Silly Celebrity Racing

vermin
vermin Posts: 1,739
edited July 2012 in Commuting chat
Katie Price, I got your scalp, honey. :mrgreen:

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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    That made me grin!

    (but I've whupped Guy Richie, and he wasn't dragging two silicone spacehoppers with him) :D
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  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    vermin wrote:
    Katie Price, I got your scalp, honey. :mrgreen:

    You might at least have whooped her ass...
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  • option_click
    option_click Posts: 169
    I'm guessing... bright pink Pashley?
  • pitchshifter
    pitchshifter Posts: 1,476
    Talking of pink, I bet she fancied a bit of your Lampre top? ;)
  • schlepcycling
    schlepcycling Posts: 1,614
    vermin wrote:
    Katie Price, I got your scalp, honey. :mrgreen:

    That's what happens when you have too much plastic surgery, bits start falling off
    'Hello to Jason Isaacs'
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Was the bike made by 'Range Rover'?

    Seriously, Katie Price on a bicycle, who d'a thunk.....!

    Now if it was J-Lo, big legs, big a$$ and she does Triathlons.....That would have been a challenge.
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Was the bike made by 'Range Rover'?

    Seriously, Katie Price on a bicycle, who d'a thunk.....!

    Now if it was J-Lo, big legs, big a$$ and she does Triathlons.....That would have been a challenge.

    It would be a challenge to want to pass her......
  • vermin
    vermin Posts: 1,739
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Was the bike made by 'Range Rover'?

    Seriously, Katie Price on a bicycle, who d'a thunk.....!

    Now if it was J-Lo, big legs, big a$$ and she does Triathlons.....That would have been a challenge.

    Hit the nail on the head - afraid she was in the pink Rangey (reg: KP II HOT). Hadn't realised how tiny she is - driving that massive car she looked like a lego man driving action man's jeep.
  • SteppenHerring
    SteppenHerring Posts: 720
    vermin wrote:
    Hit the nail on the head - afraid she was in the pink Rangey (reg: KP II HOT). Hadn't realised how tiny she is - driving that massive car she looked like a lego man driving action man's jeep.
    Does she still live in Woldingham?* Some nice roads around there (if you like gradients) but I always worry, given her driving record, about being wiped out by a pink horsebox.

    *Near Titsey Hill.

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