What the hell are you snorting lately? What was that meant to say?

    Ah censored it, I'm using Swype on my phone, just guess, our make up a translation. I cba
    Well stop fuc*ing using it then. You're making fullymong's psychosis induced keyboard mashing look as literate as Stephen Fry - and that's not a good look.

    Its the best of a bad situation I'm afraid, letter taping causes my fingers to swell, and I'm just as bad with that and I'm waiting for a new router from vermin media As my internet is virtually non existent.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • pilchpilch Posts: 1,136
    Cover yourself in wallpaper paste then stick a paper towel on your head... instant censored mop
    A berm? were you expecting one?

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