MASSHOOF infringement of the ruleZ

itboffin
itboffin Posts: 20,064
edited July 2012 in Commuting chat
I'm sorry to say that today on two occasions I broke the ruleZ and adjusted my junk whilst riding, I'm disputing the validity of this ruleZ, junk comfort is essential in my opinion much like little caps and matching bike/kit etc.
Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.

Comments

  • jejv
    jejv Posts: 566
    Are you worried abour Rule #20 ?
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Very very good.
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • Gizmo_
    Gizmo_ Posts: 558
    I read on a bog wall that it's not all that massive. ;)
    Scott Sportster P45 2008 | Cannondale CAAD8 Tiagra 2012
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Rule #92; don't spell 'rules' with a 'z'....
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Rule #92; don't spell 'rules' with a 'z'....

    BahZ!
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.

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