Made me chuckle...
veronese68
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Is starting another joke thread allowed? I don't think this will offend anyone:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk,
a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan),
an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese,
a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan,
a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Dutchman, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole,
a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, an Ugandan,
a Vietnamese, a Korean, an Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn,
a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian,
a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner,
a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander,
a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian,
an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian,
a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari,
an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, an Ukrainian,
a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss,
a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans . . .
. . . walk into a very fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the matre d', after scrutinizing the group, "You can't come in here without a Thai. "
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk,
a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan),
an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese,
a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan,
a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Dutchman, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole,
a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, an Ugandan,
a Vietnamese, a Korean, an Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn,
a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian,
a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner,
a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander,
a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian,
an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian,
a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari,
an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, an Ukrainian,
a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss,
a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans . . .
. . . walk into a very fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the matre d', after scrutinizing the group, "You can't come in here without a Thai. "
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I attended an Irish wedding last week. The Bride's Father made a wonderful speech at the reception afterwards in the local pub. During it he asked for all the married men to stand next to the one person in the room who'd made their life complete.
The barman is still in hospital with crush injuries.
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There was a young lady from Lunt...
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Smokin Joe wrote:There was a young lady from Lunt...
Perhaps not.
One of my tenuous claims to fame is that I've been out with a young lady fromLunt I never got far enough with her to find out though.0 -
Smokin Joe wrote:There was a young lady from Lunt...
Perhaps not.
There was a young lady from Lunt
who loved wearing red at the hunt,
when a hunt sabateur came to close to her rear
her protestations could not be more blunt
she called him a stupid big UNTc"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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