The Higgs Boson
Cleat Eastwood
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is hypothetical and may not even exist - a bit like a good day in Crewe.
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momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
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A Higgs Boson goes into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Bosons in here”.
”Ah” says the Higgs “If I’m not here, you can’t have Mass.”Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.0 -
http://www.badscience.net/2006/11/238/
'This may strike you as the geek equivalent of looking up “arse” in the dictionary. I believe, however, that examples of serious documents in which hadron is mispelt “hardon” are immensely, hilariously funny. This may be a minority opinion.'0 -
RDW wrote:http://www.badscience.net/2006/11/238/
'This may strike you as the geek equivalent of looking up “ars*” in the dictionary. I believe, however, that examples of serious documents in which hadron is mispelt “hardon” are immensely, hilariously funny. This may be a minority opinion.'0 -
As in large ha[dr]on collider? Sounds like a double p film i once saw.0
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Bosons can be composite or elementary particles, but the Higgs is apparently elementary; it's not thought to be made up of anything else.0
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I think he's riding pretty well. It's odd not seeing him in Sky colours but I actually like the Norwegian champions jersey.... :oops: :roll:“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0
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jordan_217 wrote:I think he's riding pretty well. It's odd not seeing him in Sky colours but I actually like the Norwegian champions jersey.... :oops: :roll:
David"It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0 -
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garrynolan wrote:So... the Higgs Boson gives things mass - but what is the boson made from? I know something can't be infinitely small but is there a point where 'nothing' becomes 'something? Does that make sense and can it be answered? Ta.
i did write a longer answer, but it took so long that my login timed out and i lost it!
the higgs is the 'force carrier' of the higgs field, which permeates all space, other particles* are endowed with mass by interacting with the field (*except photons and gluons, they don't interact with the higgs and so are massless)
what we think of as particles can act as waves, we don't know what this means, it's possible that stuff is neither and at least so far we're not clever enough to figure it out
you could say that the fundamental particles of the standard model are made of 'energy', if we bang two particles together hard enough, we can create one or more different particles
we also don't know what energy, time and space are, or even if they exist at all
imho it would be wonderful to spend a few lifetimes working at cern trying to find out what else we don't know, there should be some excellent cycling in the regionmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
DavidBelcher wrote:jordan_217 wrote:I think he's riding pretty well. It's odd not seeing him in Sky colours but I actually like the Norwegian champions jersey.... :oops: :roll:
David
Tee hee“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0 -
Why so much effort to find it? I'm sure its down the back of our sofa somewhere.Purveyor of "up"0