Maddie's in a hole

Anonymous
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edited July 2012 in The Crudcatcher
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    British detectives are examining an extraordinary claim that Madeleine McCann's body is buried near the holiday apartment from where she vanished

    Extraordinary? Really?

    Anyway, they'll not find her there. They'll never find her. She's in my cellar.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    British detectives are examining an extraordinary claim that Madeleine McCann's body is buried near the holiday apartment from where she vanished

    Extraordinary? Really?

    Anyway, they'll not find her there. They'll never find her. She's in my cellar.

    I thought she was in Rhyl
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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    she's in a ditch with her head backwards
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    The whole Where's Maddie thing should just be dropped. Stop feeding the media hungry family.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    We all knew she was in a hole.

    just which one and who dug it is the question.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • Abra
    Abra Posts: 338
    There’s a lot of people excepting responsibility on here recently.... Kate and Gerry’s detectives must be sh*t at there job. A quick Google would solve this whole problem! :lol:
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Abra wrote:
    There’s a lot of people excepting responsibility on here recently.... Kate and Gerry’s detectives must be sh*t at there job. A quick Google would solve this whole problem! :lol:
    but there would be no money in that.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Kate and Gerry know full well it wasn't anyone on this forum. Wonder how they might know that.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    nicklouse wrote:
    We all knew she was in a hole.

    just which one and who dug it is the question.
    Yeah, but who was in her holes?
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    nicklouse wrote:
    We all knew she was in a hole.

    just which one and who dug it is the question.
    Yeah, but who was in her holes?

    Depends on which hole your talking about :)
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  • extrusion
    extrusion Posts: 247
    Is any of this funny?
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Ooh, look! A commuter.
  • Abra
    Abra Posts: 338
    extrusion wrote:
    Is any of this funny?

    Yes, All of it. every last bit. :roll:
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Ooh, look! A commuter.

    quick, break its legs! Don't let it get away!

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  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    extrusion wrote:
    Is any of this funny?

    You shall be hunted down and buried in a ditch in Rhyl for uttering such blasphemy!
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    British detectives are examining an extraordinary claim that Madeleine McCann's body is buried near the holiday apartment from where she vanished

    Extraordinary? Really?

    Anyway, they'll not find her there. They'll never find her. She's in my cellar.

    You're half is in the cellar, I use my half as a
    novelty olive dish
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  • extrusion
    extrusion Posts: 247
    jndb72 wrote:
    extrusion wrote:
    Is any of this funny?

    You shall be hunted down and buried in a ditch in Rhyl for uttering such blasphemy!

    Tee hee!

    Im going to report these posts ... Oh yes. Feel the wrath boys :D
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Report them on what grounds? This is the crudcatcher.
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    extrusion wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    extrusion wrote:
    Is any of this funny?

    You shall be hunted down and buried in a ditch in Rhyl for uttering such blasphemy!

    Tee hee!

    Im going to report these posts ... Oh yes. Feel the wrath boys :D
    this is what goes on daily here... good luck trying to report it :lol:
  • extrusion
    extrusion Posts: 247
    I have reported you to the police. Good luck with the criminal investigations and being shagged up the bumhole by Big Gay Gary when they finally put you in prison.

    Ps. Could you ask Big Gay Gary if i can have my towel and magazines back? Cheers.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Don't turn around... Big Gary's DEFINITELY not right behind you right now.
  • Rigga
    Rigga Posts: 939
    nicklouse wrote:
    We all knew she was in a hole.

    just which one and who dug it is the question.
    Yeah, but who was in her holes?

    Jesus what a sick comment, shocking!
  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    Rigga wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    We all knew she was in a hole.

    just which one and who dug it is the question.
    Yeah, but who was in her holes?

    Jesus what a sick comment, shocking!


    You seem to be lost.

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  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    Rigga wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    We all knew she was in a hole.

    just which one and who dug it is the question.
    Yeah, but who was in her holes?

    Jesus what a sick comment, shocking!


    You seem to be lost.

    The way to Idontgiveafuck is left, left, left, then left again.

    Oops duplicated my directions. Never mind. You seem to struggle getting it the first time around.
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  • chez_m356
    chez_m356 Posts: 1,893
    sandy hill wrote:
    Rigga wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    We all knew she was in a hole.

    just which one and who dug it is the question.
    Yeah, but who was in her holes?

    Jesus what a sick comment, shocking!


    You seem to be lost.

    The way to Idontgiveafuck is left, left, left, then left again.
    oi you cheeky barsteward, thats the way to my house :lol:
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    See I find it mildly amusing at best as I'd hate if anything happened to my kid, but we all know shes dead and we all know the humour of the crudcatcher.

    Jeez, someone needs to chill out. Reporting to the police ffs....... Knobber
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Any hole's a goal... even spastic and dead children ones
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Seriously, I am so disappointed by this..

    I mean Gerry could have buried her a little further away from the resort. I guess it was Kate's neurotic attitude that didn't allow him to venture too far to dispose of the evidence.
    This subject could have kept the CC entertained for decades, but if it does turn out to be the little princess' body I will be bitterly disappointed.

    If not, well it's a result, as no closure for the Mccanns means more entertainment for us..
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    Rumor has it that they were too pissed after a good night out to carry the body too far?
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